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OYE! Who you think you izz?!?! don't you dare go calling the things my beautiful habeebati does stupid! *Walks up to the buddha, grabs him by the shirt and pulls him to her kitchen. Shoves him onto the stove and fries him for Ninja. Once the buddha is done, places him onto a silver platter and takes him to Ninja.* “He's all yours. Do with him as you please.”

hmm, what should I do with him? should I get a fork and just have fun poking him, or should I should I just throw him in the trash can? no… I think I'll have more fun poking him…

LMAO

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I think someone's gonna die very soon…

and Rani… I think you know this someone very well.

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I AM NOT JEALOUS! lmao! because I don't know if where you live is nice or not

deep sigh! Buddhas!!

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Okay in that case, I'm not gonna share my stupidity here!

Tayba I'll tell you PRIVATELY!

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lmao Tayba. jerk, why the heck are you talking? He invited you!

As for Rani and I, we go wherever we want. shoot!

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Just today?

you lil buttwipe!!!

oh no he dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttt…………

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He didn't invite us though! eh, whatever, we don't need no invitation!

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LOL

Tayba… I did so many stupid things today, I can't even believe it

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Tayba, if you want to meet a lot of hot guys, you should come over here in the Summer. Plenty of hot guys (and just about everything else) around here.

ohhhhhhhhhh look, Tayba. You got an invitation from Senor.

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NO I KNOW LMAO!!! you shouldn't have repeated the “you lil buttwipe” part. DUH!!

it's good to see you too!

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he called himself a buttwipe! LMAO

and he said eish… that reminds me of scarry, where is she?!?!

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I happened to stop by Oreo ji's profile and wahhh…

today is his forum birthday!

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When I was younger, I often got nervous around beautiful women. There was this sister of a friend, who was off in college in the US that came back for the Summer. I had never seen her before and when I was introduced to her, I said: 'Hi, you pleasure me.' Gawd, I wanted to kill myself. Fortunately, she obviously has a hearing problem. She said: 'Its a pleasure to meet you too.' Whew!

LMAO……

HAHAHAHAH…….

*breathes*

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ok that depends.

is this person a guy

… LMAO! no, I mean it depends what kind of nervous.

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LMAO, Rani!

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We all have skeletons- some look like Herring stripped clean and others like a Brachiosaurus parked on your fancy rug in the living room- I got skeletons. I am not afraid of my skeletons. Trouble is the women that try to get to know me, keep looking for the closet. There ain't no closet. My skeletons live out in the open and I am unafraid of them. I wait for the woman who will love me not for the sparse sprinkling of good qualities I may have super-glue-grafted on to my character after peeling them off a cheap Self-help paperback I picked up at the used books shop. I wait for the woman who will love me for the weaknesses I am unafraid to show. Because, I know that it is not my 'qualities' that will keep my marriage from failing, but my woman's commitment to me in spite of the gargantuan gaps in my character, for she would know too, that is exactly how I feel.

Beautiful words….

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I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE FORCE ME TO DO CRAP!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrr!!

*screams*

………… *cries*

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LMAO!!!!!!!!! ok that cracked me up!

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sometimes I do sometimes I don't.

would you eat meat from cloned animals?

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