Hi guys! Here is where you can talk all about YOU!
Post any facts about yourself that you want other people to know!
e.g. personality, interests, birthdate, aim in life…
and anything else that YOU CHOOSE to let them know!
All these in the hope to at least, get to know each other a little bit better,
if not a lot.. (New and old members welcomed!)
So here goes:
Does your name begin with: N? Yes it does. And so this is me! Mostly..
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
Wow Nosyira- kool thread. Where did you get that analysis from? which website?
Hey Nasiya cool threst i want to know to hehehe
Khush Khush how are you sweety where have you been
I saw the analysis in another forum… Here it is.. Feel free to use it if you choose to!
Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement’s, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
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Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
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Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. <
Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it’s all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated.
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Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O?
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn’t think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy…a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very
Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you’re happiest when in love. When not in love you’re in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You
are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like laying love games.
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Does your name begin with: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can’t shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can’t have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn’t work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover’s savior.
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Nosyira:Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
This is SO NOT ME!!
I AM romantic, if I were not, what would I do on a Bollywoodforum? How can one who is not romantic like Bollywood?? I AM romantic, even when it comes to real life, instead of movies.
I DO like flirting, although I don’t flirt much because I’m shy. But it’s not like “I have no patience for flirting” and I’m NEVER bothered when someone is “trying to be coy, cute, demure and subtly enticing”
Hints, I love to pas.s. hints! Not to everybody, but I surely do.
The fact about the intellectually stimulating partner is true. Next sentence also is.
The last few sentences really piss me of!!! I am practical (well, people say I am), and I AM WAY 2 EMOTIONAL! Alwasy have, and always will be!
How do you mean my choices can only lead to trouble? Like I made a mess of my life so far!!
SELF SATISFIED & EGOISTIC!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! These are two words which are completely NOT me. You guys don’t know me in real life, but even you know that I’m NOT self satisfied!!!
Really, I don’t believe in things like this. Like your name decides what kind of personality you have. That’s not true. I do believe in.. uhm, how do you call that in english? Signs? Like Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus,Aries, and so on. It depends on the month you are born in. My character really matches my sign (virgo), that really suits me. But this namestuff? Definately not.
Nosyira, you should leave the forum where you found this…
Ooops, Am Rani! I’m sorry it didn’t work out for you.. It was so inaccurate is it?
Well at least now, we do know something about YOU!
Am Rani:
U are a very romantic person who likes Bollywood. You do like flirting even though you are shy and can NEVER be bothered when someone is “trying to be coy, cute, demure and subtly enticing”. You often pass hints to some people. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. U are practical (according to people), and am VERY emotional. Your choices are always good and they have never made a mess of your life. You are far from being self-satisfied and egoistic, which is totally NOT you!
So what do you think of the new version? Now, THIS is more like you… isn’t it? you can add any changes if you want..
Well abt that other forum, let’s see whether it works for other members, if not, i’m definitely leaving it!
Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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OMG how true is this OMG i can’t belive this
Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being
the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
And this is my love and from what i know about him and knowing him a little this is so like him OMG girl where did you get this from .
Am Rani don’t worry sweety is most cases this things are not the same like my ex boyfriends for instants his name starts with N and he not mathering type or pamper his mate he is greedy and selfish and chep so don’t belive this love.
hmm.. marine, true is it? interesting.. and your love seems like a nice guy..
anyway, am rani mentioned something about Month right? so thought of sharing this:
JANUARY
*Ambitious and serious *Loves to teach and be taught *Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses *Likes to criticize *Hardworking and productive *Smart, neat and organised *Sensitive and has deep thoughts *Knows how to make others happy *Quiet unless excited or tensed *Rather reserved *Highly attentive *Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds *Romantic but has difficulties expressing love *Loves children *Homely person *Loyal *Needs to improve social abilities *Easily jealous.
FEBRUARY
 *Abstract thoughts *Loves reality and abstract *Intelligent and clever *Changing personality *Temperamental *Quiet, shy and humble *Low self esteem *Honest and loyal *Determined to reach goals *Loves freedom *Rebellious when restricted *Loves aggressiveness *Too sensitive and easily hurt *Showing anger easily *Dislike unnecessary things *Loves making friends but rarely shows it *Daring and stubborn *Ambitious *Realizing dreams and hopes *Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure *Romantic on the inside not outside *Superstitious and ludicrous *Spendthrift *Learns to show emotions.
MARCH
*Attractive personality *Affectionate *Shy and reserved *Secretive *Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic *Loves peace and serenity *Sensitive to others *Loves to serve others *Not easily angered *Trustworthy *Appreciative and returns kindness *Observant and assess others *Revengeful *Loves to dream and fantasize *Loves traveling *Loves attention *Hasty decisions in choosing partners *Loves home decors *Musically talented *Loves special things *Moody.
APRIL
*Active and dynamic *Decisive and haste but tends to regret *Attractive and affectionate to oneself *Strong mentality *Loves attention *Diplomatic *Consoling *Friendly and solves people’s problems *Brave and fearless *Adventurous *Loving and caring *Suave and generous *Emotional *Revengeful *Aggressive *Hasty *Good memory *Moving *Motivate oneself and the others *Sickness usually of the head and chest *Easily get too jealous.
MAY
*Stubborn and hard-hearted *Strong-willed and highly motivated *Sharp thoughts *Easily angered *Attracts others and loves attention *Deep feelings *Beautiful physically and mentally *Firm standpoint *Easily influenced *Needs no motivation *Easily consoled *Systematic (left brain) *Loves to dream *Strong clairvoyance *Understanding *Sickness usually in the ear and neck *Good imagination *Good debating skills *Good physical *Weak breathing *Loves literature and the arts *Loves traveling *Dislike being at home *Restless *Hardworking *High spirited *Spendthrift
JUNE
*Thinks far with vision *Easily influenced by kindness *Polite and soft-spoken *Having lots of ideas *Sensitive *Active mind *Hesitating *Tends to delay *Choosy and always wants the best *Temperamental *Funny and humorous *Loves to joke *Good debating skills *Talkative *Daydreamer *Friendly *Knows how to make friends *Abiding *Able to show character *Easily hurt *Prone to getting colds *Loves to dress up *Easily bored *Fussy *Seldom show emotions *Takes time to recover when hurt *Brand conscious *Executive *Stubborn *Those who loves me are enemies *Those who hates me are friends.
JULY
*Fun to be with *Secretive *Difficult to fathom and to be understood *Quiet unless excited or tensed *Takes pride in oneself *Has reputation *Easily consoled *Honest *Concern about people’s feelings *Tactful *Friendly *Approachable *Very emotional *Temperamental and unpredictable *Moody and easily hurt *Witty and starkly *Sentimental *Not revengeful *Forgiving but never forgets *Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things *Guides others physically and mentally *Sensitive and forms impressions carefully *Caring and loving *Treats others equally *Strong sense of sympathy *Wary and sharp *Judge people through observations *Hardworking *No difficulties in studying *Loves to be alone *Always broods about the past and the old friends *Likes to be quiet *Homely person *Waits for friends *Never looks for friends *Not aggressive unless provoked *Prone to having stomach and dieting problems *Loves to be loved *Easily hurt but takes long to recover *Overly concerned *Puts in effort in work.
SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising *Careful, cautious and organized *Likes to point out people’s mistakes *Likes to criticize *Quiet but able to talk well *Calm and cool *Kind and sympathetic *Concerned and detailed *Trustworthy, loyal and honest *Does work well *Sensitive *Thinking *Good memory *Clever and knowledgeable *Loves to look for information *Must control oneself when criticizing *Able to motivate oneself *Understanding *Secretive *Loves sports, leisure and traveling *Hardly shows emotions *Tends to bottle up feelings *Choosy especially in relationships *Loves wide things *Systematic.
OCTOBER
*Loves to chat *Loves those who loves him *Loves to takes things at the center *Attractive and suave *Inner and physical beauty *Does not lie or pretend *Sympathetic *Treats friends importantly *Always making friends *Easily hurt but recovers easily *Bad tempered *Selfish *Seldom helps unless asked *Daydreamer *Very opinionated *Does not care of what others think *Emotional *Decisive *Strong clairvoyance *Loves to travel, the arts and literature *Soft-spoken, loving and caring *Romantic *Touchy and easily jealous *Concerned *Loves outdoors *Just and fair *Spendthrift and easily influenced *Easily lose confidence.
NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas *Difficult to fathom *Thinks forward *Unique and brilliant *Extraordinary ideas *Sharp thinking *Fine and strong clairvoyance *Can become good doctors *Careful and cautious *Dynamic in personality *Secretive *Inquisitive *Knows how to dig secrets *Always thinking *Less talkative but amiable *Brave and generous *Patient *Stubborn and hard-hearted *If there is a will, there is a way *Determined *Never give up *Hardly become angry unless provoked *Loves to be alone *Thinks differently from others *Sharp-minded *Motivates oneself *Does not appreciate praises *High-spirited *Well-built and tough *Deep love and emotions *Romantic *Uncertain in relationships *Homely *Hardworking *High abilities *Trustworthy *Honest and keeps secrets *Not able to control emotions *Unpredictable.
DECEMBER
*Loyal and generous *Patriotic *Active in games and interactions *Impatient and hasty *Ambitious *Influential in organizations *Fun to be with *Loves to socialize *Loves praises *Loves attention *Loves to be loved *Honest and trustworthy *Not pretending *Short te
I was born in MAY:
*Stubborn and hard-hearted (Oh am I? Stubborn sometimes, but not hard-hearted) *Strong-willed and highly motivated *Sharp thoughts *Easily angered *Attracts others and loves attention *Deep feelings *Beautiful physically and mentally *Firm standpoint *Easily influenced *Needs no motivation (Who says so? Well I do need one now..) *Easily consoled *Systematic (left brain) *Loves to dream *Strong clairvoyance *Understanding *Sickness usually in the ear and neck *Good imagination *Good debating skills *Good physical *Weak breathing *Loves literature and the arts (Let me see… I love books and I love my music! So it’s true!) *Loves traveling (To me, the destination doesn’t seem more important than the journey itself.. I am grateful for every journey that I have travelled because with it, I have accumulated much useful knowledge..) *Dislike being at home (I do like to just relax at home but I also do need to breathe fresh air sometimes, and contemplating the moment..) *Restless *Hardworking *High spirited (I would love to believe I am one) *Spendthrift
Damn Nosyira i can’t belive you got all this mine is true as the old one hehehe
OCTOBER
*Loves to chat *Loves those who loves him *Loves to takes things at the center *Attractive and suave *Inner and physical beauty *Does not lie or pretend *Sympathetic *Treats friends importantly *Always making friends *Easily hurt but recovers easily *Bad tempered *Selfish *Seldom helps unless asked *Daydreamer *Very opinionated *Does not care of what others think *Emotional *Decisive *Strong clairvoyance *Loves to travel, the arts and literature *Soft-spoken, loving and caring *Romantic *Touchy and easily jealous *Concerned *Loves outdoors *Just and fair *Spendthrift and easily influenced *Easily lose confidence.
Nosyira:
SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising *Careful, cautious and organized *Likes to point out people’s mistakes *Likes to criticize *Quiet but able to talk well *Calm and cool *Kind and sympathetic *Concerned and detailed *Trustworthy, loyal and honest *Does work well *Sensitive *Thinking *Good memory *Clever and knowledgeable *Loves to look for information *Must control oneself when criticizing *Able to motivate oneself (Well, not always…)*Understanding *Secretive *Loves sports, leisure and traveling *Hardly shows emotions *Tends to bottle up feelings *Choosy especially in relationships *Loves wide things *Systematic.
Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
FEBRUARY
 *Abstract thoughts *Loves reality and abstract *Intelligent and clever *Changing personality *Temperamental *Quiet, shy and humble *Low self esteem *Honest and loyal *Determined to reach goals *Loves freedom *Rebellious when restricted *Loves aggressiveness *Too sensitive and easily hurt *Showing anger easily *Dislike unnecessary things *Loves making friends but rarely shows it *Daring and stubborn *Ambitious *Realizing dreams and hopes *Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure *Romantic on the inside not outside *Superstitious and ludicrous *Spendthrift *Learns to show emotions.
OMG!!!This is so true!
Duno abt the last line of N tho. Also not abt being ambitious and determined 2 reach goals I sometimes give up 2 easily…
Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
FEBRUARY
 *Abstract thoughts *Loves reality and abstract *Intelligent and clever *Changing personality *Temperamental *Quiet, shy and humble *Low self esteem *Honest and loyal *Determined to reach goals *Loves freedom *Rebellious when restricted *Loves aggressiveness *Too sensitive and easily hurt *Showing anger easily *Dislike unnecessary things *Loves making friends but rarely shows it *Daring and stubborn *Ambitious *Realizing dreams and hopes *Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure *Romantic on the inside not outside *Superstitious and ludicrous *Spendthrift *Learns to show emotions.
OMG!!!This is so true!
Duno abt the last line of N tho. Also not abt being ambitious and determined 2 reach goals I sometimes give up 2 easily…
Hi Sugar! hmm, interesting. And thanks for sharing!
Anyway I have posted abt Month, maybe I will also post abt Birthdate!
So, here it is….
Is your birthday day 11 of the month?
Your Life
You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and some
even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You
are remarkably kind and moral person.
Your Love
You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover will
always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to
hand around the one you love.
Is your birthday day 21 of the month?
Your Life
You are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that it
seem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreement
under your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours.
Your Love
You are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don’t like while
your dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally under
turbulence. Sometimes you don’t have the clear view of the guy in your
heart.
hey hey hey this is interesting but do you guys beliee these things are true? i mean so many pple here hjow can they summarize one thing for every person on a basis of birthdate ,etc etc
i checked my date out and it was the complete complete opposite of me
ah thatsokay though, its for fun ha, or maybe i am the odd one out
Hi Kavz, whether all the above is true or not, i don’t know, sometimes the statements are so not true, right?
Bt sometimes it is So accurate that you wonder, is it mere coincidence?
Bt I do believe personality tests..
Here is a result that I feel is Me….
You Are Sunrise
You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You’re often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is – not for how it should be.
My Birthdate: 24th May
Is your birthday day 24 of the month?
Your Life
You are very optimistic and that’s why you always enjoy life. You are gifted
in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You’ll be the first
they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out.
Your Love
Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that you
really like that person. (Not true.. ) You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can’t
really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy
about you because you are remarkably charming and
romantic.
Hey
Yeah,it is weird coz ther r so many diff types of ppl,their birth month and name cant say waht type of person they r but sometimes its so weird how these things can b true. Especially when u read the weekly and monthly horoscopes in the magazines. The day u born is totali opposite of me.
Nosyira – I cant c the images at all
Hi Sugar, sorry the images didn’t appear. Maybe i will try to post it again next time..
OCTOBER 15 This is getting creapy hehehehe
Is your birthday day 15 of the month?
Your Life
You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the
outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is
strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you
fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your
temper shows.
Your Love
You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This
is why you hardly win a decent relationship.
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Does your name begin with: V?
You
are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You
wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing
someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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ROTFLMAO!!!! Where is Lee when u need her???
Oye hermana…sounds more como tu y no como yo!!!! LMAO
hey guys…im not trying to say anything but
im the total opposite of everythign these predicted stuffies are saying
By Colour!
December 23rd – January 1st Red
January 2nd – January 11th Orange
January 12th – January 24th Yellow
January 25th – February 3 Pink
February 4th – February 8th Blue
February 9th – February 18th Green
February 19th – February 28th Brown
March1st – Match 10th Aqua
March 11 – March 20th Lime
March 21 st Black
March 22 nd – March 31st Purple
April 1st – April 10th Navy
April 11th – April 20th Silver
April 21st – April 30th White
May 2nd – May 14th Blue
May 15th – May 24th Gold
May 25th – June 3rd Cream
June 4th – June13th Gray
June 14 – June 23rd Maroon
June 24th Gray
June 25 – July 4th Red
July 5th – July 14th Orange
July 15th – July 25 th Yellow
July 26th – August 4 th Pink
August 5th – August 13th Blue
August 14th – August 23rd Green
August 24 – September 2nd Brown
Sept 3rd – Sept 12th Aqua
Sept 13th – Sept 22nd Lime
September 23rd Olive
September 24th – October 3rd Purple
October 4th – October 13th Nave
October 14th – October 23rd Silver
October 24 – November 11th White
Nov 12th – Nov 21st Gold
Nov 22nd – Dec 1st Cream
Dec 2nd – Dec 11th Gray
Dec 12th – Dec 21st Maroon
December 22nd Teal
RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love …and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be “moody” at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don’t like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don’t fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don’t let go for a long long time.
TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.
GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that’s inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don’t like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people’s day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.
GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people’s feelings by your words… You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.
GOLD
You know what’s right and what’s wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It’s hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won’t be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.
YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.
MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what’s right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people’s feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love… Once you get a hold of the right person, it’s hard for you to find a better love.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that’s trustworthy.
LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can’t get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.
SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like “Hard to get”. Your love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don’t react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.
OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don’t like violence and know what’s right. You are kind and cheerful, but don’t envy other people easily.
BROWN
You are active and sportive. It’s hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can’t get something, you give up and let go easily as well.
BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.
NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it’s hard for you to forgive them.
AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It’s hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.
BLACK
You are challenging, and have the “guts”. But you don’t like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
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I’m GOLD!
You know what’s right and what’s wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It’s hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won’t be able to fall in love again for a long time.
Am Rani:Nosyira:Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.This is SO NOT ME!!
I AM romantic, if I were not, what would I do on a Bollywoodforum? How can one who is not romantic like Bollywood?? I AM romantic, even when it comes to real life, instead of movies.
I DO like flirting, although I don’t flirt much because I’m shy. But it’s not like “I have no patience for flirting” and I’m NEVER bothered when someone is “trying to be coy, cute, demure and subtly enticing”
Hints, I love to pas.s. hints! Not to everybody, but I surely do.
The fact about the intellectually stimulating partner is true. Next sentence also is.
The last few sentences really piss me of!!! I am practical (well, people say I am), and I AM WAY 2 EMOTIONAL! Alwasy have, and always will be!
How do you mean my choices can only lead to trouble? Like I made a mess of my life so far!!
SELF SATISFIED & EGOISTIC!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! These are two words which are completely NOT me. You guys don’t know me in real life, but even you know that I’m NOT self satisfied!!!
Really, I don’t believe in things like this. Like your name decides what kind of personality you have. That’s not true. I do believe in.. uhm, how do you call that in english? Signs? Like Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus,Aries, and so on. It depends on the month you are born in. My character really matches my sign (virgo), that really suits me. But this namestuff? Definately not.
Nosyira, you should leave the forum where you found this…
lmao! You totally made me laugh with this Am rani ji! But no to worry, the one about me isn’t exactly true either. these things are so stupid cuz it’s not true. Not everyone whose name starts with a certain letter are alike…weird stuff, but sometimes fun if ur bored. haha.
Am Rani:Hints, I love to pas.s. hints! Not to everybody, but I surely do.
… groan…
don’t we know the half of it ji!
I don’t believe in any of this rubbish…
alien lookin scar face…u know what they say about using buffalos as a
role model, dont u? while it looks cool on them to have their nose
pierce a 100x even, its quite different with us humans. oh wait…u
aint one. u an alien. i forgot!
ali – you have a nose piercing…wow…must look hott hehe
fact about me – this is really weird/strange and ALL my friends laugh and tease me abt this…
the sound of the vaccum makes me feel cold and sleepy – it gives me goosebumps, honestly I feel like gettin into a blanky and nodding off. This also happens with the hair dryer, the washing machine and the microwave. My friends say “when you get married you're husband can just put the hair dryer on when you talk too much!”
awwwwwwwwwwwww lol….thats..a bit strange but hey it makes you UNIQUE … hehe awww wud luv to see that happening in action! hehe
Unique_princess:fact about me – this is really weird/strange and ALL my friends laugh and tease me abt this…
the sound of the vaccum makes me feel cold and sleepy – it gives me goosebumps, honestly I feel like gettin into a blanky and nodding off. This also happens with the hair dryer, the washing machine and the microwave. My friends say “when you get married you're husband can just put the hair dryer on when you talk too much!”
oh my hun…lmao..dis was a bit funny nah…must be sure not to switch on appliances when ur around.. am kidding luwie..
Goosebumps…hmm listening to songs that brings bak memories gives me goosebumps…
when my lil nieces are trying to *doll* me up, their tiny fingers running through my hair gives me goosebumps..
feeling the wind …catching an old couple together, holding hands….
and all of dat mushy stuff hahahaha gives me goosebumps…
more facts bout meeee….lol..
as much as I say to everyone I dont want love…
its something I cant live without…
another fact…
kavita_0026:ali – you have a nose piercing…wow…must look hott hehe
I dont think so Kavz…well personally ie…
like I said, dnt do it unless its for a religious reason or sums
its painful and awful and I only left it coz afterall the damn pain and torture
I wasnt going to just take it offf soo sooon…
oooooooo awww…well yesh….keep it on for the time being if you have to
but im sure it looks awesome hehe
i was thinking abotu piercing my ears another place
Unique_princess:the sound of the vaccum makes me feel cold and sleepy – it gives me goosebumps, honestly I feel like gettin into a blanky and nodding off. This also happens with the hair dryer, the washing machine and the microwave. My friends say “when you get married you're husband can just put the hair dryer on when you talk too much!”
Hmmmm…let's see…aversion to: vaccum…washing machine and microwave!!!!!! So you plan on doing no cleaning, laundry or cooking when you marry eh? lmbo kidding Princess!
Scar face:more facts bout meeee….lol..as much as I say to everyone I dont want love…
its something I cant live without…
Unique_princess:fact about me – this is really weird/strange and ALL my friends laugh and tease me abt this…
the sound of the vaccum makes me feel cold and sleepy – it gives me goosebumps, honestly I feel like gettin into a blanky and nodding off. This also happens with the hair dryer, the washing machine and the microwave. My friends say “when you get married you're husband can just put the hair dryer on when you talk too much!”
Try to be different
Well get a differnt disease
Seems its a fashion
To need the cold sore cream
I dont really know
How to put on a cool show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go
Body and soul Im a freak Im a freak
Body and soul Im a freak
if only i was as cool as you
Haylie(hayati):if only i was as cool as you
i know its not possible, but u can try anyways 😉
you're hella stupid..
freak show?
Haylie(hayati):you're hella stupid..
freak show?
lol freak show? im too lazy to read the above…=p
serioComic:Unique_princess:fact about me – this is really weird/strange and ALL my friends laugh and tease me abt this…
the sound of the vaccum makes me feel cold and sleepy – it gives me goosebumps, honestly I feel like gettin into a blanky and nodding off. This also happens with the hair dryer, the washing machine and the microwave. My friends say “when you get married you're husband can just put the hair dryer on when you talk too much!”
Try to be different
Well get a differnt disease
Seems its a fashion
To need the cold sore cream
I dont really know
How to put on a cool show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to goBody and soul Im a freak Im a freak
Body and soul Im a freak
Hey schizo, in the famous words of Marine, “oreo go sit on a stick or something” (or something along those lines) =D you rock Marine X
lol everyone loves to see it happening! last time wen I had a drivin lesson the rain on the window was making me sleepy in traffic, totally scared the instructor, but I was fine hehe.
Nessa:Unique_princess:the sound of the vaccum makes me feel cold and sleepy – it gives me goosebumps, honestly I feel like gettin into a blanky and nodding off. This also happens with the hair dryer, the washing machine and the microwave. My friends say “when you get married you're husband can just put the hair dryer on when you talk too much!”
Hmmmm…let's see…aversion to: vaccum…washing machine and microwave!!!!!! So you plan on doing no cleaning, laundry or cooking when you marry eh? lmbo kidding Princess!
Got a good excuse tho aint I? It'll be my turn to vaccum the house and I'll be asleep on the job haha!
Scar face:Unique_princess:fact about me – this is really weird/strange and ALL my friends laugh and tease me abt this…
the sound of the vaccum makes me feel cold and sleepy – it gives me goosebumps, honestly I feel like gettin into a blanky and nodding off. This also happens with the hair dryer, the washing machine and the microwave. My friends say “when you get married you're husband can just put the hair dryer on when you talk too much!”
oh my hun…lmao..dis was a bit funny nah…must be sure not to switch on appliances when ur around.. am kidding luwie..
Goosebumps…hmm listening to songs that brings bak memories gives me goosebumps…
when my lil nieces are trying to *doll* me up, their tiny fingers running through my hair gives me goosebumps..
feeling the wind …catching an old couple together, holding hands….
and all of dat mushy stuff hahahaha gives me goosebumps…
more facts bout meeee….lol..
as much as I say to everyone I dont want love…
its something I cant live without…
another fact…
aww al, same here girl, same here =) oh n I also get goosebumps wid old songs which bring back memories. Sigh. lol.
Nessa:Scar face:more facts bout meeee….lol..as much as I say to everyone I dont want love…
its something I cant live without…
***shrugs*** ***siiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhh**
and I figure this out NOW ness…guess dis is wat I was trying to say to u …..
lol everyone loves to see it happening! last time wen I had a drivin lesson the rain on the window was making me sleepy in traffic, totally scared the instructor, but I was fine hehe.
wow..must remember not to let u drive on a rainy day..with moi in da car …or anyone for dat matter…
Jeez dis doesnt sound too good hey Taybz…
lol al, I don't know what it is.. I just get really cold, goosebumps and sleepy. I have to get under a blanket. But I wont fall asleep in the car lol window down will give me fresh air!
dats a relief hahahaha..now we can drive along the streets of London …
with u at the wheel….then when u come here for a holiday…
I will drive along the beautiful roads in Jnb or Durbs …depends …
hmmm was going thru sum of dat facts thingies Noysi posted…woooohoooo
lekker stuff..
hmm anotha fact bout me:
i really do have a scar on me face…
smack bang in da middle of my forehead…lol…
Scar face:Nessa:
***shrugs*** ***siiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhh**
and I figure this out NOW ness…guess dis is wat I was trying to say to u …..
S'ok…now it's been said lady!
S'ok…now it's been said lady!
back at ye Plumkin ..da hug dat is
PLUMKIN????? Ew…sounds like a chubby child or 'Poochkins'…me not likey! Kidding mama!
Fact about me: me is (immutably??) engaged.
Nessa:PLUMKIN????? Ew…sounds like a chubby child or 'Poochkins'…me not likey! Kidding mama!
Fact about me: me is (immutably??) engaged.
*faints on the spot*
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Er, sorry Ma'am… let me rephrase that….
WHAT???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
lol… WOW!! Gosh…!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So happy for you Nessa!!!
When did you find out, and when were you planning on telling us? Huh? HUHHHHHHHH?
(lol, actually there is no obligation for you to do so on this forum, but heyyy. )
Nessa:PLUMKIN????? Ew…sounds like a chubby child or 'Poochkins'…me not likey! Kidding mama!
Fact about me: me is (immutably??) engaged.
*giggles* I feel special cuz I already knew. *smug look on face*
lmao.
I still cannot express how excited I am for you, Nessaaaaaaaaaaa!
NESSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ENGAGED?!! ahh is see you told our chotti rani!
but hey!
omg — CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? tell us na!
Nessa- CONGRADULATIONS JI!
Fact about me? uhm…im addicted to coffee and I don't sleep LOL =/
oh my gawd too much coffee for me means stomach craze!
aww mann how do u STAY UP im kinda soo sleepy but have to study for my quiz..how do u really stay up
besides..ermm…the coffeee?!
LOL i do sleep, but like not much.
And I can stay up for days…this began recently.
I'm working on fixing it…Inshallah.
Coffee = my drug = no sleep = study LOL
stay up for daYs? umm thats noooooot healthy for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
omg but wow…gud tactics to study lol
dayem i dont know how pple concentrate when sleepiness is like BITING AND CHEWING at their brain grooves man!
I know right! coffee all day!
it's hard at first, now i just a sleep deprived loser..
…who doesnt care about sleep much… =P
whoa geez im like on this MISSION to make myself get more TOUGH and hard and..ermm RESISTANT
*sulks* cant even stay up late late to study ARGH!
man u're not a sleep deprived loser … you're a smart girl who loses her sleep just to study! god bless yeh child god bless yeh education is the key to yr future … & so is coffee! apparentely
geesh if i didnt get enough sleep i wud have eye bags touching the floor dude ..sigh…i hope all this wud change w hen i errrmm get adapted to my
tough, resistant … plan
LOVE COFFEEE!!
loll awwww!
resistance is futile
too much caffeine dehydrates yr body. causes constipation. yummeni..i assume u seldom go to the loo!
serioComic:resistance is futile
too much caffeine dehydrates yr body. causes constipation. yummeni..i assume u seldom go to the loo!
hush yo mouf =)
oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.
serioComic:oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.
Oh … my … dearest … Allah
(I cannot stop saying that and Ninja won't let me say anything else)
RaNi iS ThE BeS:serioComic:oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.
Oh … my … dearest … Allah
(I cannot stop saying that and Ninja won't let me say anything else)
Rani, what exactly is your problem?!
My problem? lmao. one problem that needs to be solved:
oreo, why don't u go and marry her then?
marry her? if i could i would but i wont. lovely….just lovely…
Why won't you marry her?
RaNi iS ThE BeS:
Why won't you marry her?
what daaaa…..since when this became 'interrogate serio abt his marriage plan' thread?
im evil. there..happy??
pshhh, ur asking me? u know i'm miss matchmaker don't u?
ur evil? u won't marry her cuz ur evil? that makes u good cuz u don't wanna affect her goodness so u won't marry her so that she don't become evil with u.
(i hope that made sense)
p.s. she can change ur evilness into goodness, maybe?
RaNi iS ThE BeS:pshhh, ur asking me? u know i'm miss matchmaker don't u?
ur evil? u won't marry her cuz ur evil? that makes u good cuz u don't wanna affect her goodness so u won't marry her so that she don't become evil with u.
(i hope that made sense)
yes..that made perfect sense. now, lets get back to the real facts abt ppl here. some are dozing off bcos of some sounds [Read:Weird], some got piercing at the wrong places[Read: what not to do when u r high] and some are engaged. so there u have it…more spicy and juicy stories there. lets go back there!!!
What category do you and the chic fall under?
serioComic:RaNi iS ThE BeS:pshhh, ur asking me? u know i'm miss matchmaker don't u?
ur evil? u won't marry her cuz ur evil? that makes u good cuz u don't wanna affect her goodness so u won't marry her so that she don't become evil with u.
(i hope that made sense)
yes..that made perfect sense. now, lets get back to the real facts abt ppl here. some are dozing off bcos of some sounds [Read:Weird], some got piercing at the wrong places[Read: what not to do when u r high] and some are engaged. so there u have it…more spicy and juicy stories there. lets go back there!!!
LOL that's hilarious! MADHOUSE!
RaNi iS ThE BeS:What category do you and the chic fall under?
category 'shorty rani needs to have her head check if she continues to ask'
serioComic:RaNi iS ThE BeS:What category do you and the chic fall under?
category 'shorty rani needs to have her head check if she continues to ask'
ha, you're asking personal questions rani, you do realize that right?
I really do need to get my head checked, actually.
So tell me, what category? huh? ur not engaged are u? cuz if u are, u shudn't be talking like this. tsk tsk tsk
oh noooooo.
I scared the poor guy away…
lmao I bet he was shy!
wahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
boo:*faints on the spot*
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Er, sorry Ma'am… let me rephrase that….
WHAT???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
lol… WOW!! Gosh…!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So happy for you Nessa!!!
When did you find out, and when were you planning on telling us? Huh? HUHHHHHHHH?
(lol, actually there is no obligation for you to do so on this forum, but heyyy. )
*grabs smelling salts* Hey lady!!! Don't make me use these!!!
Yeah, I've been captured! Oh and I found out when I said that one word, “yes”.
Wasn't sure if I would tell or not. Marriage for BWL forummers feels to me like the kiss of death!
Afreekah-GONE
Dull Hen-GONE
Shakalaka-ding-dong-ALMOST GONE
DH-GONE
and I miss them terribly! This forum has changed so much since the day I signed on, but YOU remain it's constant! <img src="https://www.bollywoodlyrics.com/cs/emoticons/emotion-2.gif" al
Ohhhhhhhh man that is SO true!!!!!!! Nooo Nessa you cannot leave us woman! lol buttttt CONGRATULATIONS once more hunnn!! xxxxxxxxx
You all haven't been forgotten! Thanks to you all for the congrats & well wishes.
I truly miss King Fish's 'burns' right now! Who would have thunk (back off Boo! lol) it!
I remain its constant huh? Faltoo ole me… Hhahahaha j/k…
But – dulhan got married? WHENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
Pah… so much for being the 'constant' of the forum, I tell ya… in the words of Phoebe Buffay, “Why am I always the last to know everything?”
Rather hypocritical, I am sure it is not difficult to observe, considering I rarely (if ever? ) talk about my life here.. but hey.
No need for 'alvidas' yet Nessa… when is the big day? 😀
True – forum has changed… but had it NOT changed, we wouldn't have met the 'new' people we did… Scarry, etc….
Nessa:You all haven't been forgotten! Thanks to you all for the congrats & well wishes.
I truly miss King Fish's 'burns' right now! Who would have thunk (back off Boo! lol) it!
crazy… crazy crazy.
Heyy no dulhan never got married! chooriya did! had a baby boy aswell in feb!!
You mean a second one?
Whew… I knew chooriya did… 🙂
no not a second one lol just the one!
NESS!!!!!!!! tell us about this LUCKKYYY mister!!!
oreo [:'(] guys oreo fell in love with a girl AND said it hmm wud ya look at dat..admitting his SENSITIVE side
too bad its just a pic
ha
kavita_0026:NESS!!!!!!!! tell us about this LUCKKYYY mister!!!
oreo [:'(] guys oreo fell in love with a girl AND said it hmm wud ya look at dat..admitting his SENSITIVE side
too bad its just a pic
ha
ROFLMBO!
yesh too bad its a pic
or maybe its sumone yumin knows
alrite let me not burst oreo's bubble here
*stays out of this*
or maybe its sumone yumin knows
lol…errr Yumz isnt dis a pic of U???
As gorgeous as eva
WHAT???????????????????
I REPEAT, WHAT??????????????????????????
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaandddddddddddddddddd this is WHERE I find outttt
Am sowrie Ness, wudve made an appearance earlier but had fainted and just woken up
Soooooooooooo whose the unfortunate Guy and WHY did u say Yes without my permission FIRST
…U know I have to do some background checks on him and all of dat…
More importantly am just soooooooooooo HURT[:'(] coz u NEVA telll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ANYTHING.
.NOTHING…
NADDA.
ZILCH….
CONGRATULATIONS<img src="https://www.bollywoodlyrics.com/cs/emoticons/emotio
No need for 'alvidas' yet Nessa…
u better not say Gooooooooobyeeeeeeeeeeeee..
me will haul u bak here kickin an screaming …u hear…
True – forum has changed… but had it NOT changed, we wouldn't have met the 'new' people we did… Scarry, etc….
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Boooooooooooooooo but since when AM I NEW huh????
I just saw I am a GOLD member, GOLD member u see…not NEW MEMBER but sum1 stole the box of chocs Mukesh Bhai had
sent me to welkom me to this high rankin STATUS……. Or maybe he just lost my addy???
LOTZ of love to u Booo hun
another FACT about meeeeee:
I work in a frikking MORGUE
Like seriously
i luk at dead people every day…how do u think I get my wacko sense of humour..
damn its freeeezing in this place….
u see dead people?? cool. send my regards to them
didi oreo is asking you to wave him off! how schweet he must really miss you
kavita_0026:didi oreo is asking you to wave him off! how schweet he must really miss you
I know right.
serioComic:oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.
LMFAOLMAOLMAOAMLAMOA OMG LMAOAMLAMALMAOMA
LAMOAMLAMAOMALAMOAMAL
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Scar face:I work in a frikking MORGUE
Like seriously
i luk at dead people every day…how do u think I get my wacko sense of humour..
damn its freeeezing in this place….
didi do you really?! oh my GOD! isnt that SCARY?!
Haylie(hayati):serioComic:oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.LMFAOLMAOLMAOAMLAMOA OMG LMAOAMLAMALMAOMA
LAMOAMLAMAOMALAMOAMAL
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Yeah haylie
Haylie(hayati):serioComic:oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.LMFAOLMAOLMAOAMLAMOA OMG LMAOAMLAMALMAOMA
LAMOAMLAMAOMALAMOAMAL
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
omg, u crack me up. ()
hahhaaha yeah apparently she got the great impact of that
yesh yesh it takes a while for it to wear off haylie
kavita_0026:hahhaaha yeah apparently she got the great impact of that
yesh yesh it takes a while for it to wear off haylie
lolll
Yemenilicious:kavita_0026:hahhaaha yeah apparently she got the great impact of that
yesh yesh it takes a while for it to wear off haylie
lolll
and she doesn't even know the half of it. *dies*
*dies again becuz that sentence sounds funny*
I can't stop laughing LOL
LOL oh Lawd
lol. Taybaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, me neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao(ninja…ze phekar kum che tol peegi che the ye)
Haylie(hayati):serioComic:oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.LMFAOLMAOLMAOAMLAMOA OMG LMAOAMLAMALMAOMA
LAMOAMLAMAOMALAMOAMAL
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
er… what exactly is so funny about that?
I'm with boo on this one.
The only thing that comes to mind is that he has inadvertantly proposed to one of the 3 Stooges!
I was thinking along the same lines… only – 3 Stooges? And who may they be? :S
*confuuuuused*
Yemenite, Da Bestest & Haylie…
Oooooo these are oreo's proposals… + he's in love with yumin's signiture hmmm
issues issues issues
hey yumin..who is that girl?
boo love… not quite as funny as
shocking
oreo ……………. love? hmmpp dont you wanna stop & think???
Furthermore….. love….. with a picture?????
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
boo:Haylie(hayati):serioComic:oh btw, this chick on yr siggy…i've fallen in love with her.LMFAOLMAOLMAOAMLAMOA OMG LMAOAMLAMALMAOMA
LAMOAMLAMAOMALAMOAMAL
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
er… what exactly is so funny about that?
*repeats hayati's reaction*
(Oh…..My…..Allah…)
kavita_0026:Scar face:I work in a frikking MORGUE
Like seriously
i luk at dead people every day…how do u think I get my wacko sense of humour..
damn its freeeezing in this place….
didi do you really?! oh my GOD! isnt that SCARY?!
I will repeat that OH MY GOD!!!!
roflmao…errr nooooooooooooooooooo…but it sure feels like a morgue in here..
off coz it will be scary, I am called Scarry hun…but scary isnt my thing
I cant even go to funerals to give the last r8s to my beloveds….
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHH
wow for a moment there i thought you were SERIOUS!
WHEW!!
Scarface-u no the ppl i told u abt in Jhb?wer i stay?
Wel, neways, they wer here last wk 4 a funeral an then the husband told me(coz i told him i dnt wana wk in a salon)that at sum place ther in Jhb they get ppl 2 make the dead bodies look all pretty an pay R5000 per body an that he cud get me the job.lol.then i can stay wit them
eeuwww…
lmao….omw…..scary…
R5000 just for a face huh??wow dats a lota $$ but no thanks yeah….hahahaha
Jeeeeez why do dead ppl have to luk pretty??
cannot understand dat bit
To give them a dignified send-off?
Apparently, when Indira Gandhi died.. and she was placed outside for the public to walk past her dead body and… grieve? I dunno… anyway, apparently, they closed the curtains every now and then, and re-touched her make up…
well errrr okies but WHY??
ur dead…dats it..why da heck do u need make up??
freaky stufff..and for the record…I dont want such stuff on me when i die…
save dat R5000 and give it charity…or sums…
no need to beautify sums that the worms will feast on later…
all that $$$ cud come in handy for the homeless ppl…or kids
cant understand such acts…so will leave it…
SugaR:Scarface-u no the ppl i told u abt in Jhb?wer i stay? Wel, neways, they wer here last wk 4 a funeral an then the husband told me(coz i told him i dnt wana wk in a salon)that at sum place ther in Jhb they get ppl 2 make the dead bodies look all pretty an pay R5000 per body an that he cud get me the job.lol.then i can stay wit them
aw man…… i cant imagine doing that
Well thought I wud give this a go hahaha
Seeing as I officially have 3 names, cant help but analyze all
Also I have 2 birth dates as well, so am a complicated chick hahaha
BTW, THANKS NOYSI, HAD A LOTA FUN WITH THIS…AMAZING HOW BITZ N PIECES
TELL U WHO U ARE…..
Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.
Oh yeah??? Lol well it depends on what action hahaha
You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.
Now this I cant argue with…wat did I say?? Sooooooooo TRUE
You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing.
J SPOT ON …
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Ok…I am extremely ticklish. I can't get pedicures!
If you wiggle ur fingers in front of me, I loose it! Sad right?!
omg ness same here!!! im especially ticklish on my feet too lol but I dont lose it wen people wiggle their fingers lmao
Same here… ticklish feet… but try topping this for “freakiness”… :- sometimes my clothes tickle me. And – believe me – it is HILARIOUS watching me squirm and wriggle in my own da.mn clothes…
Yup, dats sum freaky stuff! You gots me beat! lol
im not ticklish fhehfhefhe
I'm easily amused!
Yemenilicious:im not ticklish fhehfhefhe
LoL … you better watch out I might be sneaking up to you to tickleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kavita_0026:Yemenilicious:im not ticklish fhehfhefheLoL … you better watch out I might be sneaking up to you to tickleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lolll…uhm :p oooooooook *looks around*
I just discovered that I am seriously ticklish
I have been having huge fights with this guy at work
Sooo much soo that he actually managed to make me cry last week
Sooo not speaking to him, yet having to work with him is a bit weird
Coz we are practically at each other ( u guys think I am bad with the guys here )
Fighting, tme throwing my sarcastic comments to him etc etc
Sooo Yesterday, he came up to me, said sumthing, I turned around I yelled
GO TO HELL …then got back to work, the next minute he was tickling me
As in the whole grabbing me from behind and seriously tickling me..
It was one of my most embarrassing experiences, and I haven’t laffed sooo damn loudly
In a while….soo yeah I am ticklish…
Was beet red as hell after that, bruised in errr certain places J and sooo bludy irritated at his audacity …and am still pissed off at him HOW DARE HE TOUCH ME!!!
Just thot Id share this bit!!!
ps: hope everyone is well 🙂
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Alli hiii oh gawdddddd besides the fact that you're ticklish..who's this dude thats bothering you hmmph?
If he's mean to you then dont be too nice to him…well which you aren't I dont suppose you will let any dude step on you
By the way…why'd he grab you n touched you tooo!! omg n tickled you infront of lotsa pple im sure
He deserves a hard core punch
KAVZ
HOPE U ARE WELL CHICKY??
chicky/?
how are youuuuuuuuu
ARE YOU WEELLLL???
how is YOUR FAMILY ?? and you?/
I love…
1. Getting soaked in a downpour. Few things in life offer as much pleasure as abundantly.
2. Cuddling up in the window sill, both hands around the first cup of coffee for the day, savoring the aroma!
3. Standing barefoot in the small patch of grass just outside my window munching on my bagel with cream cheese waiting for my newspaper!
4. Eating angelhair Pomodoro with Sun-dried tomatoes, olives, capers and parmesan cheese after midnight, with nothing but a solitary candle and a quiet conscience for company…food for body and soul!
I love to love.
Nothing beats the feeling of feeling love when you're in the presence of someone you love.
Bas.
'Nothing beats the feeling of love when you're in the presence of someone you love.'
There is this woman who often sits two tables away from me in the Cafe I frequent often. She prefers Tall Caramel Macchiatos and apparently nothing and no one else. She barely touches her drink, speaks or does much else than stare out of the huge window into the parking lot just past the pavement and its beautiful red tiles. She has always been a mystery and not because I fancy her appearance. She has an ordinary face and an ordinary figure -much like mine- but there is an extraordinary quality about her. I know not who it is she loves or who it is she is loved by, but she carries an aura of longing and desire that cannot be described in words.
Each time I walk into the Cafe and sit down two tables from her, I feel all is well with the world and with me. I have never spoken to her, nor intend to do so. I just cherish the serene solitude and the vicarious joy of being a part of whatever it is she dreams of, longs for or loves.
Your comment reminded me of her.
Have you read 'A Tree A Rock A Cloud'..? A short story… your comment reminded me of that.
boo:I love to love.
Nothing beats the feeling of feeling love when you're in the presence of someone you love.
Bas.
I wonder who she is talking about
SenorJalapeno:I love…
1. Getting soaked in a downpour. Few things in life offer as much pleasure as abundantly.
2. Cuddling up in the window sill, both hands around the first cup of coffee for the day, savoring the aroma!
3. Standing barefoot in the small patch of grass just outside my window munching on my bagel with cream cheese waiting for my newspaper!
4. Eating angelhair Pomodoro with Sun-dried tomatoes, olives, capers and parmesan cheese after midnight, with nothing but a solitary candle and a quiet conscience for company…food for body and soul!
Oh the simplicity – priceless
yup, thats the way senorJ…keep it up. u'll have all the faltoos by yr side in no time!
wats da stench in the air?????????
Oh itz Cosmic, accompanied by J E A L OU S Y
typical of faltoos. the moment a guy gives a comment its all about jealousy. grow up and stop thinking so shallow!!
and besides, if theres reason to be jealous then its ok…but jealous bcos of u faltoos?? waaahahahahah!! dont make me laugh alien gal
awww. It's okay Oreo ji, don't lose your cool.
lol. Oreo only likes it when I tease him, teekh kaha na, oreo?
and oye hoye, do I sense some chemistry between Boo ji and Senor ji?
lmao. boo, will u ever get tired of me teasing you? It started off with Mr. Desi hunk, then to Baqtiar saab, then Oreo ji, and now Senor… *sigh* How I love this.
RaNi iS ThE BeS:and oye hoye, do I sense some chemistry between Boo ji and Senor ji?
lmao. boo, will u ever get tired of me teasing you? It started off with Mr. Desi hunk, then to Baqtiar saab, then Oreo ji, and now Senor… *sigh* How I love this.
… sweety, that does NOT make me look good!
RaNi iS ThE BeS:and oye hoye, do I sense some chemistry between Boo ji and Senor ji?
lmao. boo, will u ever get tired of me teasing you? It started off with Mr. Desi hunk, then to Baqtiar saab, then Oreo ji, and now Senor… *sigh* How I love this.
Lol Ranz…Boo is awesome ~~
But about the 'sensing something' What about scar face and senor J ~~ I dont knw..I came back after a long time n saw stuff about …snogster ..snog [KISS] under stars and stuff
Lol
Didi will KILL me
*HIDES ASAP!!!!!!*
RaNi iS ThE BeS:and oye hoye, do I sense some chemistry between Boo ji and Senor ji?
lmao. boo, will u ever get tired of me teasing you? It started off with Mr. Desi hunk, then to Baqtiar saab, then Oreo ji, and now Senor… *sigh* How I love this.
lol. only I know how much you love teasing people.
*smacks Rani*
Kavita ji, I do not know if your Didi will kill you, but you may succeed at getting me killed. There is no chemistry and most certainly, beyond a few flirtatious asides, will never be. I have to stay within my league Lol. Getting my hopes up and day-dreaming of what can be possible may excite my soul for a fleeting moment, but will eventually incite misery that naturally comes with the bitter panacea of what is real.
So, I choose to be grateful that one could find friends far away but kind enough to offer perspicacious perspective by means of captivating conversation. One cannot ask for more, and perhaps should not, because when one learns to say 'I have enough' the simple joy of chosen contentment helps them live the life of their dreams while they are yet wide awake.
boo:RaNi iS ThE BeS:lmao. boo, will u ever get tired of me teasing you? It started off with Mr. Desi hunk, then to Baqtiar saab, then Oreo ji, and now Senor… *sigh* How I love this.… sweety, that does NOT make me look good!
Lmao. Stop flirting with so many guys! awwww. I miss this! *hugs boo tight*
kavita_0026:But about the 'sensing something' What about scar face and senor J ~~ I dont knw..I came back after a long time n saw stuff about …snogster ..snog [KISS] under stars and stuff
Not at all. Just look at how he talks, he's perfect for boo dearest!
Yemenilicious:lol. only I know how much you love teasing people.*smacks Rani*
ouch! *rubs cheek and then pouts* I think by now, the whole world knows how much I love to tease people.
haha, but i hate it most?! i think so
lmao. I'm pretty sure u hate my teasing the most! lmao. and mostly all of the very older people. lmao.
*chokes on coffee*
Suddenly, things have become very interesting! So, are all Gold Members very old? Please go on…tease yourselves and in the process reveal juicy tid-bits. I cannot stop grinning like an idiot for some reason Lol.
SenorJalapeno:Suddenly, things have become very interesting! So, are all Gold Members very old? Please go on…tease yourselves and in the process reveal juicy tid-bits. I cannot stop grinning like an idiot for some reason Lol.
lollllll i am not old! see Rani…see what you've done *shakes head*
Rani ji, please do not stop. I am new around here and knowing a few things about long-standing members such as the very erm wise friend of yours, helps acquaint myself more to this fine forum. So, thank you for facilitating my orientation. Please continue…
SenorJalapeno:Rani ji, please do not stop. I am new around here and knowing a few things about long-standing members such as the very erm wise friend of yours, helps acquaint myself more to this fine forum. So, thank you for facilitating my orientation. Please continue…
lolololol *dies*
GRRREEAATTTT NOW IM OLD sighhhhh
'GRRREEAATTTT NOW IM OLD sighhhhh'
Ahh confessions of an old soul. Truth is liberating!
SenorJalapeno:Ahh confessions of an old soul. Truth is liberating!
haha hokay…iam of de old.
go ahead rani, back me up. be like “she's in her 50s” LOL
…woah that is old.
ohmy..why did that just remind me of the SATS. ahahaha
I have no problem with being old because the alternative to having no problem would be to have a problem and since I am old, that would definitely be a problem and seeing how much I do not like problems, I'd rather not have that problem right now. I hope you do not have a problem with that either.
SenorJalapeno:I have no problem with being old because the alternative to having no problem would be to have a problem and since I am old, that would definitely be a problem and seeing how much I do not like problems, I'd rather not have that problem right now. I hope you do not have a problem with that either.
roflmbo…that kinda confused me when i read it
no problem. haha 🙂
SenorJalapeno:Kavita ji, I do not know if your Didi will kill you,
Why shud I …Me luws u hun…but u need to get those eyes checked….
but you may succeed at getting me killed. ( am assuming by yr jaan Boo r8)
***confuscious luk on face…*** , ***smiles***
There is no chemistry and most certainly, beyond a few flirtatious asides, will never be.
thanks for clearing this up.. **winks**
I have to stay within my league Lol. Getting my hopes up and day-dreaming of what can be possible may excite my soul for a fleeting moment, but will eventually incite misery that naturally comes with the bitter panacea of what is real.
Dude get over it…..
So, I choose to be grateful that one could find friends far away but kind enough to offer perspicacious perspective by means of captivating conversation. One cannot ask for more, and perhaps should not, because when one learns to say 'I have enough' the simple joy of chosen contentment helps them live the life of their dreams while they are yet wide awake.
Ps: have u galz not noticed??? theres no denial of a **chemistry** between Spice man and..FOR ….. BOOO ROFLMAO, hahahaha
***high five *** to Nessa for getting it right first time ….
SenorJalapeno:So, are all Gold Members very old?
Haha! Definitely not! I am on the younger side. And so is Ninja. (ninja, happy? )
SenorJalapeno:Rani ji, please do not stop. I am new around here and knowing a few things about long-standing members such as the very erm wise friend of yours, helps acquaint myself more to this fine forum. So, thank you for facilitating my orientation. Please continue…
ah great. one more person who wants to use me. ah go ahead, I'm getting used to it. *shrugs*
And so this is what boo was talking about when she said I'm not making her look good. lol! sorry boo ji! did I just ruin everything for you two? lol. *giggles*
'Haha! Definitely not! I am on the younger side.'
Rani ji, I have a few questions: You are on the younger side of whom? If you are on the younger side of erm a certain Gold Member, that would still make you old umm er.
I'm grieving in my spirit that you would think I would want to use you. No Rani ji. I do not wish to use you. Not any more as you have previously provided me all the information I needed to know regarding our mutual friend, the Gold Member.
PS: I was told your mother is a very good cook. Is she looking for someone to clean up in the kitchen? I am quite capable of doing that…in fact, I can clean up everything in the kitchen before anyone has had a meal. It's a unique calling. I just thank God for it.
SenorJalapeno:Kavita ji, I do not know if your Didi will kill you, but you may succeed at getting me killed. There is no chemistry and most certainly, beyond a few flirtatious asides, will never be. I have to stay within my league Lol. Getting my hopes up and day-dreaming of what can be possible may excite my soul for a fleeting moment, but will eventually incite misery that naturally comes with the bitter panacea of what is real.
So, I choose to be grateful that one could find friends far away but kind enough to offer perspicacious perspective by means of captivating conversation. One cannot ask for more, and perhaps should not, because when one learns to say 'I have enough' the simple joy of chosen contentment helps them live the life of their dreams while they are yet wide awake.
If I may say so..
Not sure how much of the first paragraph you meant, but – I disagree. With both the paragraphs.
Boo ji, you can say whatever you want since you always say whatever you say so well, but as of the moment I'm officially confused. What do you disagree with? That Kavita ji will never succeed in getting me killed? Do you really want to challenge her there? What if she actually pulls it off? I know I am as old as a toothless-dog but I would like to live a little longer. Do you disagree with my claim that there is no chemistry or that I would have to stay in my league or that I should not get my hopes up or that reality is not a bitter panacea?
Sheesh! I need a serious caffeine hit.
SenorJalapeno:Kavita ji, I do not know if your Didi will kill you, but you may succeed at getting me killed. There is no chemistry and most certainly, beyond a few flirtatious asides, will never be. I have to stay within my league Lol. Getting my hopes up and day-dreaming of what can be possible may excite my soul for a fleeting moment, but will eventually incite misery that naturally comes with the bitter panacea of what is real.
So, I choose to be grateful that one could find friends far away but kind enough to offer perspicacious perspective by means of captivating conversation. One cannot ask for more, and perhaps should not, because when one learns to say 'I have enough' the simple joy of chosen contentment helps them live the life of their dreams while they are yet wide awake.
Senor… My thoughts…
There is no knowing what the future holds – for ANY of us.
I don't agree that there are leagues – at all. I don't create boundaries (as much as I am consciously aware of..) – age, location, looks, other useless biodata, etc… it always seems to me that other people do… and I don't push those who create these boundaries, because it is not worth the hassle. They have to break free themselves, and they have to know to break free themselves, without others' intervention. Or maybe others' intervention is OK, but still… so I don't agree when you say you have to stay within your league. Not just with regards to myself or other members in here, but in general.
Also in general, i.e. not relating to love in particular, why should we settle for enough when we can enjoy the pursuit of 'more'? If 'enough' is what one wants from life, I am no one to argue with that, but if I personally had a choice between 'enough' and 'more'… why ever would I not strive for 'more', if that is what I want? And yes – I think 'want' is a good enough reason for chasing the tiniest of things.
Regarding the leagues, I do not create boundaries either. I was being mostly sarcastic though I have to confess that I often get tongue-tied when I see a beautiful woman and make a complete fool of myself, which my friends say is 'adorable,' but I beg to differ. There is nothing adorable about showing your tonsils and making unintelligible noises that make one sound like a small frog choking on a rather large insect. I know what I am capable of, and what I am not, and do not believing in biting more than I can chew at once.
Regarding 'want,' and it being a reason to chase the tiniest of things, most of what I say may veer so far off course that you may soon wonder what on earth I'm raving about, but it will help explain my desire to say 'I have enough.'
I know ambition. I epitomized ambition for a long time and then one Summer of extraordinary clarity, realized I needed an orbit that was larger than myself. See, I was dying of complications from Malaria and in a feeble attempt to find meaning and purpose, I asked myself the crucial questions that most people would put off till the imperative of an imminent demise roused them from their languid insouciance.
I had abandoned the friends of my childhood because they were not from the right neighborhood. I gradually shunned the friends of my youth, with whom I had such a wonderful shared history. I needed mile-markers for my future not obligatory cob-webs in the dusty corridors of my forgettable past. I even withdrew from God and my family who anchored me and helped me weather many storms. I lived for myself, was prepared to die for myself, and sadly, was not that far from destroying anyone who stood in my way. In short I was the embodiment of the Browning dictum: 'A man's reach should exceed his grasp or what's a heaven for?'
Lying in the shadow of death, I realized that my life was ensnared in a downward spiral. I once fantasized about people eulogizing me at my funeral, and imagined them saying great things about me. It painfully dawned on me that the only assurance people would say good things about me after I was dead was that they were saying good things about me while I was yet alive. Problem was I had never heard anyone say anything good about my life. Oh, they did say good things about how hard I worked, how dangerously I lived and how diligently I acquired the finer things of life. It was just that no one said anything about my character, integrity, compassion, faith and love.
We are not going to be remembered for what we have received but for what we have given in life. That day, I killed the ugliness in me that was full of life and watched God and compassionate souls who loved me in spite of myself quietly revive that which was almost dead. It's not about me. It will never again be about me. I live by one simple principle. Give more, keep less. Have I been faithful to this? No. I have failed on many occasions. Sometimes miserably. But, I will prevail. Not because I have what it takes to be who I want to be, but because God has so much more than what it takes to make me so much more than what I could ever possibly dream of being.
*Looks around*
I was not intending to have any one killed.
And – Gold Member does not mean
Old [ in age ]
Your status as a member is given from the number of posts you contribute to the forum
kavita_0026:*Looks around*
I was not intending to have any one killed.
And – Gold Member does not mean
Old [ in age ]
Your status as a member is given from the number of posts you contribute to the forum
PREACH IT SISTA!!
Kavs, am assuming Mr Spice was being sarcastic throughout..wrt the killin..an all the other nonsense he utters/types…
Boo, ***breathe***
Ranz, Jeeez u make me feeeel old now
Lol
yumin ali
aint no body old here!
pshtt we young flowers with young spirits
Senor- I'm on the younger side of most of the forum members. lol. And how will I be old if I'm on the “younger side of erm a certain Gold Member”?
SenorJalapeno:PS: I was told your mother is a very good cook. Is she looking for someone to clean up in the kitchen? I am quite capable of doing that…in fact, I can clean up everything in the kitchen before anyone has had a meal. It's a unique calling. I just thank God for it.
lmao. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but my mom doesn't need any extra help in the kitchen.
Scar face:Ranz, Jeeez u make me feeeel old now
lol. I have a special gift. lmao. Kidding kidding! You're not old, you still have a long way to go.
Kavita- lol. you go girl.
Awww Rani ji!
Sheesh, I miss mom-cooked meals. All that excitement about being 'independent' and leaving home…if only I knew I'd be eating bland meals served by people whose names I never remember and end up addressing 'Excuse Me' and having to endure being corrected for not asking for a stupid French dish with the right accent! Waaa!
**Knock knock,*** Jalapeno??…wat a wake up call huh..no mums food for u
Shame dude…learn to cook..its not that difficult..ur just damn lazy
Okaaaaay, a fact about me but sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dnt tell anyone else
Am a hopeless romantic…
I know how to cook dang it. Come over I will cook you erm I meant I will cook for you. Lol.
'Okaaaaay, a fact about me…Am a hopeless romantic…'
Im just hopeless.
dats been confirmed already, u beign hopeless…
dnt beat yrself up…
come on ova where??
wats on the menu???
Scar face:
Shame dude…learn to cook..its not that difficult..ur just damn lazy
Ouch. That sounded harsh.
SenorJalapeno:Awww Rani ji!
Sheesh, I miss mom-cooked meals. All that excitement about being 'independent' and leaving home…if only I knew I'd be eating bland meals served by people whose names I never remember and end up addressing 'Excuse Me' and having to endure being corrected for not asking for a stupid French dish with the right accent! Waaa!
I have a GREAT suggestion…get yourself a wife.
Kya khayal hai, boo?
Sigh!
Or better still… why doesn't he get himself a cook? Although more expensive, a cook might prove better in the long run, what say? No temper tantrums, no cooking only when she feels like it, no threat of leaving the housework in pursuit of a job…
Sheesh! Some women will go to great lengths to avoid inviting others over for dinner. Cooks are dangerous. If you exasperate them they may end up spitting in your food. Wives could do that too but that would not concern me since its part of their job (we call it kissing but erm its actually spitting in each others' mouth albeit with sweet nothings and tender small-talk). However, Houston erm Rani ji and Boo ji, we have a itsy bitsy teeny weeny problem. I would like to erm acquire a wife on a 90-day return guaranteed basis, to see if she would make a suitable life-long companion. But no one is volunteering. There are many who are eagerly volunteering for the part-time and short-time erm wife for a price but I'm afraid I may learn the alphabet anew (AIDS, VD, STD). Not interested in that sort of learning Lol. Don't want certain appendages to 'fall off.'
well lets see '
i have this nasty habit of smelling/sniffing everything I am about to eat / drink or am curious about..we r talking food here
eg at the dinner party the other night, on reflex i picked up the cup of tea ( i dnt drink tea )
and sniffed only to be hit by gosamz, then forgetting her lil warning I did the same with just about every dish that was brought to the table …
..am working on this…errr habit…hahaha.
boo:Scar face:
Shame dude…learn to cook..its not that difficult..ur just damn lazy
Ouch. That sounded harsh.
Yes it did ! Alie!
SenorJalapeno:Sheesh! Some women will go to great lengths to avoid inviting others over for dinner. Cooks are dangerous. If you exasperate them they may end up spitting in your food. Wives could do that too but that would not concern me since its part of their job (we call it kissing but erm its actually spitting in each others' mouth albeit with sweet nothings and tender small-talk). However, Houston erm Rani ji and Boo ji, we have a itsy bitsy teeny weeny problem. I would like to erm acquire a wife on a 90-day return guaranteed basis, to see if she would make a suitable life-long companion. But no one is volunteering. There are many who are eagerly volunteering for the part-time and short-time erm wife for a price but I'm afraid I may learn the alphabet anew (AIDS, VD, STD). Not interested in that sort of learning Lol. Don't want certain appendages to 'fall off.'
Who ever said that you have to learn the alphabet anew ! You wont have to learn no anew alphabet if you just STICK to the one you know RIGHT NOW haha
90-day return guaranteed basis wife? Hm do you think to-be-wives are house appliances ? Oh ji, if you want a wife you must learn women and you can think in your mind that they are appliances in the sense that if they are not working for you .. like a broken dishwasher ha or being really mean to you… like a washing machine spitting out tons of highly soaped water in your face lol, surely you must return them so they can stay elsewhere haha
Scar face:well lets see '
i have this nasty habit of smelling/sniffing everything I am about to eat / drink or am curious about..we r talking food here
lol well it better be FOOD you are talking about … didnt want to end up thinking of you in a store sniffing a nice blue top that caught your attention >> before I read the last part of yr sentence
eg at the dinner party the other night, on reflex i picked up the cup of tea ( i dnt drink tea ) So why did you smell it ?! curious…to know what scent tea gives off hmmmmmmmmm lol i mean was it someone else's tea?? lol..btw how can you not like tea! I LOVE TEA ! TEA IS LIKE..MY LIFE !
and sniffed only to be hit by gosamz, then forgetting her lil warning I did the same with just about every dish that was brought to the table …
..am working on this…errr habit…hahaha. Aw man, seriously ? Geesh…so you sniff it and if you dont like it.. or something..you send it away? or chose another dish ? hehe
okay maybe this isnt THAT bad but..i mean if the pple around you are like totally important pple then you dont wanna end up be seen..sniffing all the dishes…and even some … beverages..like poor lil tea ..which you dont even drink
kavita_0026:boo:Scar face:
Shame dude…learn to cook..its not that difficult..ur just damn lazy
Ouch. That sounded harsh.
Yes it did ! Alie!
hmmmmmm okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy already
You jealous because people like me? Lmao. No! Don't reply. I can guess the answer. You like me too, because I am the guy who refuses to be offended. Oh, I like you too. But, you already knew that.
errrrr who exactly are u talking to Spice for life??
In the interest of self-preservation, I would have to say, 'No Comment.'
Excuse me?? self preservation?? do explain this to me…
I would appreciate it if u do answer coz if u were talkin to me then I wud like to give u my reasons…
I was talking to you, but only in jest. You already explained to me. It was a case of mistaken identity. So, no harm, no foul. We are good.
hmmm will be back later to ensure yr methods of self preservation is fruitless
am off for lunch now ..wanna join??
Its dinner time here. I am going to have Artichoke Formaggio with Home-made bread and lots of Iced Tea. Bon appetit, M'selle.
Hey you two whats going on here Alie's gone for lunch, Senor J has gone for dinner and its time for Breakfast here for me !
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p>You jealous because people like me?
Nope, your unique methods of expression through the written word makes me feel a little jealous dude, not some petty reason that someone likes u sooo it would make me jealous?? That doesn’t make much sense to me …ie your statement!!
Lmao. No! Don't reply. I can guess the answer.
Like Hell I wont reply, you accuse me then tell me not to bother responding to you coz u have come up with your own conclusion.. yeah right…
You like me too,
I DO NOT like u, u hear me..Mr fossil can you heeeeeaaaaar me??? Not loud enuf??
Let me know ok…
because I am the guy who refuses to be offended.
I wasn’t out to offend u in the first place, sooo you acknowledging that this may be my intention shows me that you have been offended..
Aaaawwwww, **hugz*space..I mean spice man*** u feel better now…??
Oh, I like you too. **my most angriest face ever***
W A T E V E R dude…errr may I ask WHY?? Coz u know I have been nasty as hell to u ????
But, you already knew that.
Nope but thanks for making me feel even more flippant uncomfortable now with this bit of news.. I actually didn’t give a thought as to whether u would like me or not…My life if u must know doesn’t revolve around thinking about whether this or that person will like me …aaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh u see how much you bludy irritate me??
kavita_0026:Hey you two whats going on here
kaveeeta
Alie's gone for lunch, Senor J has gone for dinner and its time for Breakfast here for me !
Enjoy breakfast, like 24 hours later hahaha
wats on the menu???
am off for the day
shoppppppppppppppping here I come
mwahz
Sheesh! Woman went off for lunch and mis-placed her sense of humor. But, no harm, no foul. All is well. I still irritate her. Whew! I thought I lost it Lmao.
You two put a smile on my face
So Alie, its off from work and on to shopping huh ! Have fun
fact about me:
im weird.
Ahem! I know that already Lmao. Another one please?
I sound older than my age?
bet you knew that one too
Yes, I do know that as do you this: I am older than I sound.
thats oooooooolddddddddddddddddddddddd
If you were within arms reach, you would experience first hand how it would be like to be strangled by an old man Lmao. I am not as old as I sound and certainly not as old as you think I am, but seeing that one should only feel as old or as young as they do feel, I am indeed as old as I feel which is not quite old for I feel quite young, however, there are days when I do feel very old, and then again days when I feel very young and unfortunately those days when I feel young and old all at once. So how old do you think I am, young one?
i dunno…
judging by ur words….
late 20s?
You are kind. I am in my late thirties though I feel like I am in my early thirties. Best decade of my life…thus far.
=]
Yemenilicious:judging by ur words….
late 20s?
You think that's old??????? Oh boy!
ness..hush it. =p
I'm juss sayin…lol
Ok, I'll leave it!
Say more. Please.
Well…she guessed closer to my age. So that means…*waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*
Wow some problem that is! I'm older than the both of you. If anyone should be bawling, it should be me, though I don't quite feel like it…I do have my Aunty ji…whose name I dare not recall lest I lose a potential dinner invite.
Sounds like a wonderful woman, your Aunty ji! Her name shall remain a mystery, but just because of your dinner invite.
Ness:Well…she guessed closer to my age. So that means…*waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*
lmao ness ji, I don't think it's old.
he sounds so mature, and i just didn't want to guess like 40, and then be wrong.
it's always good to guess younger…
and Senor- just go ahead say what you want to say…either way, aunty ji is not inviting
Aunty ji will have a change of heart. One cannot suppress their true self for too long. She is as kind as she is beautiful as she is generous. (I do hope she reads this or else it would have been in vain).
Late 20's is not old
Senor…. I would have guessed that you were much older than that what yummin said you were… such wisdom and style ini speaking… must have come from long yrs of experience
But you dont carry the age of how…you write and speak your words…
Come on now ji… 30's.. ! You are a young flower
…kavita, how are you sweeets?
“SenorJalapeno”]If you were within arms reach, you would experience first hand how it would be like to be strangled by an old man Lmao. I am not as old as I sound and certainly not as old as you think I am, but seeing that one should only feel as old or as young as they do feel, I am indeed as old as I feel which is not quite old for I feel quite young, however, there are days when I do feel very old, and then again days when I feel very young and unfortunately those days when I feel young and old all at once. So how old do you think I am, young one?
not my place to answer, but wat the heck 50years for sure
now I can call u dad..
btw yumz, u do sound like yr young self 🙂
never thought u were younger or older than yr actual age
yumz my darlin' how you been ? how are those classes you're taking? all going good? study hard child … you're brillant…and all that studying will have much purpose
alie… ahh yeah I sort of thought Senor J was really old… i mean..he sounds sooo like..old..and intelligent… sort of always pictured him wearning glasses with a newspaper or something
but then again..he said he's in 30's sooooooooo if he is… propS to him !
Scar face:not my place to answer, but wat the heck 50years for sure
now I can call u dad..
btw yumz, u do sound like yr young self 🙂
never thought u were younger or older than yr actual age
scarry take it easy hunnz.
and it's good to hear that i sound my age…for once
Boy what happened to te 15 year old everyone is gone and the oldies are in.
I'm so glad i'm 19teen Yes you all i'm 19 and if anyone begs to defere i will kill them lol.
ness i though you were 16 what hapened when did you grow old [snifs]
Mr Senor Jalapeno well now that i know how old you really are i don't now whather i use mr. ms. miss. or sir or what J/K
Its ggod to have someone matture here.
all the other guys were old by age but not brain hehehe
we all are unique in our own ways…
young or old….
experienced or not..
you're as old as you feel.
and in the end its not the years in your life that count. it's the life in your years.
…go abraham? =p
Marine:Mr Senor Jalapeno well now that i know how old you really are i don't now whather i use mr. ms. miss. or sir or what J/K
Its ggod to have someone matture here.
all the other guys were old by age but not brain hehehe
who needs an old brain? we have a sharp, efiicient, quick, intelligent, schmexy brain…which i know u dont have any of it.
schmexy?! waaaaaahhhhhh???
yup, seen an x-ray of it and i must say its one schmexy thang alrite!! at least mine is
ROFL
you're special! ooooooooook.
glad u recognized it. i can do one on you too and see if u have a
schmexy brain like mine. but its hazardous i must warn you. 2 schmexy
brains put together can cause an explosion!
lmao…
nahhhhh, dude. im guessing urs along with nitzah's are the only schmexyyy brains in hea.
i mean it's obvious no one can beat ya'll…loll
..im on something
me like you. have i told u me like you?? u catch on very fast, unlike all the other slow coaches here
=/
bad command or file name. pls try again
serioComic:Marine:Mr Senor Jalapeno well now that i know how old you really are i don't now whather i use mr. ms. miss. or sir or what J/K
Its ggod to have someone matture here.
all the other guys were old by age but not brain hehehe
who needs an old brain? we have a sharp, efiicient, quick, intelligent, schmexy brain…which i know u dont have any of it.
Well darling what can i say not everyone can be as pecial as you. I try but still after all this time i can't come clouse to it.
LOL – Oreo ji and Yemeni really, really, REALLLLYYY… remind me of Chand Sifarish from Fanaa! The way the guy runs after the girl, and the girl… doesn't quite know what to do (and blushes like hell! )…
Check the video out guys – it's a sweet song, nothing rude – –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWC1Q4ue94Y (it has English subs..)
SIGH… I miss my Fanaa DVD! Someone borrowed it, I have not a clue WHO… and I want it baaaaack!
lmao… if Khushi was here, she'd love it… Subhan Allah… Subhan Allah…
…ughhh
:@ lol.
Did I annoy you with that video Yemeni? I hope not!
…no, i didnt watch it
i jast tiredddd
Par kyunnnnnnnnnnn?
Watch it nahhhh…?
aaaaaaaaaaaah Fanaa! I lovee that movieeeee! It was the first one me and asma (nazi) watched together, lol made it extra special. We had a pack of MnMz in between us and we're like falling in love with “mere haath mai” awwwh! How romantic is it?! sigh! I love the way aamir speaks in it 😉
serioComic:Marine:Mr Senor Jalapeno well now that i know how old you really are i don't now whather i use mr. ms. miss. or sir or what J/K
Its ggod to have someone matture here.
all the other guys were old by age but not brain hehehe
who needs an old brain? we have a sharp, efiicient, quick, intelligent, schmexy brain…which i know u dont have any of it.
SCHMEXY btw is MY word…u u u thief of words…names ..hmmmmph!!!
Marine:Boy what happened to te 15 year old everyone is gone and the oldies are in.
I'm so glad i'm 19teen Yes you all i'm 19 and if anyone begs to defere i will kill them lol.
If ur 19 then I ,must be the proclaimed 18 that everyone seems to think hahaha
***zips up my lips*** will not tell a soul that u are close to 40 mara ..promise I wont 🙂 **winks** miss u jaaann**hugz**
ness i though you were 16 what hapened when did you grow old [snifs]
Yeah Ness, Wat happened Yaar….**more sniffs*** see wat a few hours with Spice man can do, now u r all aged …
**wraps arms around Ness, to keep her away from the fangs of Jalapeno**
Mr Senor Jalapeno well now that i know how old you really are i don't now whather i use mr. ms. miss. or sir or what J/K
Its ggod to have someone matture here.
Pooooor Spice man…as a matter of fact Me THOT HE WAS A GIRL TOOO
hahahahaaa…ooooh yuk, thinking in the same lines as cosmic is fatal hahaha
all the other guys were old by age but not brain hehehe
Roflamao ..
Oh yeah I watched Fanaa a few weeks back.. its sooooo good !! but sad
Alieee heheh arent you glad to see marine HERE …gosh..had to TELLLLLLLL her to come here and say hiiiiiiiiii to us lil forum members
*hugs*
exxxxxxxxstatic…tnx for bringin her back even for a short time 🙂
**hugz** to both of u
SenorJalapeno:Sheesh! Woman went off for lunch and mis-placed her sense of humor.
News flash…I apparently dont have a sense of humorrrrrr Mr…no idea what u referring to…
But, no harm, no foul.
my foot. am going to getcha…
All is well. I still irritate her.
u wish….was upset with sum1 else..u got in the way hahaha
Whew! I thought I lost it Lmao
u think…Mr u have lost it ages ago ….ur totally bonkers
Now dis sounds sooo flipppant much like Eric..bludy heck…u got me all confused again
.
now for important matters: I demand to know how the Desi dude is???? A full update u hear me…
oh yeah now for a fact bit: I hate the smell of blood…eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyuuuuuuukkkkkkk
Marine:Boy what happened to te 15 year old everyone is gone and the oldies are in.
ness i though you were 16 what hapened when did you grow old [snifs]
A day late & a dollar short as usual!
lmao @ Mari! Subsy, you constantly bring a smile to my face!
I wish I retained my 16 year old body! *sobbing*
My nameless dog (Or Desi as Alie prefers to call him) is pain free. He was buried under a giant Acacia tree. It was his favorite tree.
[:'(]~~ for desi…
Before I leave: Refer to me as Dragon once more and u will be sorry…
Dont say I didn’t warn u !!
I will no longer refer to you as Broomstick Dragon. I am sorry I called you a Broomstick Dragon. In fact in a show of true remorse, henceforth, I shall call all Broomstick Dragons, Scar Face. Lmao.
Seriously, thank you for always remembering to ask about my nameless dog. He 'strayed' his way into my house, my heart and strangely, he came at a much needed time when my life was a bit astray as to purpose, direction, accountability and responsibility. Having finished what he had started out to do- order my private world- he left. How ironic this- learning how to be a better human from a brat-canine.
check yr pm…
once lived a dragon slayer
one word to describe her – stinker
got into a fight using a mace
sprayed herself with it and now shes scar face
serioComic:once lived a dragon slayer
one word to describe her – stinker
got into a fight using a mace
sprayed herself with it and now shes scar face
lmao…oye damn .dat was yr bestest piece of crappiest work Mr wannabe poet
stinker it is
sprayed by a mace??
cudnt keep cosmic
as creepy as fleas
from licking her face..
lol oooohhhh boy now am doomed….
Scar face:lmao…oye damn .dat was yr bestest piece of crappiest work Mr wannabe poet
stinker it is
sprayed by a mace??
cudnt keep cosmic
as creepy as fleas
from licking her face..
lol oooohhhh boy now am doomed….
somebody shoot me, cut me to pieces and feed me to the crocs pls. thats better than licking scar face on the face.
wooooooooooohhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo
I win ..hands down..whos da WOman….meeeee of coz
Loserface
hahaha
i think u are in need of a serious help. the asylum is just round the corner.
would rather remain HOMELESS than share a home with u
as for help
yeeeeesssss I need help with mah nose
cant stand blood sooo u wanna assist a lil ???
Scar face:would rather remain HOMELESS than share a home with u
as for help
yeeeeesssss I need help with mah nose
cant stand blood sooo u wanna assist a lil ???
I hope you're feeling better hunnz…im sorta worried.
*hugs*
Yemenilicious:Scar face:would rather remain HOMELESS than share a home with u
as for help
yeeeeesssss I need help with mah nose
cant stand blood sooo u wanna assist a lil ???
I hope you're feeling better hunnz…im sorta worried.
*hugs*
HUNN I”M WITH YOU ON THAT
Yemenilicious:Scar face:would rather remain HOMELESS than share a home with u
as for help
yeeeeesssss I need help with mah nose
cant stand blood sooo u wanna assist a lil ???
I hope you're feeling better hunnz…im sorta worried.
*hugs*
HUNN I”M WITH YOU ON THAT
Long time here… but the fights are still there… u and those kids around…
so now ur picking… some faltoo galz in here….
BBBBBAQZZ IIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS BAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK oh my darling husband is home how sweet.
welcome back jannu
This gal (oops) women makes every next hunk her husband…. and becomes sooo excited as if she got a lottery of hundered thousand dollars…..
am back just to check the forum is still alive or dead.
it's alive man…it's alive.
why would this forum ever die?
Baqtiar:This gal (oops) women makes every next hunk her husband…. and becomes sooo excited as if she got a lottery of hundered thousand dollars…..
am back just to check the forum is still alive or dead.
it's not women either,
it's W O M A N
Baqtiar:This gal (oops) women makes every next hunk her husband…. and becomes sooo excited as if she got a lottery of hundered thousand dollars…..
am back just to check the forum is still alive or dead.
[:'(] why are we divorced
OMG my house is braken apart OMG someone please help. He has been up on the tree with Waluscha for so long that he forgot about being maried to me [:'(] [:'(]
Oh and i never said you were a hunk
Nothing changed… more faltoo literates… correcting me on this forum… as if am going to listen to them….hahaha
and that tooo from YEMEN….huh
faltoos eh? can't come up with anything else…sheesh.
Marine….CHILLLL PILLLLLLLSSSSSS hun…
CHILL PILL CHILL PILL CHILL PILL how can i my house is falling apart my family is braking he is leaving me and our 12 kids and going
Can come up with many things… but considering ur signature.. resisting myself honey…..
Marine:CHILL PILL CHILL PILL CHILL PILL how can i my house is falling apart my family is braking he is leaving me and our 12 kids and going
typical man
lmao..
Baqtiar:Can come up with many things… but considering ur signature.. resisting myself honey…..
huh? don't call me that…
Yemeni… u know enuf about men….. Wonder how?????
well yah now you see why im in distress
Baqqz lol you big old flirt stop hiting on kid.woh batchi hai samja karo aur resist karo yaar
Baqtiar:Yemeni… u know enuf about men….. Wonder how?????
don't wonder…life teaches a whole bunch.
and yeah…what Marine said..
jeees Ninja i see that its night there since you are quoting my hindi lol cause we know its horible i wonder if Baqz understood.
My darling guru
i agreed with the english part of your post…i dont know what the hindi says…
you're better than me
Bachi hai tou bachi ke tarha rahey aur bachi ki tarha baat karey…
and my darling Yemeni… with ur age..dono what life taught u …but what i belive u dont know much about men… so dont come to any conclusion and end up like marine…..
doesn't really depend on age…life can be harshhh brothaaa. and who wants to know anything about men anyways…I don't.
and i dont know what you mean by…”don't end up like marine”
Well i hope… darling yemeni that ur not from.. iraq or Afghan… cuz there i can guesss whatz goin on with their lives. and how life is treating them.
dont end up like marine… means… she is left out with 12 kids… on her own.
lol, you're funny…
12 kids…all alone..PUH LEASEEE, get outta hea with that mess.
well being with one will end up like this.
i was a normal inosent kid untill you came along. used your charm.. used me.. then left me…
being with who, Marine ji?
Being with me u lil naive…..
cuz of me she ended up like that….
lol you see we still have chemistry hehehe.
Ninja love being with Baqz darling why you sthink i'm so screwed up lol
lol, wtheck…is that all you know how to do? do something beneficial man…
something people will like you for…and i know all this flirting attracts some (and im sorry if i'm offending anyone) crazy like women…who love attention
But it certainly doesn't attract mine…i think you should keep “resisting because of my siggy” …no?
kthanks!
Darling we have chemistry, physics, science, maths… everthing… and above all 12 kids…hehe hahahaha
Marine:lol you see we still have chemistry hehehe.
Ninja love being with Baqz darling why you sthink i'm so screwed up lol
oh really…you call this chemistry?
okie dokie then…
Well the devil in me.. ignored ur siggy…
and i dont want the ppl to like me, i want them to love me.
and now i can hardly resist u… darling yemeni.
ur innocence is killin me , am falling for u….hehahahahaha
pathetic…
Yemenilicious:pathetic…
oh darling just go with the game wether you like it or not your gonna become wife number 4
Marine:Yemenilicious:pathetic…oh darling just go with the game wether you like it or not your gonna become wife number 4
ha, whether i like it or not? you're psycho.
you go on…
im outta here =)
peace out.
so marine u already approved darling Yemeni for me…..Wow.!
and daling… yemeni whatz soo pathetic about it. Than what the hell ur doing in here.. if u know the place is soo bad.. why u enjoying in here.. dont tell me u enjoy being pathetic and all the stuff in here (including me)
lol
well thats wollywood for you jaan its withough choice an arrainged marriage hehehehehe
wel it is late i know what you mean good night jaan
I neva said this place was pathetic…this place rocks.
I was being specific…as I was talking to you
good day sir, i gotta run.
Baqtiar:so marine u already approved darling Yemeni for me…..Wow.!
and daling… yemeni whatz soo pathetic about it. Than what the hell ur doing in here.. if u know the place is soo bad.. why u enjoying in here.. dont tell me u enjoy being pathetic and all the stuff in here (including me)
Well my daling Baqz meri jaan meri pyaar its the duty of the first wife to approve isn't it lol
so i approve
yeah u gotta run away with me… fine am ready to run away with u honey
yo dude…long time no see. hows biwi no.4?? send my rgds to her.
u wana run away with the yemeni gal? sorry to dissapoint u dude but she's going with me first!
oooh boy..
let the Yemeni gal be. first? pah!
yeah, cos 2nd and 3rd is also with me
is this meant to annoy me? cos, its working. lmao..
Baqtiar:Darling we have chemistry, physics, science, maths… everthing… and above all 12 kids…hehe hahahaha
Oi! Baqz! abhi abhi vapas aaye ho aur flirting abhi se hi shuru?! batameez! lol.
if something is working then its a good sign
ninja! Good morningggg =D don't let it annoy you, that'll mean chaddi man (baqz) has succeeded!
loll..
im just really really annoyed.
tayba- did you sleep well?
Unique_princess:ninja! Good morningggg =D don't let it annoy you, that'll mean chaddi man (baqz) has succeeded!
Good morning madam..
lmao…uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh im easily annoyed…u know me
LOL u better not have been annoyed last night ji, when I woke up this morning I'm like, uh what was I saying last night about crack LOL.
baqz wantsss u to be annoyed, don't give him the satisfaction! lol.
no i wasn't annoyed last night.
haha. okie dokie.
lol phew. I love ju.
haha, but you were talking some real smack nig.ga
i love ju 2 =)
Lol, I know. I can't even remember what I was saying, methinks I got carried away a little =P
“me” thinks so too it looks like it's another sleepless night for me…oh joy
I forgot it was night for you! Go to sleep hunz! why are u still up?
lol. you need to like…steal my slow brain =p. disable it so i can sleep.
i can't sleep now, cos then i'll miss fajr namaaz. so maybe after i pray, i'll sleep a bit before school =D
make sure u can get up again though for school! Wouldn't it be just great if they give u the day off?! Turn your brain off for a while! the other night I got 2 hours of sleep cuz I couldn't stop thinking. I'm like “ok at the count of 1 ur gona stop thinking” I get to one and I close my eyes, and then im like “your thinking about not thinking, so that means ur thinking” LOL and it just went on like that the whole night..sigh.
*hugs* yeahhh, i know what you mean.
Sheesh! I cannot keep up with you two. What are you both on? Is the room spinning again?
loooool, sorryyyy
*hugs* ninja back.
No Senor J, the room isn't spinning! We're too tired for that now! lmao. We have to turn off sometime!
hahahaha
Its all good! But, you both have assorted metal objects that have come loose in your pretty heads. Oh, to be young, or an 'aunty hug' giver!
no point keeping up with mentals SenorJ. best is to blast them away into space.
serioComic:no point keeping up with mentals SenorJ. best is to blast them away into space.
if Tayba and I are mentals…then imagine the sane.
some people are just kinda sorta…not trying hard enough?
lol no no Ninja lets go to space, it'll give us a chance to meet Serio's people =D
why in the world would we want to meet serio's people? *smacks tayba upside the head*
Why wouldn't we want to! we get to meet outerspace people!!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh hokay.
I need breakfast
go eat!!!!
I can't there's some man downstairs in the garden shifting some stuff I'd rather sit in my room till he leaves lol.
wtheck… stop whining then :@ wait till he leaves. =D
make me some breakfast! now! (please) lol.
im kinda…sorta like glued to my chair. i apologize.
gahhhhhhh stop bossing me around. man kids are so oppressed. lmao
LoL, I said pleaseee man! Fineeeeee I'll stay hungry! lol.
fine fine *rolls eyes* what would u like for breakfast…BAJI?
baji? as in older sister? or baji as in the onion baji? ew onion baji for breakfast? nahi!
I want toast =D nice and simple! mmmm toast.
no i meant baji as in older sister stop testing my urdu. jerk.
oooh just toast? duderina, get your toosh in the kitchen and make it for yourself.
sheesh, lazy brits these days man…*heavy sigh*
loll! baji reminds me of onion baji
FINE not toast then. Make me a full English breakfast minus the sausages and bacon lmao.
why would i make bacon? what a loser…
OH YEH LOOL. See this is why I need breakfast loserina!
Am not Amreekan…i'll make u an arabic meal, ok? lol you wish…
when's this guy leaving so you can eat?
I don't know! I should ask my bro. He may have even gone and I'm just waiting here lol.
Btw, what is an arab breakfast like? traditional?
Meal? Where?
like arabic bread, tea, arabic stuff…lol =]
go check loser! goooo on..getttt!
lol just in time SenorJ. Ninja is about to cook =D
SenorJalapeno:Meal? Where?
Tayba's house?
Yemenilicious:like arabic bread, tea, arabic stuff…lol =]
go check loser! goooo on..getttt!
alrite already! let a sista get her hijab out! lol
Unique_princess:lol just in time SenorJ. Ninja is about to cook =D
grrrrrrrreaaaaaaaaaaaat
Unique_princess:Yemenilicious:like arabic bread, tea, arabic stuff…lol =]
go check loser! goooo on..getttt!
alrite already! let a sista get her hijab out! lol
goooo on sisttttaa
I refuse to see that as sarcasm, yet again. I am so glad that you're excited about cooking for Senor J and I
Unique_princess:I refuse to see that as sarcasm, yet again. I am so glad that you're excited about cooking for Senor J and I
ohooooohhh lossssserrrrrrrr me no likey you *hmph*
okkkk tayba…it's time to sallee
then some sleep iNshallah. gooo eat. ily speak soon.
Salaam.
ok jaan, I go eat, you pray and sleep. Keep me in your duas. Sweet dreams, sleep well ILY
Wasalaam.
x
Sheesh! I was about to get ready for a meal and woman falls asleep. Tayba ji, I am not entirely convinced she is sleeping. Perhaps we may need to get a box of donuts and coffee and stakeout?
Unique_princess:ninja! Good morningggg =D don't let it annoy you, that'll mean chaddi man (baqz) has succeeded!
lol now the old Tabz is back are we back to the Chaddi thing again lol
Yem Tabz don't forget me when you go out of space i wana meet Oreos family to. I mean i seen the jungle he lives in now but i wan know where he comes from originally lol
you're kinda stuck in the world of baqz Marine ji but of course…you're welcome to come with.
Hunny i was stuck in the world Baqz till last night remeber he served me with the divorce papers.
And to think i divorced Oreo to go back to him [:'(]
Marine:And to think i divorced Oreo to go back to him [:'(]
… thank you. Amen.
(LMAO!)
Marine:Hunny i was stuck in the world Baqz till last night remeber he served me with the divorce papers.
And to think i divorced Oreo to go back to him [:'(]
lmao…oh boy oh boy….
boo:Marine:And to think i divorced Oreo to go back to him [:'(]
… thank you. Amen.
(LMAO!)
Aare yaar why are you thanking me for giving Oreo back to men kind or what
Almost there Mara, trust u to dampen my spirits of a budding romance with droplets of reality nah..
Lmao ….Trust me…aaaaam on my way BACK…
Btw, are u still planning on coming to South Africa????
Huh??
Marine:
Aare yaar why are you thanking me for giving Oreo back to men kind or what
mankind you say? lmao, aliens yaar, it's aliens
Yemenilicious:Marine:Aare yaar why are you thanking me for giving Oreo back to men kind or what
mankind you say? lmao, aliens yaar, it's aliens
ALIENS????
hmmmm someone called ???
Scar face:ALIENS????
hmmmm someone called ???
LOL =D
Fact about me:
i have issues. lmao…who doesn't
nvm i was gonna say something else…i forgot =S
Tabz i thought ur really busy with somthing serious… but NO ur just wasting ur time in here with some mental midgets and kids like yemeni huh
and u two galz are taking enuf of forum space with simple chat like msgs… instead of writing one words replies why not chat on messengers…huh
and dude serio… yeah after a long time i drop in but found the same old things in here and still ur handling some fanatics .hahaha
Used to be I had issues too but having had too many issues too frequently, now, I'm afraid, issues have me.
Good Ridden for ur tissues… Senor J
cuz some tissues (specially brain wali) cant handle too many issues
For the lack of a better word: Huh?
Reminds me of an old pal…
but he was never outta words..
Baqtiar:Tabz i thought ur really busy with somthing serious… but NO ur just wasting ur time in here with some mental midgets and kids like yemeni huh
and u two galz are taking enuf of forum space with simple chat like msgs… instead of writing one words replies why not chat on messengers…huh
and dude serio… yeah after a long time i drop in but found the same old things in here and still ur handling some fanatics .hahaha
How do you know I'm wasting my time? Do you even know what takes up my time? I was busy all year round with university and now that I have the summer off, I can 'waste' my time where ever I wish to. Oh, and talk about the pot calling the kettle black!! I also thought you were really busy with something, but NO, your just wasting your time here 'trying' to flirt with girls you don't even know, and sadly, they don't seem to be even remotely interested in you!
As for taking up threads, the forum doesn't move as fast as it used to, so atleast that speeds things up. Besides, everyone has had a go at using the forum from time to time for instant chat, so I don't see why I can't.
…… and besides chaddi man, who made you the boss? Go swing from a tree.
oh, and though yemeni maybe younger than you, she has more brains.
Kya baat hai Tabz… aaj kissi aur ka gussa mujh par nikal rahi ho… not a problem darling waise bhi ab tou tumhari aadat si hogai hai.
i was compelled to come in this forum by someone thatz the reason i came in.. else u think i will waste my time coming in this boring place. huh no dear i wont
and about yemeni… or kameni… i give a damn.. if they have brains or nuts up in the skull…. and i dont come to flirt with these midgets.
No it actually is well placed anger. And what do you mean 'aadat hogayi hai'? I have never taken someone else's anger out on you, so don't try that one.
Well actually I would think you'd waste your time here, seeing as you are a well known 'oldie'.
You don't flirt? YOU don't flirt??!?!!? and the sky is also green.
Tayba ji, you tricked me. The sky wasn't green. It was gray.
Well darling when u say am already an oldie… and every one knows in here.. so just think about it… why would i flirt with any one…. huh
Aur aadat si hogai hai tumhari matlab…. u r still that lil gal, inviting me to ur home and u will show chappal. where as ur mom will invite me in for a homely dinner.
err baqz it is because you are an oldie that we know you are a flirt….
What makes you think my mum will invite you in for a homely dinner? and I never invited you to my home. You invited yourself. I wouldn't invite someone and then kick them out with slippers…
UR are such a double faced dragon Tabz.. u invited me and than when i was at ur home, u showed me those slippers and than ur mom (she is a good person) she invited me in…huh
well am oldie but you are losing ur memory huh
Exactly, I am a doubled faced dragon. So why in the world would I invite you to my house? Stop dreaming about being in my house, I wouldn't even let you on the road.
My memory is perfectly fine. How else would I remember you as a flirt?
There u go honey… accepting that ur a two faced dragon… why else u will invite me…huh itz clear to eat me alive.
good that i was rescued by ur mom… thanx to her. and hey cuz she is ur mother thatz why she is bearing u in her house. else u were out on the road haunting many innocents like me.
You're anything but innocent
You know you are the forum's very own chaddi man. Why would I want to eat such a stinker? Even dragons have taste you know.
How will i know… ?? am not a dragon, hopefully and thankfully ur taste buds excludes me…..am more than happy.
And about being the oldest in the forum… well darling u too are from that ERA… remember
Yeh but you're a chaddi man, so you're taste buds are even worse.
Ofcourse, I remember I am from that era, but I was younger then and now am older. You were old to start off with
BAQTIAR SABH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaise ho aap??????????????????
My face is HUGELY grinning!!
So glad to see this little monster back!!
*touchwood*
You were then a lil Kid ..and you are still a lil kid … immature, naive, and innocent. Khair enjoy ur summer holidays… and hopefully Asma is also on holidays… long time havent seen her..online
Darling boo, how are u? Yeah long time am fine… slowly but steady u learnt hindi… gr8 …keep learning
and one day i will teach u some Shayari as well … 😉
Baqtiar:You were then a lil Kid ..and you are still a lil kid … immature, naive, and innocent. Khair enjoy ur summer holidays… and hopefully Asma is also on holidays… long time havent seen her..online
Sorry to disappoint you Baqz, but you never really knew me….
I knew u… only that much how much i needed and I guess thatz more than enuf for me… and i have no interest in knowing the hidden secrets….
Baqz? – Is that you??? I bet $100 bucks that it was marine who told you to come back
That was a long vaca
Baqtiar:I knew u… only that much how much i needed and I guess thatz more than enuf for me… and i have no interest in knowing the hidden secrets….
I've said this before to you, the only reason you know as much as you need to know, is because I portray as much as I think you should know. So what I think is enough for you to know, is obviously going to be enough for you. As for the remaining secrets, that's not what I am talking about. Everyone has many different sides to their personality. You saw only one side of my personality, that isn't enough for you to define who I am and what I am about.
Tayba ji…woahhhhhhh *hugs*
Baqtiar:Tabz i thought ur really busy with somthing serious… but NO ur just wasting ur time in here with some mental midgets and kids like yemeni huh
dude…im the mental one huh? am i the one OBSESSED with flirting? im sorry to break this to you…but THAT'S (psychologically speaking) not normal
Unique_princess:
You don't flirt? YOU don't flirt??!?!!? and the sky is also green.
LOL! LOL!!!!!!! *stares at Tayba*
lol hugz back. No need to worry ji, thats how me and baqz do. We argue all the time, but its all cool =D kyun baqz? Its a strange kind of friendship lol.
Yemenilicious:Baqtiar:Tabz i thought ur really busy with somthing serious… but NO ur just wasting ur time in here with some mental midgets and kids like yemeni huh
dude…im the mental one huh? am i the one OBSESSED with flirting? im sorry to break this to you…but THAT'S (psychologically speaking) not normal
Unique_princess:You don't flirt? YOU don't flirt??!?!!? and the sky is also green.
LOL! LOL!!!!!!! *stares at Tayba*
lmao *winks at Ninja*
Yemenilicious:Baqtiar:Tabz i thought ur really busy with somthing serious… but NO ur just wasting ur time in here with some mental midgets and kids like yemeni huh
dude…im the mental one huh? am i the one OBSESSED with flirting? im sorry to break this to you…but THAT'S (psychologically speaking) not normal
Unique_princess:You don't flirt? YOU don't flirt??!?!!? and the sky is also green.
LOL! LOL!!!!!!! *stares at Tayba*
lmao *winks at Ninja*
Good Ridden for ur tissues… Senor J
cuz some tissues (specially brain wali) cant handle too many issues
lmao…hmmm didnt know u had a sense of armour Baqz….welcome back
Tayba- you can wink? amazing. jk i love u
fact about me:
i twitch when im annoyed or angry and sometimes for no reason.
U mean like when a robot needs oiling, or is a bit rusty it starts twitching??
Somes like that huh…freeeeaaaaaaaaakyyyyyyyyyyyy woman
Must remember not to hit u on the head if I ever see u start twitching and think paranoid thoughts of yr flesh peeling off to reveal the martian in u …hahahaha
LMAO!!!
yeah, Haylie says i twitch a lot and sometimes it does get freaky. Like yesterday Haylie's sister accidently pulled my hair and i rolled my eyes at her and twitched kinda and she's all “damn woman, im sorry IM REALLY SORRY” and im like “don't worry, i wont kill you..chillllllll”
U mustve luked **death pale** yaar lol
LOL!
ok now…share a fact about you, yaara
I do not know if I twitch when I am irritated or angry, but I am told that I touch my eyebrows before I say something harsh. I have yet to decide if this is indeed true about me. I do know another: I rub my palms while waiting for the coffee to percolate. Perhaps its the memory of the first sip the previous morning, but I get so excited for my first cup of coffee each day. Pity, right now, I cannot think of a many people who get me that excited.
I do not know if I twitch when I am irritated or angry, but I am told that I touch my eyebrows before I say something harsh. I have yet to decide if this is indeed true about me. I do know another: I rub my palms while waiting for the coffee to percolate. Perhaps its the memory of the first sip the previous morning, but I get so excited for my first cup of coffee each day. Pity, right now, I cannot think of a many people who get me that excited.
awwww…a least a few not everyone is THAT special…
I love coffeee too.
Dude get OVER yrself Already
Ur too caught up in yrself
Loosen up…btw, thought yr fwend wearing shorts got u all excited …
Bet u wud have amnesia bout that revelation huh..
Tabz no wonder its a strange kinda friendship… isliye tou hum dono itne saal se saath hai…
Dosti mein jagda… dosti ko tagda karta hai…..
yes Kavita.. u won the bet… it our own faltoo marine who brought me back into this mess…..huh
u can take the money from her.
And he calls women Faltooo eish!!
I never said.. women are faltoo… i said faltoo marine,
well if u too wana count urself in that list… than go ahead and be in there
Stop being nasty now Baqz….
Ah….Leech… you are the african beauty rite…!
well darling i havent been Nasty for looooooooong in here.
U say it sooo schweetly, it brought a smile to my face romeo J Hws yr lil girl, shes awesumly gorgeous … Dude how can u be nasty in here for a while when u haven’t been in here for the same period??
and THEN i THINK..sHEEEESH, HE callS me A leeCH?? ROFLMAO
A…Leech smile… Wow… gotta see that once i guess,
and about galz..well all galz are doing fine.. honey
Gud to hear Baqz, u give **all* yr galz a huge hug from me and heck I smile often, u just haven’t been around much.. am thinking of myself decked in African beads and all of that…by the mention of yr new nic hahaha
LOL!
ok now…share a fact about you, yaara
lol…keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnn mah luw…
Kya?? Fact about me?? Eish, u guys know a lot already..Hmmmmm… hmmmmmmmmmmmmm’
Errrr okay, the first time I VISITED jnb, hmm I was around 20 years I think, I spent an entire weekend
crying my eyes and heart out..coz I missed my familyAmazing the strength and willpower I have developed over the years..Now another fact about u swcheeeeeeetling…
Aww alisha…~hugs~~ Btw, how is your flu/cold symptoms and the nose bleed? Ih ope you are feleing better and taking ALOT of rest !
Baqz so i was right aye … well i made the bet with you > have to have a serious talk with marine for bringing you back
Flu/fever, headaches, throat that feels like Ive been chewing glass, chest that feels like part of my lungs have evaporated?? They’re all good just having a lil fun on me …for now..Feel awful, awful awful…worse thing about it is my apetite flew out the door ….aaarghhhhh..
well rest I did, cudnt wake up from bed alll damn weekend, except to cook but then cudnt eat …
No nose bleeds though, thankfully… How r u and yr weekend??
Errrr okay, the first time I VISITED jnb, hmm I was around 20 years I think, I spent an entire weekend
crying my eyes and heart out..coz I missed my familyAmazing the strength and willpower I have developed over the years..Now another fact about u swcheeeeeeetling…
awwwww!
hmmm another fact…I get frustrated quite easily.
But I don't cry easily…and sometimes that really sucks
yes Kavita.. u won the bet… it our own faltoo marine who brought me back into this mess…..huh
u can take the money from her.
What you mean she won the bet so take the money from me.
I'm barely getting along on the darn welfare to feed the kids how will i pay her the darn $100 lol
lol your to much yaar i only said say hi not come and get into the drama. thats your own faltoo brain that told you to stay hehehe
AND EVERYONE YOUR WELCOME I KNOW YOU ARE ALL THANKING ME FOR BRINGING BAQZ BACK hehehe
Erhmmmmm not really, but thanks anyways, he is really sweet though
awwwww!
hmmm another fact…I get frustrated quite easily.
But I don't cry easily…and sometimes that really sucks
lol..awwwwww..theres cures for fustration hun
first u will have to give up dat coffeeee addiction
that explains the twitching ..seriously
cryin…well it will come when the times r8 nah…
LOL! no, this twitching thing is like ever since i was a kid
and yes, i'll save up them tears
The last time I really cried was when my friend passed away after a terrible illness. I don't know if I have a problem with crying because most of the time, there is not much to cry over.
Am not sure I am understanding what u just said,
there were not much tears when u cried or not much to cry over yr friends death??Pls clarify?
Erm I did cry when my friend died and yes, there were tears. I don't cry regularly because there is not much to cry about.
noted, my misunderstanding..
I kick the technician at least twice (once for each foot) when getting a pedicure!
I bit my dentist as a child. He still remembers it and that's exactly why I go to another dentist.
well there are manyt hing that i have done and still do lol thats why they call me the……………………………………………………………………………………….
well when i was born the doctor slaped me so i slaped him back
Hahaha marine you funny
Yemmeni darling…crying makes us feel better ..it brings some relief … although its a build up of…sad/angry emotions
Yemmeni darling…crying makes us feel better ..it brings some relief … although its a build up of…sad/angry emotions
thats what im saying…it's hard for me to let it out by simply….crying. you know?
well there are manyt hing that i have done and still do lol thats why they call me the……………………………………………………………………………………….
wikked perv! bwaaahahahahahahahahaha!
thats what im saying…it's hard for me to let it out by simply….crying. you know?
Build bird houses! oh wait…:P
lol…vhy
you can work out your frustrations while wielding a hammer! Better than crying, what say?
good idea…or i can knock someone out with that hammer….
rotflmbobo!
I refuse to be a witness to this! And I withdraw the help I advised! Wouldn't want to be an accessory before & after the fact!
a hammer it is…upside someone's head it's going.
muahahaha
keep that to yourself or it's considered conspiracy! hahaha
fact: I hate to cry, but do it easily!
no..i need a partner.
you refused…Rani will help
cause she's a smooth criminal! bwaaahahahaha!
fact: I hate to cry, but do it easily!
ayyy hai…so opposite of ninja..
worddddd
cause she's a smooth criminal! bwaaahahahaha!
jeeejeeesisisisijeeee
Ninjas don't cry…sounds like a movie! lol
starring Ness and yemizzle aka Ninja?
I'd never make it in front of the camera! lmbo
How about director?
lolll
uhm…who do you think?
ME!!! I'll be director!
Da Bestest will be your sidekick! If she'll accept the part…
HAAAAAAAA
okie dokie!
can you envision her in a ninja suit? lol
ROFLMBOOOO….UHM MAYBE
I have this pic saved:
O-M-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the funniest thing I have EVER seen!!! rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's my fave t-shirt, i own it:
thats a cool shirtt Nessaaa
LOL its funny when i go through my pictures and im all…”what the heck, when did I save this nonesense”
and hey, maybe we can act that seen out, director ji…Rani can be on fire
Do you crack up when you have no idea where some of them came from? I do!
LOL…pics like that ninja one crack me up…
I have to buy it! Quite a conversation starter! lol
So already you plan to set your sidekick on fire??? You're a frightening heroine!
we have to begin with ACTION! then then i'll rescue her…duh?!
btw hunnz, i love your siggy
Beginning with action I agree with, but daayyyyyeeemmmmmm! lol
Oh, thanks, it's one of my favorites! Anything having to do with faith takes my breath away! 🙂
mines too…mines too
too much action…you think? well, ur the director..c'mon show me ur skills then!
Ok…how about, we open on a parking garage with a smoking charred husk, surrounded by police tape? Police running to & fro and close up of you with a single tear! You think it's Rani…thus begins the adventure…
Whadda ya say?
sounds perfecto!
so when do you start kicking A$$es and taking names? lol
*pulls up sleeves* as soon as you say action…I'm READY!! *ninja style* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Both of you need something to slow you down. What did you women have to eat?
coffee! hahaha!
no for me…it's the no coffee thing that's getting to my head.
sorry
Aww! I know how not having coffee feels
Oh gosh, yummin you are having no coffee now? Geez… that is a good thing
minus the withdrawal symptoms
Too much coffee isnt good for us i hope you two know that
Oh gosh, yummin you are having no coffee now? Geez… that is a good thing
minus the withdrawal symptoms
Too much coffee isnt good for us i hope you two know that
too much coffee isnt good? but its not as bad as having too much bollywood!!
lol!
Aww! I know how not having coffee feels
or having coffee u cant really enjoy…tasteless…
me feelsye
Fact: I had 'vampire fangs' for 1 year & they corrected themselves without braces! Thank goodness!
My brothers bring out the photos for blackmailing purposes! lol
I love pulling pranks. I used to sneak into my cousin's room through his window and wet a portion of his bed with warm water. He actually believed he peed in his bed several times. I once overheard his mother confiding to my mother that her son was nine years old and still wet his bed. I almost died laughing. My cousin was in his late teens when I told him. I got a split lip and a badly bruised nose. It was worth the pain!
Fact: I had 'vampire fangs' for 1 year & they corrected themselves without braces! Thank goodness!
My brothers bring out the photos for blackmailing purposes! lol
lmaoo Ness im a pro at blackmailing
well darling yummy.. paint my mails black… if ur sooo good in it, cuz i dont get any mails in black any more
lmaoo Ness im a pro at blackmailing
You know YeMizz, me heard dat bout u! lol
oh man…lol
well darling yummy.. paint my mails black… if ur sooo good in it, cuz i dont get any mails in black any more
Oh dear baqz, that sounds like a joke for the dictionary of LAME!
you tell himmmm lardki!!!
lol! i thought the same thing
LOL we have such gr8 minds =D
Mutual admiration society. Lmao! Hello Tayba ji, where have you been hiding, O great mind!
Ah man, thanks for the nice sip of FUNNY for my day.
Even this is better than a nice sip of coffee … or Bollywood as oreo brought up
Ha
Dear Tabz….
Yahan ke mahooool ka asar hai…. what more i can say
Senior ji that is the funnyest pran k i have heard of in a while,
But i got a better one. IN 2 weeks me and two of my best friends are going to Vegas so i'm rally mad at my guy best friend and the prank is.
We are gonna get him drunk out of his weets untill he has no idea whats going on and hire a transexual to wake up next to him with a fake marriage licence so he will think that he got married to the Transexual hehehehehehehe
Yems i love blackmailing to but i don't i love revenge more its more sweeter
Yems i love blackmailing to but i don't i love revenge more its more sweeter
lolll that sounds oh so evil!
'…but aren't we all evil or nuts sometimes…'
I don't know about evil, but nuts? We sure have quite a diverse collection of nuts: the twitchers, the starers, the pranksters, the roti-rollerers, the head-rippers, and the like. Sheesh! I know someone is going to call this lame. I can almost sense it coming.
Old MacDonald had a twitch…Ee-yaw Ee-yaw OUCH!
Oye Baqz : Howdy there partner!
Oh Marine..not funny thats mad messed up what you gonna do to your friend … that prank is not like a lil prank..thats like….. attempting to give the poor guy a heart attack
Senor Jalapeno Ji Sir Ji ! Nope, that wasnt lame, actually it made me smile. I have to ask though : who are the roti-rollers (this must be alisha) and the head-rippers (oh man, who could this be lol ) ?
Senior ji lmao i see that you have named many of our members hehehehe. So which ones who i l=would love to know.
Kavs i'm trying to give him a heart attac and colect his life insurance hehehe oh by the way its Vishal who i'm doing the pranks on hehehehehe
Fact: Vishal is a cutie!
2nd dat, Vishal is a cutie …
damn, hes finally getting married huh lol
well me thinks dat prank is jus r8 mara..wud have done the same
had I the time ..tell us hw it goes
can imagine da poor guys response…nxt mornin hahahaha
ME: Give me some facts about me
Ninja: Facts?
Me: Yes (see how I gotta repeat myself? SHe's soooo slow!)
Ninja: 1.) You talk too much
2.) You're sweet
3.) You're trustworthy
4.) You're beautiful, inside and out (ME: Pssshhh! I don't want that. Ninja:*laughs* put it! It's my opinion)
5.) You're kind, like you know, you can get mad, but you chill hella easily. Like you're kind hearted (like. hehe)
later………
Ninja: What time is Maghrib? Rani, tell me. (She didn't say my real name, she said RANI – lol)
Facts from me:
1. I get irritated very easily
2. I don't like my laugh (Ninja's little sister said I laugh like a witch. ] Actually, I do like my laugh. Ninja: I like your laugh too, except your evil laugh is scary.)
3. I love to eat
4. I love my friends
5. People hekka annoy me, but I don't really hate anybody.
6. I love my sister.
7. I have a bad memory
lol! Ninjaaa! I just remembered Appa! “You're forcing her to like you!” Is that what she said? lmaoooo….what a woman, she is hekka funny!
ME: Give me some facts about me
Ninja: Facts?
Me: Yes (see how I gotta repeat myself? SHe's soooo slow!)
Ninja: 1.) You talk too much
2.) You're sweet
3.) You're trustworthy
4.) You're beautiful, inside and out (ME: Pssshhh! I don't want that. Ninja:*laughs* put it! It's my opinion)
5.) You're kind, like you know, you can get mad, but you chill hella easily. Like you're kind hearted (like. hehe)
later………
Ninja: What time is Maghrib? Rani, tell me. (She didn't say my real name, she said RANI – lol)
LMAO, IM NOT SLOW WTHECK…NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME BELIEVE IM SLOW…
Your friends love you too bum
lol! Ninjaaa! I just remembered Appa! “You're forcing her to like you!” Is that what she said? lmaoooo….what a woman, she is hekka funny!
ROFLROFLMBO!!!!!!!!! Appa cracks me up!! and she ignores us and tells us we're boring! LOL oooooh wooorddddddddd! yeah Rani, YOU FORCE ME TO LIKE YOU :@ stop it okay stoppppp eeeeeet!
**smiles** @ u 2
facts about me:
1) people say im too nice
2) the smallest things frustrate me
3) the thing i hate most is when people you've done so much for don't show a bit of appreciation
4) I'm lazy, but i have no time to laze around
5) My siblings are my #1 pain, but I love them with all my heart.
6) Rani says I talk weird
7) I love school
Ahem! Sit back (put away kitchen based weapons of assault), relax and read the difference. Lmao. My take on the facts about you.
Re. 1. I am one of the people.
Re. 2. You are not alone.
Re. 3. See Re. 2.
Re. 4. Join the club. It's quite an exhilarating feeling isn't it?
Re. 5. Re-read Re. 2 and Re. 3.
Re. 6. I know you are my friend, but I'm afraid I have to agree with Rani ji on this or else I may never get that invite (Rani ji, I sure hope you are reading this or else this is a major waste of sucking up).
Re. 7. Of course you do. Why else would you want us to choose between Physics and Chemistry? (Insert four letter word starting with G and ending with K).
Excuse me! Ninja does not talk weird, you just comprehend weirdly, got it? get it. good. You're the one who talks weird, with your fancy smancy words to your oh so annoying double space. Weird is written all over it. So don't go telling Ninja that she talks weird. The only person that can tell ninja that she talks weird is ME…and maybe Tayba…and Oreo ji. Thank you.
(Ninja, you still talk weird.)
Ninja, you see this right? Now tell me you don't have strange friends. Sheesh! I feel like I've been forced into a kinder class with teacher Rani ji and made to stand in the corner facing the wall.
rani just read ur email, can I call now? my voice sounds all bad tho cuz of my cold lol. lemme knw!
Tayba, imma sign off right now, so call, woman!
Ninja, you see this right? Now tell me you don't have strange friends. Sheesh! I feel like I've been forced into a kinder class with teacher Rani ji and made to stand in the corner facing the wall.
…. and may I just say…… LOOOOOOOOOL. That totally cracked me up!
The only person that can tell ninja that she talks weird is ME…and maybe Tayba…and Oreo ji. Thank you.
(Ninja, you still talk weird.)
*smacks Rani again* JERK, YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS EDITING TO DO
Ninja, you see this right? Now tell me you don't have strange friends. Sheesh! I feel like I've been forced into a kinder class with teacher Rani ji and made to stand in the corner facing the wall.
at least these strange friends, have my back, senor ji
Rani- I love you.& you're still deaf
Yeah, they may have your back but I would never turn my back on any of you roti-roller wielding wierdos. Lmao.
hahaha, how kind of you.
Ninja, you see this right? Now tell me you don't have strange friends. Sheesh! I feel like I've been forced into a kinder class with teacher Rani ji and made to stand in the corner facing the wall.
LMAO! I missed this cuz I was so excited to talk to Tayba on the phone after such a long time! aaah, funny guy!
Rani- I love you.& you're still deaf
Inshallah, hamesha…
Pssshhh! I ain't deaf! You just can't talk right!
Inshallah, hamesha…
Pssshhh! I ain't deaf! You just can't talk right!
AMEENNN!! =D I Love you.
i just got an unexpected call and the lady started dissing out my ppl LMAO I WAS LIKE SHUT UP! HOKAY! I need to tell you this!
More facts:
*Am a late starter.
*I like savoring my food, my time, just about anything, L I F E yet at the same time I am extremely impatient.
*My mind never stops thinking, its like theres a zillion and one thoughts fighting each other to be the first to appear in Scarry’s world
*I hate seeing my family/friends/colleagues/people upset.
*I love learning learning learning…anything and everything teaches me something
*Am extremely temperamental, have awfully lekker LOL mood swings..
*Although I am yr average what u see, is what u get woman, having funny moods, one never really knows wat to expect nextJ and yeah me thinks it’s a bad thing..am not predictable at all…
*I don’t think anyone in this whole universe will ever be able to understand me, and dats sad coz am not DAT difficult hahahaa,, just slightly overly difficult hahaha
*I truly don’t have a sense of humor, lol …am just crazeeeeliciously full of pranks and nonsense..
*I don’t smile often, but when I laugh, I cant stop..freaky..and talking about laughs, I don’t laugh half heartedly…
*I cant live for long periods without my family, this used to be a fact but I think 6 ½ months alone and far away deserves an award of achievement…
* am a procrastinator yet in the same sentence I am spontaneous
*I believe that by working hard and smart one feels like they have achieved something..
* I don’t like people or crowds much, am antisocial however this statement will be laughed at till eternity knocks at ones door coz everyone who thinks they know me thinks I am a social-holic type of person…
* I love sleeping as much as I love not wasting sooo much of ** life** time on sleep and trying to make the most of every minute of my life.
*Am an extremely confuscious soul… I truly don’t want to love, wait, I don’t want love in my life but don’t feel there’s anything wrong in loving and at the same time, I become really cold when someone walks into my life offe
Dii, that was alot.
Me love you toooooo
One of my infamous words…
theyr the last for the road
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
am goin to miss u alll
and dats a damn FACT….
alieeee your username has become anonymous. I guess you blocked your account then! =[
Yes, she asked Mukesh to block her account.
i just got an unexpected call and the lady started dissing out my ppl LMAO I WAS LIKE SHUT UP! HOKAY! I need to tell you this!
OHMYALLAH! I was hekka pissed when you told me about it! I seriously hate it when people are racist…It pisses me off hekka much….grrr…That lady is HEKKA annoying! She gets on my LAST NERVES! I can't stand her…and she knows it too! lol. I can't believe she told you that she'll hang out with you in Great America for the Muslim Unity day thing…If she's hanging out with you…BYE! lol
OHMYALLAH! I was hekka pissed when you told me about it! I seriously hate it when people are racist…It pisses me off hekka much….grrr…That lady is HEKKA annoying! She gets on my LAST NERVES! I can't stand her…and she knows it too! lol. I can't believe she told you that she'll hang out with you in Great America for the Muslim Unity day thing…If she's hanging out with you…BYE! lol
… you have got to love this girl! She reminds me a lot of Khushi – both have a sort of fierce personality when it comes to defending the things they love. Like big sister, like little sister I guess… sigh!
(By “this girl” it was RANI I meant.. which I'm sure you all knew anyway…)
Did you now? I couldn't tell. Hello stranger! Where have you been?
Fact: my migraines have been off the chart this month and it is only the 7th! Woah!!!!
aw Nessa I hope you feel better soon hunz. Chillax!
fact: my smile gets me out of a lot =D
Ranz – dont worry…dont let pple upset you ~ stay strong
Ness – heya…awwww i hope migranes stay off the charts for the whole month! take it light… stay stressless
Tabzz & Boo – heyaaa ya'll…what's cookin'?
Senor J – Speakin' a stranger >>> how you doing strangaaa'?
Fact about me:
I don't get scared easily! kthanks!
Ninja, yes, I kinda guessed that you are not of the sort that scares easy, but, question is, if others scare of you easily? No twitching. No twitching.
lmao well she doesn't scare me I find her funny =D
Ninja When you said you dont get scared easily… of what are you talking about?
Fact: I wholeheartedly believe this statement!
envisioning a small child! lmbo
Ninja When you said you dont get scared easily… of what are you talking about?
oh kavita. just in general. i know some people who are so paranoid you know? and I know they can't help it, but to me it's like c'mon nothing will happen to me if God doesn't want it to and vice versa. No matter what I do to protect myself or no matter what people will try to do to hurt me…we're weak…God is in control at all times. that's what I meant. a mere fact.
Ninja, yes, I kinda guessed that you are not of the sort that scares easy, but, question is, if others scare of you easily? No twitching. No twitching.
no one is scared of me…I'm a nice ninja
If you insist. Actually, I've known you to be nice but lately there's been all this talk about staring and twitching, I had to amend my appraisal. Can you blame me? Anyways, how have you been?
Fact: I wholeheartedly believe this statement!
lol -grins- .
If you insist. Actually, I've known you to be nice but lately there's been all this talk about staring and twitching, I had to amend my appraisal. Can you blame me? Anyways, how have you been?
haha! I'm alright, yourself?
im good, now that u are here
im good, now that u are here
Lmao I wish I had that emoticon here, ninja. You know the one, with the constant eyebrow raising in circular motions that makes you go 'ewwwwwww' rofl!!!
ROFLMAO!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
LOOL best emoticon of all time!!! =D
heck no…i dont like it all. but it makes me laugh =P and go eww at the same time.
Fact: I wholeheartedly believe this statement!
Ditto!
And that's a fact! lol!
im good, now that u are here
OHMYALLAH! I was hekka pissed when you told me about it! I seriously hate it when people are racist…It pisses me off hekka much….grrr…That lady is HEKKA annoying! She gets on my LAST NERVES! I can't stand her…and she knows it too! lol. I can't believe she told you that she'll hang out with you in Great America for the Muslim Unity day thing…If she's hanging out with you…BYE! lol
… you have got to love this girl! She reminds me a lot of Khushi – both have a sort of fierce personality when it comes to defending the things they love. Like big sister, like little sister I guess… sigh!
(By “this girl” it was RANI I meant.. which I'm sure you all knew anyway…)
awww! I just saw this! Made me smile sooo much! I wish I was comparable to Khushi dii…but you're insulting her personality by comparing me to her…I wish I had as beautiful a heart as she does…
OYE and what is wrong with your dil hun? You own a perfectly beautiful heart jaan. You leave me in awe! You're wonderful my angel. I love you.
Tayba – awwww! I love you oh so much! I just wish I felt I was worthy of your praise! Alhamdulillah for friends like you….you don't know how much that means to me, hunn… Thank you.
Remember? Dil…mera dil…hai dil…kab banjayega tere kaabil?
I don't know what I would do without you!
*can't stop smiling*
Ranz c'mon dont say that. Tayaba is right – you do have a beautiful heart.
Rani needs to chaat aaap.
OYE and what is wrong with your dil hun? You own a perfectly beautiful heart jaan. You leave me in awe! You're wonderful my angel. I love you.
Thank you dear.
Tayba – awwww! I love you oh so much! I just wish I felt I was worthy of your praise! Alhamdulillah for friends like you….you don't know how much that means to me, hunn… Thank you.
Remember? Dil…mera dil…hai dil…kab banjayega tere kaabil?
I don't know what I would do without you!
*can't stop smiling*
I love you too hunz. I am glad I made you smile! You are worthy of the praise jaan, and shut up with that song its stupid. You should be singing this one
Mere liye jo bana hai,
Sun leh jaha tu chupaa hai
Paana mujhe mushkil hai
Phoolo jaisa mera dil hai
SAMJHI!? | |
OYE and what is wrong with your dil hun? You own a perfectly beautiful heart jaan. You leave me in awe! You're wonderful my angel. I love you.
Thank you dear.
It is my pleasure
aww Boo, your new siggy is so sad . Man such a beautiful song tho! sigh..
Kavita – awww! now I know why I like you so much! lol.
Ninja – you sharaab! (sharaab means liquor in urdu, and when some fobs wanna say shut up, it sounds like sharaab! LMAO!)
Boo –
Mere liye jo bana hai,
Sun leh jaha tu chupaa hai
Paana mujhe mushkil hai
Phoolo jaisa mera dil hai
SAMJHI!? | |
awwwwwww! I love you oh so much, princess! *pulls tayba's cheeks* and just to let you know, I'm not that hard to please. samjhi? LOL! and oye! That song isn't stupid! It's very nice. lol
Rani- do you know what sharaab means in arabi…oh boy oh boy, oh no you didn't!
If I am correct, I think it means Drunk?? drunkard??
oh the fact thread…
uhmmm
I have had less than 4 hours sleep this entire week altogether, dat explains the reason my
body feels like its shaking..lol
Rani
Mama Pegasus – less than 4 hours of sleep for the whole week together? Holy fish buscuit! I wont be shaking..i'd be down by this time; Yeah you must be a strong one, a quite busy strong one.
holy biscuit lol
yeah gosh…its been a terrifying week ..
and will find its way into the weekend…for sure
its life right, we gotta do wat we gotta do
or we do wat we have to do??
lol…
Yup, we got to do what we got to do.
But take it light there alright? Hope you enjoy the rest of yr day and hope that this weekend brings you some relief and relaxation.
I got to go now. 'twas nice talking to you.
back at you
We do, what we can do, when we can do it.
'We do, what we can do, when we can do it.'
We do not do, what we can do, when we are to do it. We do, what we are not to do, when there are other things to do, that should be done.
My sides are splitting from laughter and my tongue is hurting from attempting to repeat this!
I dare you to say this 3 time fast! And be honest with the result please! lol
hmm I knw u were not speaking to me but gave it a try,
I speak fairly calmly so it sounded erhmmm normal i guess hahaha
a fact about me:
loves dancing to music on full volume, singing along off coz:)
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Knew dat!
Fact: I love sour pickle juice with hot sauce! *shivers*
Hmmmmm, let me steal SJ's methods & try this….
~i get irritated for the strangest reasons, not easily though…and when i do get irritated, I bounce back
fairly quickly….
~am moody too, but have been practising control 🙂
~If I am comfortable with u…well u WILL know..i will laugh, scream, get upset, then love, then shout an fight with u..
~ if u tell me to shut up?? about sumthing, anything?- no way in hell, ur gonna be sorry for even telling me to shut up..but then it will depend on my moods again.. …hahaha..but if its something personal..then I will…
~ am lazy too.. to an extent…am like a buzzeee beee..forever on the move..then I wanna just chilll…
Hey! Quit stealing woman! Intellectual property theft is a serious crime…well, would be a crime if I had any intellectual property…Lmao! so go ahead. Steal away. Now, my interpretation-commentary to Rani ji's self-revelatory five:
I get irritated very easily: Yes!
I'm moody: Please See Above.
If I'm comfortable with you , I'll talk a lot: See that with Tayba ji and Ninja ji, beginning to see that occasionally with the SIR.
If you tell me to shut up about something, I will: Oh? Well, no comment (In the interest of self-preservation).
I'm lazy: I would have to agree (from a safe erm higher distance). I've been begging for an invite forever and haven't seen one as of now. Tsk. Tsk.
Tayba ji, I need your super-saving. Hurry!
Yeah, I was referring to secrets. lol
And who is Sir?
Good boy.
haha. It's okay, I don't mind. I am lazy. *shrugs*
SIR: Stupid Idiotic Retard aka me. Sheesh! Do I have to remind you of your own inventions?
lol. SIR…haha…I didn't invent that, you did.
We have two things in common: the first and the last. I am told that I am very abrasive and insensitive. However, the easier we laugh, the easier and longer we live. The Bible says 'Do not let the sun go down on your wrath,' so cannot hold any grudges, which only serve to kill us fast. Bitterness someone said is like wanting someone else to die but drinking the poison yourself. Yikes!
Hmm…you don't seem to be so.
I am afraid, at work, I have to be. I work in a culture that believes in procrastination to be the rule rather than the exception. If I don't push, nothing gets done. So, I'm the big bad wolf. So be it. But, thank you for your kindness. What do you want for your birthday
lmao! My birthday? Sheesh. First of all, I wasn't really trying to be nice. Second, if I was, it wouldn't have been to get something in return.
Big bad wolf. pah! have you ever even read what you write all over this forum? Faaaar from big bad wolf material.
'I fall in love with fictional characters'
I've always had the biggest crush on Bess Gunther, the independent and determined heroine of F. Scott Fitzgerald's 'More than Just a House.'
'I want to travel the world'
Wonderful. If you haven't been yet, put Costa Rica, Maldives, Provence (FR), Czech Republic, Turkey and Nepal on your travel calendar. You will not regret being in any one of these places.
'I believe everything happens for a reason'
Yes. Sometimes the reason is known only to God and hidden from us. Therein lies the importance of our faith. As St. Thomas Aquinas says: To one with faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.' I do not understand why certain things happen in life, but trust God to be in control over everthing that happens in my life. So far, God has never failed me. Not once.
Nice, Tayba ji, very nice. Dreamer huh? Lol.
Tayba – we have a lot in common, hunn. especially about loving fictional characters! lol.
P.S.
I've always had the biggest crush on Bess Gunther, the independent and determined heroine of F. Scott Fitzgerald's 'More than Just a House.'
aww. For me its 'Landon Carter', the protagonist of Nicholas Spark's Novel, 'A Walk To Remember'. I'm also fast falling for 'Noah Calhoun' from another of Spark's novels 'The Notebook'. I also love Aladdin *sigh*.
Wonderful. If you haven't been yet, put Costa Rica, Maldives, Provence (FR), Czech Republic, Turkey and Nepal on your travel calendar. You will not regret being in any one of these places.
No, I haven't been to any of these places yet. I really want to visit the Maldives and Turkey though. One day maybe, God willing .
Yes. Sometimes the reason is known only to God and hidden from us. Therein lies the importance of our faith. As St. Thomas Aquinas says: To one with faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.' I do not understand why certain things happen in life, but trust God to be in control over everthing that happens in my life. So far, God has never failed me. Not once.
I agree. Same here. I trust He knows what is best for me… =)
Nice, Tayba ji, very nice. Dreamer huh? Lol.
I love to dream . I know what reality is though. Doesn't mean I can't dream though does it? Sigh.
Tayba – we have a lot in common, hunn. especially about loving fictional characters! lol.
cuz we're sistaz <3 and oh so cool . Oh yes, I have a list of many fictional characters that I just love. I think Harry Potter may be on my list soon .
about not being able to accept compliments, I have seen that!! You muppet!!!!!!! You should accept them!! Don't be so hard on yourself hunn! .
ME TOO! I'm a complete day dreamer. I'm always smiling, and people are like, “What's funny?” And i'm like, “Nothing.” lol. When my uncle came to visit us from London, he was like, “This girl thinks too much.” lol. “Sapne dekho, zaroor dekho, bas unki pure hone ki shart mat rakhna.” (Is that how it went?) I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this line from DDLJ… *sigh*
lol. Super cool. UGH! I don't know why people love Harry Potter. I read one chapter from one of the books, put it down, and never picked it up again! lol. I love the guy from Cathcer in the Rye. I forgot his name though. lol. And there are more, I just can't remember them now…
I think I get it from my mom.
lol.
LMAO! A bunny!??! HAHA! one day, Hayati was talking to me, she was telling me something serious, and I was just listening quietly, and she's like, “What happened to curious Rani?” (sentence sounds better with my real name. lol.)
shush it. I'm not hard on myself.
P.S.
can identify with above
as well
forgiving easily and being extremely curious
reading on the other hand…hahaha
on the top of my list…am a read a holic
AND a workaaaaholicccc
P.S.
Sounds 100% like me. But I was once told that I never accept them because I dont believe.
P.S.
Sounds 100% like me. But I was once told that I never accept them because I dont believe.
yeah it's like when i said
Kavita you're gorgeous hun
and you're like “don't say that pls”
I'm all thinking…I SAY IT WHEN I WANT TO SHOOT! IT'S TRUE
Rani – harry potter is of dee coolll. you shud give him a second chance! he rocks my socks!
fact:
fact:
Rain IS romantic. brit-head!
factum:
letzeeee now;
P.S.
Sounds 100% like me. But I was once told that I never accept them because I dont believe.
That's exactly why I don't accept compliments. But with me…It's kinda different. If a random person compliments me and I don't believe it, I still say “Thank you.” But if it's a close friend, I tend to say, “Yeah right.” Or “I wish.” But even then, I tend to just go with the “thanks” because I'm afraid I'll annoy them. Lol. Tons of friend get annoyed with me when I won't accept their compliments. They're like, “OMG! Will you shut up already!!??? If I say it, then I mean it!” and blah blah blah. lol. I love my friends so much and I appreciate their compliments. But it's hard to believe when it's not true… *shrugs* oh well.
And Kavita, you ARE pretty.
Rani – harry potter is of dee coolll. you shud give him a second chance! he rocks my socks!
Pah1 No thanks!
IT IS ROMANTIC! I LOVE LOVE LOVE RAIN! And RAINSTORMS!!!! *dreamy sigh* It's so beautiful…
blah to rani and another shut up. (to not accepting compliments) how about i start insulting you? eh? lol
yay to HARRY POTTER!
Hayati – You shut up! And yes sir, I can handle the insults, won't be anything new. *shrugs*
ahh yes storms are beautifully romantic… sigh…!! Man, someone slap me. I am in too much of a soppy mood today .
*smacks Tayba MSN style*
Rani- lmbo! that fastslapping dude? HILARIOUS. THATS MAH BUDDY
facts about me:
1. I'm extremely sensitive
2. It's hard for me to be rude even when defending myself
3. people say I'm too nice
4. I love ice cream cake
Rani- lmbo! that fastslapping dude? HILARIOUS. THATS MAH BUDDY lol! Yes, that cool dude!
facts about me:
1. I'm extremely sensitive *nods* me too.
2. It's hard for me to be rude even when defending myself *shakes head* me not. You need to open up ur mouth, woman!
3. people say I'm too nice I disagree! lol. ur always hitting me and dissing me out!
4. I love ice cream cake oh noooooo! U and ur ice cream cakeeeee! LMAO! It's yummy!
hi….i m new and that's a fact at the moment…
well, welcome to our world!
hi….i m new and that's a fact at the moment…
WELCOME
…………..
fact bout me
hate cold/warm coffee.. sigh
thanks yemenilicious…..nice meeting u….
and if u hv warm coffee, now days technology is so advance…u can always heat it up.
thanks yemenilicious…..nice meeting u….
and if u hv warm coffee, now days technology is so advance…u can always heat it up.
wudve never crossed my mind…thanks for the suggestion…however where I am @..we use open-fires to cook/heat/bake ..wateva…
let me rephrase…I dont like cold/warm …stale coffee…meaning coffee that is at least 30 minutes in a mug..dat to me is stale
sigh….
than i suggest u sit near the fire or burner all day long….simple.
lol….wait lmao…
thanks…
welcome newbie.
Rani- lmbo! that fastslapping dude? HILARIOUS. THATS MAH BUDDY lol! Yes, that cool dude!
facts about me:
1. I'm extremely sensitive *nods* me too.
2. It's hard for me to be rude even when defending myself *shakes head* me not. You need to open up ur mouth, woman!
3. people say I'm too nice I disagree! lol. ur always hitting me and dissing me out!
4. I love ice cream cake oh noooooo! U and ur ice cream cakeeeee! LMAO! It's yummy!
LOLLLLLLL “u and ur ice cream cake!”
i diss you out cos thats what friends do, duh
Rani- lmbo! that fastslapping dude? HILARIOUS. THATS MAH BUDDY lol! Yes, that cool dude!
facts about me:
1. I'm extremely sensitive *nods* me too.
2. It's hard for me to be rude even when defending myself *shakes head* me not. You need to open up ur mouth, woman!
3. people say I'm too nice I disagree! lol. ur always hitting me and dissing me out!
4. I love ice cream cake oh noooooo! U and ur ice cream cakeeeee! LMAO! It's yummy!
LOLLLLLLL “u and ur ice cream cake!”
i diss you out cos thats what friends do, duh
welcome newbie.
hey Ness..how r u??
xxxxxxxxxxxx
fact about me
i ate a tub of lemon cheescake last night all by myself..
me feels aarghhhh….but it was worth the extra pounds am bound to gain 🙂
Yeah yeah.
lol.
Yeah yeah.
lol.
yeah jerk
those are two things I love about you Rani
it cracks me up how you're like “NO!” and then as soon as someone begs, you're like “okay okay”. sorta like me rofl
Lol, what really annoys me, is when the recipient of a conversation gets my name incorrect, after many attempts at correction.
ME: Alishia
Person asking my name: anisha?? Anisa?? Arisha?? Felicia?? Last one is the worse
These are just some of the names I am called by people who have hearing problems…or maybe its my having speech problems??
Lol
Maybe its both. Lol.
Yeah yeah.
lol.
yeah jerk
those are two things I love about you Rani
it cracks me up how you're like “NO!” and then as soon as someone begs, you're like “okay okay”. sorta like me rofl
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *pulls ninja's cheek* LOL! Am I really like that? I didn't know that! lol. I meant that I'm easily persuaded when I WANT to be persuaded, when I don't mind being persuaded. But I'm hekka stubborn when I hekka believe in something, and I stick to it like glue. lol.
why you gonna pull my cheek jerk! don't touch me
roflmbo, just kidding. I miss you!! dude duuuuude you know what I miss most? I miss how you always undid my hijab at masjid. lol although it hurts me! jerk! I have a mark there, just LIKE YOU, I have delicate skin, hokay! thanks. but I still miss you
okay imma stop being mushy. sheesh! you're rubbing off on me Rani!
& it is true, you are very very very stubborn when it comes to something you believe in. I love it.
You two should be locked up in a small room with no water or food. Your conversations should be recorded and sold. I would make good money if I could pull that off. Now, if not for the twitching ninja and the violent hobbit…
You two should be locked up in a small room with no water or food. Your conversations should be recorded and sold. I would make good money if I could pull that off. Now, if not for the twitching ninja and the violent hobbit…
ROFLMBO! yeah you wish you could use us like that. psht, in your dreams! ONLY WE can make money out of our stupidity. kthanks!
Hey, that ain't a bad idea you know? I could be your investing partner and provide you the room and subsequent starvation, and you could provide the riveting dialogue replete with insults, barbed remarks and hilarious put-you-downs. We split the profit 40-40-20. Forty for you and I, and 20 for Rani ji (She is small. She doesn't need much). Lmao! I'm safe until she logs on and then I'd better hide.
Hey, that ain't a bad idea you know? I could be your investing partner and provide you the room and subsequent starvation, and you could provide the riveting dialogue replete with insults, barbed remarks and hilarious put-you-downs. We split the profit 40-40-20. Forty for you and I, and 20 for Rani ji (She is small. She doesn't need much). Lmao! I'm safe until she logs on and then I'd better hide.
PSHT! I'm shorter than Rani you know, and I sure aint getting the 20 percent! AND PSHT (AGAIN) I repeat… ONLY WE (i.e. RANI AND I) can profit from OUR STUPIDITY! wtheck! go record yourself and try that, perhaps we can compete
You are shorter than Rani? Lmao! I always imagined you to be tall. Awright, awright, since it was my idea, could I at least have a small cut…No No! No No! Not with a knife or a sword or anything like that, I meant a portion of the profit…please! Who would want to listen to me? I am not good with insults Lmao!
You are shorter than Rani? Lmao! I always imagined you to be tall. Awright, awright, since it was my idea, could I at least have a small cut…No No! No No! Not with a knife or a sword or anything like that, I meant a portion of the profit…please! Who would want to listen to me? I am not good with insults Lmao!
lmao…nope, nothing for you. sorry dude.
its a 50/50 btwn me and Rani…thank you. wishing you all the best sir.
Its Ramadhan. Aren't you supposed to be extra generous? What happened? Lol!
well…i'll be extra generous when it's finally here. I'm still practicing for that.
so i guess you have to wait.
I have a brilliant idea! You could start early and practice charity ahead of Ramadhan so it would be easier to do more during Ramadhan. I only need a Jaguar…maybe a BMW so I could compare the both. Please? I promise I will not ask anything else. Except maybe a Porsche…just in case the Jag and the Beemer start picking a fight with each other the Porsche could mediate peace between them.
I have a brilliant idea! You could start early and practice charity ahead of Ramadhan so it would be easier to do more during Ramadhan. I only need a Jaguar…maybe a BMW so I could compare the both. Please? I promise I will not ask anything else. Except maybe a Porsche…just in case the Jag and the Beemer start picking a fight with each other the Porsche could mediate peace between them.
LMBOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ohmydayz, if only you knew…how broke I am. remember, princess promised you the car you're mistaken, it wasn't me!
Awright sheesh! Here is another plan. You convince Tayba ji to buy me the three cars. I will sell one of them and buy a second hand Toyota. I will repaint it with BMW Silver and buy fake logos on E-bay and super glue them to the front and the back. I will record the sound of a Beemer on the highway doing 180 and play it in the Toyota when I'm doing 100 and confuse people. The money I save between the Beemer and the Toyota, I will split with you 50.1/49.9 (Hey, its my plan Lmao). How does this sound? Now, hope Tayba ji doesnt read this.
Buuoooy! Oh no you di’nt! Imma smack you upside da head if you diss out my height one more time, you idiotic budha! And even if I was a midget, I could still take you! My law enforcement teacher (who was once a cop) said, “Have you ever fought with a midget? They’re ridiculously strong. They’re gonna get you down.” So you better watch it. Ninja – Thanks for the love, missy. LMAO! I hurt you?!?!? Awwww, I’m so sorry, habeebi. I’ll be more careful next time.
lol you're welcome.
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Vertically challenged citizens of the world! I offer you, Rani, your champion. Applause! Applause!
Lutins d'attention d'attention du monde. Voyez ! Votre champion, l'indomptable, claquent chacun amont dans la tête, Rani ! Grêle ! Grêle !
Habitantes minúsculos de la atención de la atención del planeta. Le presento Rani, su campeón. ¡Aplauda! ¡Aplauda
There! I hope that serves as a warning to normal erm I meant taller folk and the little ones! Lmao! You can't smack a Budha. It's not allowed. Lol!
when you diss rani…she doesn't really care about what's allowed and what's not.
I couldn't help but guffaw after reading this jewel! lmao
Oh ji, u're in for it now!
when you diss rani…she doesn't really care about what's allowed and what's not.
THANK YOU! So Senor Budha, you ain't getting any privileges just cuz ur the budha of the forum.
Nessa – ah shush it!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Habeebi, you made my day even better!!! I don't know how I missed replying to this! lol. But i'll do it now. hehe.
I remember how annoyed you would get every time I did that! lol! I miss you tooooo!
I tend to have that effect on people.
awwwwww! I remember how much I used to annoy Appa H with all my questions and protests! lol! When she was telling us that one story about the angels, I'm all thinking, “this doesn't make sense.” And every time I try to tell her, she would ignore me! LMAO! And it ended up that I was right! HA. Nobody listens to me….but they have to eventually! lol.
Awright sheesh! Here is another plan. You convince Tayba ji to buy me the three cars. I will sell one of them and buy a second hand Toyota. I will repaint it with BMW Silver and buy fake logos on E-bay and super glue them to the front and the back. I will record the sound of a Beemer on the highway doing 180 and play it in the Toyota when I'm doing 100 and confuse people. The money I save between the Beemer and the Toyota, I will split with you 50.1/49.9 (Hey, its my plan Lmao). How does this sound? Now, hope Tayba ji doesnt read this.
Sorry, I am not gonna buy you a car, when I could buy me a car .
oh I just read you wanted three cars.
Well, in the words of my dad, when I asked him for a car:
“Go whistle in the wind”.
ROFL!! .
Lmao! I always whistle when I work and drive everyone around me crazy. One of the questions HR should ask a person when they apply to be my staff is 'Does incessant whistling annoy you?' When the person answers 'Yes' they should assign them to someone else. I will ask you again when Ramadhan begins. And if I may ask, why the hades would you need a car huh? You fly don't you. Give the car to people who don't dang it. Sheesh! Superhuman abilities but erm subhuman brains! Lmao!
Ok Senor…. ssshhh don't tell Tayba… But this is my car… and yes, you may borrow it for one week (you lucky bugger… usually I lend it to people for only half a day… one day if I really like them. Or if they're paying me a lot of money.. and I'm giving it to you one week, for free.. be grateful, I say.)
Please drive when fully dressed (or at least… uhm uhm… enough such that the bases of the seats are not… moist, let's just say. )… and return it back in the condition it was in when it first reached your hands (tippp top, of course..).
You may drive it as fast as you want. But please mind the innocent souls crossing the road in front of you.. I do sympathise with them.
And one more thing – tell Tayba, and she'll snatch the car off you… me thinks she will hide it in her hijaab-cape… so be careful!!
Und ja… noticed the 'Deutschland' car plate? (World Cup memories… ahhhhhh!)
Hard to hide anything from Tayba you know? She has a couple of dimunitive kindred spirits Lmao! But, I promise you, car will be returned in the same condition as I have received it. If you see my soul stuck on the front grille, disregard it please. It could not help but cleave to it. My kingdom oh wait, Rani's kingdom for a Jaguar. Deliver it to the Budha's address please!
fact:
dat car doesnt appeal to me at all
sigh
Oye! Why are you dissin my dream car huh? What did the car ever do to you? Lmao! Pick your own car and do whatever you wish with it. Lmao! Jaguar XF Yum Yum Yum!
Oye!
Oye BACK!!
Why are you dissin my dream car huh?
Cuz I can… an I did
What did the car ever do to you?
y dntya ask the car…
Lmao!
crazeee fella..lmao
Pick your own car and do whatever you wish with it.
I jus did…
Lmao! Jaguar XF Yum Yum Yum!
more like yuk yuk …yukkkity yuk!! there sounds better
Lmao! You're a total nut. Not to mention a brat. Did I say Brat? Yup! Brat.
FACT: Me is eating my mums food toniteJ well if my appetite returns L
Who wants to join us for supper??
My baby is coming over to spend a quick few days before fasting J with moi
Am looking forward to thatJ
Very smooth! Side stepped the brat part. Awright we bury the hatchet but just for tonight. I wanna get me some home-cooked supper, Lol! Bon appetit Alie.
…. yes you go to scarryz house for dinner. While you're inside, I plan to destroy the brakes in the car that Boo gave you. Happy driving
what there ain't no Whoever told you that Boo gave me a was just trying to lead you astray. Now, lay of my brakes and come in to have a nice supper. Alie's mom cooked (Thank God).
Lol Firstly – what do u mean thank God! I'm sure Alie can cook great food too!
and secondly – u idiot
what there ain't no Whoever told you that Boo gave me a was just trying to lead you astray. Now, lay of my brakes and come in to have a nice supper. Alie's mom cooked (Thank God).
Thanks for confirming it is your car!
Aww such unnatrual kindness and tempered speech and all even ahead of Ramadhan. Lmao! Erm Sir, I say Sir! Tayba's father! Sir, your daughter needs you in her room please. Hurry.
Lol Firstly – what do u mean thank God! I'm sure Alie can cook great food too!
can always count on ye for having my back yaar..dankie
Sheesh! Girls watching each others back. How noble.
Aww such unnatrual kindness and tempered speech and all even ahead of Ramadhan. Lmao! Erm Sir, I say Sir! Tayba's father! Sir, your daughter needs you in her room please. Hurry.
Ramadhan is tomorrow buddy, not today! I am getting it all out of my system =D and my dad is currently at work and has no wind of my unnatural kindness! lol.
Alie – no problemoo!
Im going to save all my taunts for tomorrow 😀
So what! I can still answer you back without using any name calling!
But where is the fun in that eh Tayba ji?
Okay so how about I give you a list of insulting names to refer to during Ramadan. So when you're being an ass I'll say: Refer to number 10. And when you're being a fish, I'll say refer to number 28. Yes from the numbers you can see how many names we can come up with for you =D.
Sounds like a plan, Smartiepants.
Hard to hide anything from Tayba you know? She has a couple of dimunitive kindred spirits Lmao! But, I promise you, car will be returned in the same condition as I have received it. If you see my soul stuck on the front grille, disregard it please. It could not help but cleave to it. My kingdom oh wait, Rani's kingdom for a Jaguar. Deliver it to the Budha's address please!
I have a kingdom? where is my Raja? *sulks* What good is a kingdom if I can't share it with Raja ji?
Oye! Why are you dissin my dream car huh? What did the car ever do to you? Lmao! Pick your own car and do whatever you wish with it. Lmao! Jaguar XF Yum Yum Yum!
wah wah, I see you're stealing my words, you stinky besharam chor!
Sheesh! Girls watching each others back. How noble.
This reminds me of a story. one day, at the Masjid, my twin's friend went to the daaba to get something, and these two guys started following him. And our Masjid is in a very bad neighborhood, so my twin and his other buddies decided to follow them cuz they thought their buddy was in trouble and needed help. When they got there, they realized that all three guys were buddies. So the two guys that were following my twin's bro said, “aw, man! Just cuz we is black you think we was gonna beat 'em up?” LOL! And my twin and the other buddies were like, “Naw, cuz. We was just tryna watch out for him.” lol. And they all laughed about it and the two guys said, “it's nice to know his friends got his back” lol. it was funny.
Im going to save all my taunts for tomorrow 😀
oh s h i t. I just realized I can't be mean to him during Ramadhan!
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I have a kingdom? where is my Raja? *sulks* What good is a kingdom if I can't share it with Raja ji?
Oye! (Stinky besharam chor! it is Lmao!) you are a 7-year old with a Witchy Laugh. You do not need a Raja yet. Grow up. I mean not just grow taller…did Ramadhan start already? If not, I so in twubul…
fact: I cant fast
I have a kingdom? where is my Raja? *sulks* What good is a kingdom if I can't share it with Raja ji?
Oye! (Stinky besharam chor! it is Lmao!) you are a 7-year old with a Witchy Laugh. You do not need a Raja yet. Grow up. I mean not just grow taller…did Ramadhan start already? If not, I so in twubul…
lol. Ramadhan has started. I'm sooooooooooo happy! And don't use my stories on me, I'm old enough for a Raja, thank you very much.
Scarry – awww. It's okay hunn. You'll be able to start soon enough.