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Not much, person above me. I just need to get ready for school now. I miss you.

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Taybaaaaa! what are you doing?!?!? Trying to torture us? You're lucky it's morning and I'm not that hungry! But I know I'm not opening up this thread when I'm hungry!

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There are some seriously screwed up people in this world.

PS: You should have scared him off with the erm 'Witchy Laugh.'

I agree. And supposedly, my witchy laugh isn't scary.

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You know, Muslims are like celebrities. Some people like you, some people hate you, some people don't care, but anywhere you go, you get at least one stare and a couple of whispers. lol. It's really funny, actually. One day, my mom and I were going somewhere and we stop for the street light which turns red. So we are right next to this big fire truck. And I notice that the driver is staring at me, I ignore him at first, but the he keeps staring so I finally look at him. When I look, he smiles at me (a BIG smile) and waves. So I smile back and wave and then the light turns green. My mom asks me, “You know him?” I'm like, “Nope. I have never seen him before.” lol. And I've had that happen to me many times before. Anyhow, bell just rang, I gotta peace out!

am bolding the correct sentence this time..thanks ranz for making me smile…

my sis and I ( back home ) used to spend hours discussing anything under the sun or more like stars..

waiting to catch a glimpse of the first ray of sun over the horizon, and we had the perfect view…

I once mentioned exactly what u said ….exact words…weird!!

just brought a smile to my face and a warm fuzzy sorta feeling ot my heart ( heart burn i think hahaha) but it certainly

made me smile…THANK U

awwwwww. Anytime hunn. I'm glad I could make you smile during such a blessed month. I luv ya…

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Rani that man is so disgusting! I loath people like that so much. I am not going to swear while fasting but you can imagine… omg, I want to BEAT HIM UP. Sad screwed up pervert!

lol. Calm down, hunn. It's okay, let him be, Allah (SWT) will deal with him. It's no use to waste your time on him during Ramadhan. I love you oh so much, hunn.

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I was like ewwwwwwwww! when Rani told me. he was indian right Rani?

He had a fobby accent, other than that, he could have been anything for all I know. But I can recognize his voice, so next time he calls, he's gonna be in trouble.

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Rani… ouch.

*I can't think of anything more to say… lost for words…*

*giggles* You're so adorable when you're speechless! I lub youuuuuuu!!!!

Tayba – Hey hunn…Calm down, you never had a problem with patience. Just because you now KNOW you HAVE to be patient, it's getting to your head and you're losing it. lol. Just seek refuge with Allah (SWT)

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Rani is the name-calling champion Lol! If the people who work for me find out that you called me a Lilbuttwipe and got away with it, making me laugh my guts out in the process, they would pay you good money to find out your secret! Stay away from my staff you hear? Lmao! I do not want a rebellion on my hands.

Too bad you revealed this lil secret to me just as Ramadhan started. *sigh* I could have made some good money…but I don't even know my secret.

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I offer truce for as long as Ramadhan lasts. Least I could do to the Mini-Me's and Dr. Evil. Lmao! Okay, seriously that was the lastest.

awww! that is so nice of you, I seriously thought you were gonna torture us!

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Was there ever a time or an occasion that the woman had nothing to say about anything under the sun? (She is not standing behind me with a roti-roller, is she?)

Actually, I have my moments of speechlessness. lol. You won't be seeing any belans ji, it's Ramadhan. And let's hope I can still be as nice when Ramadhan is over.

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I have a kingdom? where is my Raja? *sulks* What good is a kingdom if I can't share it with Raja ji?

Oye! (Stinky besharam chor! it is Lmao!) you are a 7-year old with a Witchy Laugh. You do not need a Raja yet. Grow up. I mean not just grow taller…did Ramadhan start already? If not, I so in twubul…

lol. Ramadhan has started. I'm sooooooooooo happy! And don't use my stories on me, I'm old enough for a Raja, thank you very much.

Scarry – awww. It's okay hunn. You'll be able to start soon enough.

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person above me…hi!

Tayba – I love youuuuuuuuuu! You totally made MY day!

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OhmyAllah!

Yesterday, after I finished talking to Tayba on the phone, this guy calls and he wants to sell me Dish. You know, the one with the Zee channels and everything. So everytime people like him call, I pretend to be hekka young. SO I'm acting all stupid, waiting for him to ask me my age. And he does, so I say 7. Usually, when I tell them I'm 7, they say “oh okay bye” BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?!?!?!!?!? He asked me in this deep, disgusting, scary whispering voice, “do you have a boyfriend?” I'm like, “what?” I was seriously shocked and scared! So he repeats his question, and I say, “No.” And he's like, “Why not?” I say, “I don't know.” I'm trying to act all ignorant. What does a 7 year old know about boyfriends!?!?!? And he laughs and says, “why don't you have a boyfriend?” And he's all panting and s h i t. *shudders* ew! And then he's like, “what grade are you in?” I say “second grade.” He's like, “there are a lot of boys in ur class.” I'm like “Yeah.” And he says, “don't you want to be anybody's girlfriend?” And I say, “Oh my dad just got home! You wanna talk to him?” He gets a bit startled and then says, “Yeah let me talk to him.” !!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell!?!?!? I thought he would say “no no, bye” but he said yes! So I give the phone to my twin and tell him to act like he's my dad, he's like, “what the heck why?” And I'm like, “just do it! He was being hella stupid and retarded.” So my twin talks to him for like 15 mins, giving the guy a hard time, making him look up info and stuff. It was funny cuz the guy was getting tired.

But dude! I wish I blew up on him! I swear, but I was so scared and disgusted that I didn't think about it! Next time he calls, Imma tell him off. That perverted a s s hole! What the hell is he doing asking a 7 year old if she has a boyfriend!?!?!?!?

*shudders*

Disgusting…

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Rani made me spell a word on the phone today cuz the slowpoke couldn't understand my 'Britishness'. hehehe! lol.

LMAO! That was oh so funny! You were cracking me up! I was afraid to laugh so much cuz ninja's lil sister told me I laugh like a witch! LOL!

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And she is grading papers! What a disaster! Lmao!

oye! Haraami! Apni bakwaas apne saath hi rak. Samjhe?

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arre! Tumhe toh outline shoutline ki zaroorat nai hai! Kya keh rahi ho?

arre! Oreo mei kya kharabi hai!?!? Voh bohot acha hero banega, na?

Well, dii, looks like you don't like reading as much as writing. We're only gonna have 3 writers…cuz it gets really confusing if everyone is gonna write the story. One person will make a certain character a certian way because they have a plan for them in the end…but if other people start writing it, then the plan will get all confusing.

But I've always liked that idea, we can do that next time!

But…I always wanted you to help us write the story? Will you help us? Tayba and Ninja, can Khushi help write the story instead of me? I mean the dialogues…cuz I'm not very good at that. I'll definitely give u guys some ideas…Kya khayaal hai, dii? Apni bachi ki help karogi? *angelic smile*

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Rani bacha……… IM BACK!!!! Thodi sharat hai, thodi hayaa, koi bhi jaane na, mujhme hai kya Love you!!!

How I missed you!!!!!!!!!! I love you toooo! Arre tujhme toh toofaaaaaaan hai! lol. and I LOVE it!

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Lol. Im going to save my provoking for later. Right now, Im going to smile and enjoy being SenorOopsMyBellySticksOuttaLot. Have fun over the weekend. Shouldn't be that difficult. All you have to do is be yourself. Lol.

1. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! You lil buttwipe! I can't be mean during Ramadhaaaaaaaaaaaan!

2. awwwww? lol. I just realized that I actually do have tons of fun when I'm myself. lol

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Hard to hide anything from Tayba you know? She has a couple of dimunitive kindred spirits Lmao! But, I promise you, car will be returned in the same condition as I have received it. If you see my soul stuck on the front grille, disregard it please. It could not help but cleave to it. My kingdom oh wait, Rani's kingdom for a Jaguar. Deliver it to the Budha's address please!

I have a kingdom? where is my Raja? *sulks* What good is a kingdom if I can't share it with Raja ji?

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Oye! Why are you dissin my dream car huh? What did the car ever do to you? Lmao! Pick your own car and do whatever you wish with it. Lmao! Jaguar XF Yum Yum Yum!

wah wah, I see you're stealing my words, you stinky besharam chor!

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Sheesh! Girls watching each others back. How noble.

This reminds me of a story. one day, at the Masjid, my twin's friend went to the daaba to get something, and these two guys started following him. And our Masjid is in a very bad neighborhood, so my twin and his other buddies decided to follow them cuz they thought their buddy was in trouble and needed help. When they got there, they realized that all three guys were buddies. So the two guys that were following my twin's bro said, “aw, man! Just cuz we is black you think we was gonna beat 'em up?” LOL! And my twin and the other buddies were like, “Naw, cuz. We was just tryna watch out for him.” lol. And they all laughed about it and the two guys said, “it's nice to know his friends got his back” lol. it was funny.

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Im going to save all my taunts for tomorrow 😀

oh s h i t. I just realized I can't be mean to him during Ramadhan!

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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I do hear the R!!! You just don't say them sometimes!

lol. It's all cool about being confused.

And Thank you. I love you.

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lol Hayati is “hekka” cool (I started saying hekka coz of u here!! lol!! people are like, what?! ). Imma send her a thank u note? lol.

I'm telling you, man, I rub off on a lotta people. Hayati now says “you know” “blah blah blah” and “and this and that” cuz of me! lol. And I a thank you note is soooo sweet! but she said u don't have to do anything. lol. She's an amazing bum.

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Aayi re aayi re KHUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello ji! [:)] Shooting wooting ho rahi hai ji? Acha toh de-rec-tor kaun hai?Heroine kaun hai?Vi-llan kaun hai?Aur hai ji, hero kaun hai? Mujhe kya karna hai…. Lol let me know!!!

Laayi re laayi re KHUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I missed you!!!!! I love you!!!!

Director main hoon!

Heroine tu hai!

Villain kaun hai? Hume kya pagal kute ne kaata hai ke hum tumhe abhi batayenge?

Aur hai ji, apne dil ko zara thaamo. Hero aur kaun ho sakta hai? Apna Oreo hi hero hai.

Tumhe khush rehna hai!

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final scenes? Don't we only have one dad? Remember?

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TAYBAAAAAAA! NOT the BED!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You'll hit your head on the ceiling!!!!!!!!!

( LMAO! )

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lol. OhmyAllah! Why the heck do you wanna stop grinning?!?! It's FUN! and I LOVE that song, Tayba. Especially this part:

aankhon mein doob jaane ko
Hum beqaraar baite hai
Ek pal mein sab lutaane ko
Uspe hi yaar baithe hai – 2
Barson se ek chehraa dil mein rehta hai jo yaar
Shaayad kahin usko hai hamaara intezaar
Haai re haai, kya kahe jab dekhe voh
Bharke aankhon mein pyaar

lol. acha baba, I won't say thanks! I love you chalega? lol. awwwwww! My voice makes u smile? jhooti kahi ki…I'm sure my voice isn't as special… lol.

And YES! You always make sense to me!

I swear, man, we think so much alike! When you let out your feelings, I feel like you're speaking for me, since I'm not so good at expressing myself. I lub youuuuu!

LMAO! U ain't high! U is on CRACK!

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Ah, how Rani knows me… I swear… my face actually did light up (*ping!!!*) when I saw it was you… Crazy with happiness it is…

PS: Rani jaan… SHAKARA??!! Love youuuu!

and hush up! I meant Shakera!

And yeah, you can say Masha'Allah (Just as Allah wished) or Alhamdulillah (All praise is due to Allah). Either one works! You're totally cute! I love youuuuuuu!

Shakera – thank you for making boo crazy with happiness.

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oh s h i t! I meant the dad! lol.

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I was SO happy to talk with you. MAN it was GREAT! and dude its not STOKA! lol I was like oh crap! Im gonna have to spell this! LOL! That was so funny though!

LMAO! And when you spelled it, I'm like, “OH! She means stalker!” LMAO! I LOVE YOUUUUU!

and I didn't get into too much trouble…just a lil , “STOP TALKING ON THE PHONE SO MUCH!” lol!

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yeah man I was like hello, rani? are you speaking to me? n then in my head im like how can she be speaking to me, its another language! roflmao!.

HAHA! And I was all thinking, “Shush it Tayba! My mom's talking to me!” LMAO!

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and hey sista u do not have to say thanks for anything. As I always say to ninja, its Sisterhood. I am so glad that you decided to tell me, and I love you for telling me too. I just hope I did enough to make you feel a little better. I will continue to do my best Insha'Allah. I did some research on what I was saying I was gonna research on. I will let you know through email soon, Insha'Allah?

I love you… And yes, please tell me if you find something that will help. You're amazing…

AND I LOVE HAYATI! LOL! She always helps me out! lol. And she said not to do anything for her. lol.

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