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Yemizzle:
…yeah! Guess I've had a lot on my mind these days as well!Senor ji: Thank you. 🙂
Quote:thats what im saying…it's hard for me to let it out by simply….crying. you know?
Build bird houses!
oh wait…:PQuote:well there are manyt hing that i have done and still do lol thats why they call me the……………………………………………………………………………………….
wikked perv! bwaaahahahahahahahahaha!
Quote:Preity is left in shock and starts to cry. She runs out of her car .. no longer singing..Its The Time to Disco…
Sits over Salman's squished body and says : genie you genie – bring HIM BACK – by the way..genies give 3 wishes ! Let me have my other 2 wishes. She runs back for the lamp and rubs it …………
…and awakens in her own bed, shocked and sullen! It was all a horrible dream!
She blinks, rubs her eyes and walks over to the window.
There that should clear things up for you ladies!
Continue… Quote:Since we were squatting on the floor on diwans, I had to take a deep breath before I stood up. One of my friends, an Aussie, a beer lover with an appropriate belly to boot, needed help getting up. Once on his feet, he promptly ordered another beer for the road and finished it off in a flourish. I don't get the deal with alcohol. Cannot stand the smell and never could stomach the taste.
I went home way past midnight and found out that I had locked myself out of the house. I was searching for the many spare keys that I leave around for occasions such as the one I found myself in, but, could find none. I have a strange feeling that I may have lost them too. I decided to climb in through the window by the kitchen sink and forgot that I had soaked my mugs in a bit of bleach to get the coffee stains out and left them in the sink. I stepped square on the mugs, destroyed most of them and made such an awful noise that lights went on in the neighbor's house. I had to hide in my own home, trying not to laugh, and being as it were, pregnant with an unnatural amount of food, was a very painful thing to pull off.
I finally was able to clean up the mess, and decided to empty my trash at an ungodly hour. Hear this! When I was going out of my front door, I opened the door a bit too fast and the door must have slammed against the wall, pushing the knob of the lock back, in effect locking the door when I closed it behind me. So, deja vu…climbing through the kitchen window again. I cannot recall the last time I was by myself and laughed so much. I was still laughing when I fell asleep. I woke up feeling guilty. It was my friend's birthday, but I seem to have had more fun.
Absolutely priceless!!
I'm hearing the breaking mugs & ducking the inquiring neighbors!
Thank you for the 'belly laugh'
! No thank you for the evil stares of those nearby! 
Quote:Well Ji i hope that was an invitation to your place if not then
Yup, a biiig perv! *looking around* Where's my bucket of cold water?? 
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