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OK WHAT DOES KIWI HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
I came here thinking someone was giving out KIWIS
Doowyllob replies
Kiwis whilst sought after world-wide are highly prized and well protected
Anyways try this joke:
Four Irishmen touring New Zealand
==================PART ONE==================
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section.
Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat's dem.”
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
“Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere,”says Gerry, “Put dem in a peeper bag.”
The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hill and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
“Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?” says Gerry.
He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, “Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me.”
==================PART TWO==================
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
“Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,” Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off.
Seamus continues to plummet until there is a 'SPLAT'!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, “An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider.”
==================PART THREE=================
A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head –
“Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin' hen gliding..”Quote:was supposed to do this on Saturday but didnt have the energy to bother keeping my date
worked until 5am that morning, went home – had a bath..rushed off to have a well deserved massage instead..returned home and fell asleep but will take yr word that the adrenalin rush is worth it.!!!!
In fact have already arranged to celebrate my 1st year of complete independance doing just that
BUNGEE JUMPING..ie on the 6 Jan 08 so if u guys dnt hear from me thereafter
I have either
1. fainted during the fall and stangled myself in the process
2.forgot to secure my attachments thingys, which also killed me
ps: Dow Jones, u need to use the Say something Random thread for random posts like this
U are mucking up and using space unnecessarily by creating threads that are gonna go wasted!!!!
soooo pls refrain from creating more new threads unless its something totally newsworthy and catchy and will have ppl responding to them ok:)
Doowyllob
its completely safe and comes easy after the first jump. They do ensure you are well secured. Just tell em you met AJ in Auckland(AJ Hackett)
http://ajhackett.com/jumpstart/
As for the adrenalin rush – yep worth every cent. Its absolutlely incredible. In fact since last mention in the form I have decided to jump the Auckland Skytower Bungy very soon. The skytower is the tallest manmade structure in the southern hemisphere. A pic below. Spew out that New Year Krug. That reminds me of Oscar Wildes words tagged below. So true. So unpracticed.
Where will you be bungy jumping?
NZ Sheep
Great for pets
better for Din Din
Open fire spit roasted whole lamb – mmmmmmmmmmyummyeeeeee
The skytower above.
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wow Dow Jones
wat beeeg erhmmm **mouth**lips**?? u have…
lmao
Dats me thru and thru.
Have a read of dis
An Aussie, Kiwi and an Indian…
A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life.But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: “It's my first wife's birthday today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”
So the Indian guy thought for a while and then said:” Please be tieing a pillow to my back.” This was done but the pillow only lasted10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Australian, watching the scene, said: “Please fix two pillows on my back”. But even two
pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again.Before the Kiwi could say something, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “As you are from a popular country, and your rugby team are terrific, and your women beautiful you can have two wishes!”.
“Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness”, The Kiwi replies. “My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes.”
“If you so desire”, the Sheik replies with a questioning look on his face, “and your second wish?”
“Tie the Aussie to my back”, the Kiwi answers.
eh eh eh
Quote:D: Thanks for understanding.
they are not made up they are real lol.
They are not nice guys but unfortunately they are real heheheheheheheheheh
Understanding is my middle name.
“—-Every human has the right to be human, the right to lean on their cognitive, emotional and volitional thought, the right to eke out that which is important to them, the right to be human
.”Quote by Nat. An extract from a debate in the Australasian debate competition.
Thanks for placing my mind at ease.
I was wondering what some of the hindi writings are about in the NZ thread. Ones that followed after your message to me. Would it be at all possible for you to briefly translate the same to me??
Happy new year. I dont know whether you guys follow the 01st Jan or Diwali asd the new year. I get stuck into both.
Enjoy the following pics (somewhat different from the last couple ay?
Quote:Yay!! You did!
By the way, What does KIA ORA mean? I see you write it alot …
I wish you would tell which language you speak..?
Dii I s right also…..new comers…. we really have no expectaions of them…come and be yourself..whoever you are..we have to accept and deal with it …. this is our little home though..soooooooo….. having more members..is a cool thing
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GO ON THE FOLLOWING URL FOR YOUTUBE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8
KIA ORA MEANS
Kia ora is a Maori language greeting which has entered New Zealand English. It means literally “be well/healthy” and may also be regarded in a more formal sense as a traditional greeting of “Good health.” It is used for both “Hello” and “goodbye” and as a general exhortation or acknowledgement when listening and responding to a public speaker. It is a popular phrase, and has also given its name to a number of businesses, from hotels to a well known concentrated orange soft drink which is available internationally.
The word Maori refers to the indigenous Polynesian peoples of New Zealand, and to their language.
Wanna know more go to::
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ori
http://history-nz.org/discovery2.html
AS FOR WHICH LANGUAGE I SPEAK – ENGLISH – I AM AN INDIAN FROM INDIA – I DO NOT SPEAK MUCH (NOT AT ALL ACTUALLY)
INDIAN. REASON? MY ANCESTORS MIGRATED TO NZ BACK IN 1890 YEP 1890. HOWEVER SOME MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY MIGRATED TO THE USA MAINLY BACK IN THE 1960s AND SINCE THERE HAS BEEN A SLOW BUT STEADY STREAM OF MIGRATION INTO THE USA IN THE 1970s THE 1980s AND THE 1990s (ALL KIWIs). THEN AGAIN SOME HAVE MIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA. WE SHY AWAY FROM ENGLAND. WE STILL HAVE FAMILY IN INDIA. AND THOSE WHO MANY MOONS AGO MIGRATED DIRECT FROM INDIA TO ENGLAND AND AFRICA. LATER, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS THOSE IN AFRICA ENDED UP IN NZ OR THE USA OR ENGLAND.
ENGLISH IS THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE
NOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I HAVE A DESIRE TO LEARN TO SPEAK INDIAN!
A KIWI IS ANOTHER NAME OF SOMEONE WHO IS NEW ZEALANDER IRRESPECTIVE OF RACE
AS FOR THE STRANGE LANGUAGE SUCH AS KIA ORA WELL THERES A FEW WORDS AND PHRASES I KNOW OF THE MAORI LANGUAGE AND THATS THE EXTENT OF IT.
Currently indians are migrated to NZ by the masses. A huge change for the likes of my family to see so many itchybums around the place. Its good though because now theres all the common Indian customary shops etc.
As for our lifestyle here in NZ well its very unique – nothing like it anywhere else in the world.
Nat
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SUMONE HAS STOLEN MY MUG
just sooooooooooo bludy not funnnnnnnyits one of my fav mugs dat I got on holi….hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppphhhh
am soooooooooo gonna murder someone
dammit
YUK…nw am wondering who is using my mug …**shivers***yuk yuk yuk
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