[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

I don't want to be your valentine cuz valentines day is for losers.

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But this one is funny.

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Oye buddhe!

You look pathetic sitting on a park bench wishing you could come back to the forum cuz you feel so lonely without us, so just get ur butt off the cold bench and go to the warm cafe and type in bollywoodlyrics.com/cs/forums and hit enter. You'll feel better, I pinky promise.

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lmao. I'm actually studying the Preamble in class. We watched a cartoon video to help us memorize it. We the ppl of the Us in order to form a more perfect union, ensure domestic tranquility…errmm…blah blah i forgot it. lmao ugh i gotta remember it for the test. i did it in the 8th grade why do they keep makig us re-do it!!? ohh..maybe cuz we keep forgetting lol. sheeeeeeesh.

I GET TO VOTE! whooooooooo hoooooooooooo! go 18!!!! bush is goinnnn dowwwwnnnn! that saala haraami idiotic fool of a bush. Reminds me of hitler. that baldy with a whole bunch of white hair on his head.

i am so on crack.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=sbcmPe0z3Sc

Hayati – Thanks for showing me this video. It's absolutely beautiful! I love it!

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ek pal ke liye hi sahi ghadiyaan humko mili makhmali pyar ki
iss ek pal ko jee le zara
yeh lamhe phir mile na mile kho jaane de sabhi duriya faasale
aah dil mila le aur paas aa
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar

Chaand Pehlu Mein Aake simat raha hai
Raat Mulaayam Hone Lagi
Aaj Shaayad Hawa Mein Zara Sa Nasha Hain
Ya Hain Kisiki Jaadugari
Kaisa Sitam Hain Paagal Yeh Mann Hain
Marr Jaane Ko Bol Raha
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar

kyon takte hain hum baahar ghadi fizaayen sard hain
chubhti hain yeh dhadkan dil ki ragon mein phir se dard hain
kitne fasaane tumhe hain sunane abhi toh mila hain waqt zara
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar

Mere Saanson Ki Shabnami Khushboo Ko
Apni Saanson Se Palbhar Chhu Le Zara
Ek Baar toh Surmai Meri en Ankhon Mein doob ke Jee Ley jaan-e-wafaa
Sab Kuchh Bhula Do Phir Se Pukaaron
En Hoton Se Naam Mera
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar

hain khushboo bhari dheemi si roshni charaag ki
teri hi deewanagi tujhpe fida fida hain har khushi
palkon se palken zara chhu ke dekh lo
en mein kitna ashq bhara
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar

ek pal ke liye hi sahi ghadiyaan humko mili makhmali pyar ki
iss ek pal ko jee le zara
yeh lamhe phir mile na mile kho jaane de sabhi duriya faasale
aah dil mila le aur paas aa
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar
Phir Kya Ho Kya Khabar Dekha Hain Kisne Kal
Aa Raat Rok Le Phir Ho Na Jaaye Sehar

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Muslim Scientist: Neil Armstrong Proved Mecca – World Center

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixfk4LsKWnw

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

P.P.S. When Mrs. M told me she had cancer, T was sooo nice to me. He was asking me how I was and all cuz he knew I was really upset over her and he knew I was tearing when she told me. He is sooo nice. Plus, she also used to be his teacher, so he was upset tooo.

Man, everything is so upsetting right now…

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Okay, so lemme tell you about this teacher who reminds me of Senor buddha. Let's call him T, aiight?

So he used to be my teacher freshman year, 4 years ago. Now, since I aide for Mrs. M, I see him a lot in the library. He's been messing with me since day 1, just joking around calling me a loser, troublemaker, and whatnot. And when his birthday rolled around in November, I was calling him old and making fun of him and he's like “shush it, kid!” He's only like 28 years old, I think. Thas hekka young for a teacher, all the other teachers are ancient, man. but anyhow, I was making fun of hime, calling him old and stuff. And thats when I'm like, “he reminds me of senor. Especially the way he messes with me and stuff.” And then, after winter break, I go to the Main office, and he comes outta the closet with the biggest grin on his face and he's like, “Hello Rani! How are you?” And I'm like, “ good. why are you being so nice to me?” And he laughs and says, “My New Year's resolution is to be nicer to you. ” And I'm like, “oh… Thas weird..” And he's like, “How? Cuz I actually thought of you or that I'm being nice?” And I'm like “both.”

so he's been hekka nice to me ever since. And one day I was on crack and I'm like, “If I'm mean to you, will you still be nice to me?” And he's like, “I'll try” LMAO! Totally reminds me of Senor ji. And so one day (another crack day) I decided to be all giggly and happy happy joy joy and then I see MR T by the computer so I decided to say somethign mean to him, forgot what it was but he said all seriously, “you know what?” And I'm like “what?” All prepared for something he was gonna say back (he has a great sense of humor and wit just like senor, can throw any funny commment right back at you) and he says, “I still love you!” LMAO! And I start laughing and said something weird which i can't remember right now and the librarian (I give her a hard time, but she loves me) says to me, “You are one funny girl. You really want us to miss you when you graduate, huh?” And I'm so shocked and I'm like, “No, I'm just being my usual self, you guys aren't gonna miss me.” And T goes, “Yeah we will!” And we're just arguing about that and the librarian is saying hekka nice things about me. That I'm hardowrking and blah blah and nice and funny and crazy and all that jazz. And T is agreeing with her and they are telling me how my teacher chose me to be her TA over someone else and that whoever Mrs. M chooses has got to be the best and whatnot. I'm just so shocked ppl are being nice to me! LMAO! And then T goes, “We are so gonan miss you when you leave. Whoever Mrs. M's TA is, she won't be able to replace you. She can't be as good as you are.” And I'm like, “oh come off it! You're just being nice cuz it was ur New Yearz resolution!” And he's like, “NO! I seriosuly mean all this I'm saying! you're a wonderful girl and i'm really going to miss you.”

It was just soooo nice how amazingly wonderfully awesomely nice they were being to me. I couldn't believe they liked me so much even though I gace them such a hard time!

And Mr. T sooooo reminded me of Senor buddha how he's always messing with me but he actually really does like me and can be hekka nice and actually means it when he says nice things and all.

LMAO. But just the other day, I dropped my AP Psychology class and T was sooo mad at me! lmao! He's like, “you are such a lazy butt! Why did you drop the clas?!!? u are capable of

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Let me be the one for you says:

I had to tell you something!

but this whole thing about senor leaving got me so distracted i forgot!

Life sucks! says:

TELL ME

oh

LOL

Let me be the one for you says:

haha

Life sucks! says:

REMEMBER

Let me be the one for you says:

I GOT KICKED OUTTA CLASS!

Life sucks! says:

OMG

LOL

why?!!?!!?!

Let me be the one for you says:

LMAO!

Life sucks! says:

we get report cards soooooooooooooooooon

Let me be the one for you says:

Okay so you know how I told you the teacher I'm an aide for has cancer?

Life sucks! says:

yes

Let me be the one for you says:

insha'Allah you'll do awesome

yeah

Life sucks! says:

Ameen

go on

Let me be the one for you says:

so well the sub hasn't had her fingerprints cleared yet

so the class is having random subz come in and outta class

the sub today was psycho man

Life sucks! says:

lmbooo

mhm

Let me be the one for you says:

she kicked liek 4 ppl outta class

Life sucks! says:

Let me be the one for you says:

and then told me to go downstairs

to see if the real sub

who is gonan sub for the whole time my teacher is gonna be gone

has any plans mailed to the secretary

so I did that

and the secretary told me

to go back upstairs and give these papers (she gave me plans) to the sub

and tell her that she will transfer

the call with the real sub

to the temporary sub

so I did that

and the temp sub goes

OHHH NOOOO! I can't talk to her!

You talk to her!

I'm like WHAT?! I ain't talking to her! You talk to her!

And so the phone rings

Life sucks! says:

ROFL

Let me be the one for you says:

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

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RANDONNN! (lmao) I LOVE YOU TOO! and believe me, YOU are the happiness that spreads her joy all over this place.

I don't know how long it's been, but it feels as if I've known you my whole life.

awwwwwwwwwwwww! Same to same, jaan. I've always had a Landon hidden inside me. … just for you.

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She sure spreads something around this place…rotflmbo

Whas that supposed to mean?

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Let me be the one for you says:

If Senor goes

I'm going

Life sucks! says:

imma stop logging on too. the forum is hella boring

Let me be the one for you says:

but its our hommmmme!

YOU BUM!

ur supposed to stop me from thinking of leaving!

Life sucks! says:

i know.

Let me be the one for you says:

ur supposed to say heck no!

Life sucks! says:

lol

Let me be the one for you says:

Thas our HOME!

Life sucks! says:

i know

Let me be the one for you says:

We ain't leaving!

Life sucks! says:

senor aint leaving

either

Let me be the one for you says:

and senor aint leaving either!

LOMAO!

Life sucks! says:

wooooot

Let me be the one for you says:

LAMO!

LMAO!

U READ MY FINGERS!

LMAO!

Life sucks! says:

LOL

Let me be the one for you says:

yes bum, so rewind that convo right now

If senor goes, i'm going

Life sucks! says:

jerk no

Let me be the one for you says:

WHY NOT!?

Life sucks! says:

BECAUSE ITS OUR HOME!

Let me be the one for you says:

AND?!?

If we can't breather in our own home

then whats the fudging point?

Life sucks! says:

then we jack our oxygen back, shoot!

lmao

Let me be the one for you says:

LMAO!

HEL

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

*sigh*

I had so many stories to tell you guys and so many pictures to post up on the forum. I'm not even in the mood for all that now that Senor Buddha is thinking of leaving…

Ninja I feel you, hunn.

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This is so not fair! All the cool people leave the forum and retarded ones are stuck to this place like glue! (lmao. hope someone doesn't include me in the list of retards!)

INCLUDE??

Oh sweet 99, you just may be #3 or #4!!! lmbo

Okay, you can include me in the list of retards, as long as you don't include me in the list of retards that need to get their butt off the forum! Deal or no deal?

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LMAO! I bolded her mistakes in the above post!

Life sucks! says:

lol!

bums

tayba and u

make me look slower than i am

Let me be the one for you says:

LMAO!

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

You guys going without me?!?!?! Imma kick your butts! Shoot, imma join you even though you didn't invite me!

Let me be the one for you says:

duuuuuuuuuuuude! you guys gonna go visit senor without me!?!?

Life sucks! says:

dude

tayba's is a loser

ROFL

before

what i said

i said

Let me be the one for you says:

type faster! ur the slowest ninja I know!

Life sucks! says:

as I said before, a hobbit, a superwoman and a ninja can do dangerous stuff, so that buddha better what his back!

LOL

LOL

shut up

jerk

i type faster than u

im just

tryna be safe

Let me be the one for you says:

lmao suure you do

Life sucks! says:

Let me be the one for you says:

wait

the buddha better what his back?

u mean watch?

lmao

Life sucks! says:

WATCH*

lmao

haha

Let me be the one for you says:

HAHA!

Life sucks! says:

haha

Let me be the one for you says:

this is soooo going on the forum!

*sigh* All our MSN convos and phone convos are about Senor Buddha…

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I'm controlling myself and not replying the way I want to, I don't want to create any more drama as it is.

I can't belive this. I can't even type on here no more! I'm erasing everything I'm saying cuz I grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I'm so madddddd.

Tayba, I was also feeling that the forum was gettting back to being the same…

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LMAO! Niiiiinja! You already said that story on here!

Tell them the F story! hehe

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Now, you and I (and just about everyone else) know that it is possible that Alie and Drama were either conceived together or shared a single womb and came out together. Lmao! You asking her not to be dramatic is like asking Elton John to please not be gay. Sigh!

Excuse me??????

Okay now I am seriously..officially damn pissed off u hear…..

how dare u ???????????????????

and everyone else??????????????

all of u can go bludy well sit and eat flies in hell for all I care….

Low Alie. Completely low…and not just in reference to Senor!

I can understand that you're going through a difficult time, we all do at some point!

But to strike out at someone whom you (and only you) call brother, someomeone whom you (and only you) have given a special nick, for something so petty, seems, well…wrong. You know, as well as everyone here, that he was ribbing you.

You go girl! Nessa, thank Allah you have said something in reference to this, cuz if I open my mouth, no one will be happy.

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Senor Buddha… please stay.

If you are leaving because someone said something to you, lemme at this *%&#@! If someone on this forum is really pissing you off, then ignore them. It isn't fair to the rest of your forum family that you leave because someone is acting up.

Who will be “the three” once you're gone? Who will call me a hobbit? Who will send me pms when I am upset to cheer me up and say beautiful things about me? Who will call me a queen? Who will tayba and Ninja and I talk about on the phone? We love talking about your funny self when we miss you or when we don't have access to the forum…

Hobbit will miss you sooo much…

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Be careful what you wish for, hunn. If you suffer from amnesia, what will I do? I don't want to lose a twin.

I'll be honest with you, there have been times when I wished to start life freshly. Like suffer from amnesia and whatnot. Sort of like take a break. but You have too many beautiful memories with too many beautiful people to wish for amnesia, jaan.

Give it some time and you'll gain the strength to move on.

And main hoon na. I'm just a PM, email, MSN away.

I love you, twin ji.

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