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wow Dow Jones
wat beeeg erhmmm **mouth**lips**?? u have…
lmao
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OK WHAT DOES KIWI HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
I came here thinking someone was giving out KIWIS
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I wish i can smack you upside the head lol. I miss Madhu dhough
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I wish i can smack you upside the head lol. I miss Madhu dhough
lmao
upside the head….
dis i remember – lol
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wow Dow Jones
wat beeeg erhmmm **mouth**lips**?? u have…
lmao
Dats me thru and thru.
Have a read of dis
An Aussie, Kiwi and an Indian…
A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life.But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: “It's my first wife's birthday today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”
So the Indian guy thought for a while and then said:” Please be tieing a pillow to my back.” This was done but the pillow only lasted10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Australian, watching the scene, said: “Please fix two pillows on my back”. But even two
pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again.Before the Kiwi could say something, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “As you are from a popular country, and your rugby team are terrific, and your women beautiful you can have two wishes!”.
“Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness”, The Kiwi replies. “My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes.”
“If you so desire”, the Sheik replies with a questioning look on his face, “and your second wish?”
“Tie the Aussie to my back”, the Kiwi answers.
eh eh eh
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OK WHAT DOES KIWI HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
I came here thinking someone was giving out KIWIS
Doowyllob replies
Kiwis whilst sought after world-wide are highly prized and well protected
Anyways try this joke:
Four Irishmen touring New Zealand
==================PART ONE==================
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section.
Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat's dem.”
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
“Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere,”says Gerry, “Put dem in a peeper bag.”
The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hill and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
“Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?” says Gerry.
He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, “Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me.”
==================PART TWO==================
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
“Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,” Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off.
Seamus continues to plummet until there is a 'SPLAT'!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, “An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider.”
==================PART THREE=================
A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head –
“Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin' hen gliding..” -
Doowy .. what animal is this?? It has to be a bird..! But it looks like it has fur! Strange…and…'kiwi' ? What..is the name of this animal..Kiwi? Hehe..let me know!!
Marine *waves* good to see you back..!! BUT Di! How dare yeh invite marine alone! And not invite ya'll lil sister
Tsk Tsk TSK…what shall yer punishment be? Gotta think real hard on this one ..as my face is drenched with tears .. lolz..lemme stop But STILL !!!
Me wanna get some salad too especially made by dii…! oo yeah…especially since me gotta lose my tummy!!! Baqz — where did you shoot up from?????? Anyway… you come back after such a long time..just to speak in some other language..tsk tsk tsk ..is that how you say how much you miss us?
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Naw..had to flip it to annoy him … as a matter of fact… we dont miss you .. get that in your thick head
BTW, “Moti” … lolz….mayen….. you made me laugh so hard!!
Lol ..Marine..whats cookin ?!?!!? … Yeah 'course he came coz he was missing you…were you missing him too?
Maybe he put up his “oh so dreamy eyes” for you to be lost in a gaze *HAHA*
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