[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

lol let my mouth be, it's on a cussing spree, remember?

So there! It was ur phone that hung up! bahahaha! all ur british phones fault!

OhmyAllah! If he reads this convo, I'll die!!! Don't you dare let him get within 10 feet of this forum! He won't visit, Inshallah, he's too busy being religious. lmao!

Okay Tayba jaan, you go to sleep now! almost time for fajr!

And me…I gotta go make tawbah for all the psychoness I said.

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Unique_princess:

LOL rani! *stuffs a soap bar in rani's mouth* im cracking up here!!!! and the fone died! its ur fone! amreekan fone! theres a pattern cuz then ur dodo elecriticy went off! all ur stuff is playing up! phir bhi dil hai amreekanstaani loool

garrr brahaaa iaddnunaaattii *spits soap outta mouth and scrubs mouth clean* u whoondeeedoooo! I couldn't talk! lmao! my amreekan phone was going psycho becuz it knew some psycho british lady was on the other end! lmao!

and yeah, I editededed this one too.

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err yeah, I'm editing meeee post, shut up u guys.

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Ohmy!!! They asterisked the word! It is baaaaad! lmao. It's not that bad, actually, I was just trying to say it reminds me of co.ck lmao. !!!

I use hekka a lot so that I don't say hella haha. our convo on the phone was sooo funny! And then the phone died! lmao!

*gets off car but doesn't stop the rap*

yo yo yo!

lmao! u were right! i got no spaghetto on meee ears! and I ate all of the rest! lmao!

that was so weird! The electriciy went out! I got hekka scared when the computer just shut off like that. lmao. look what ur doing! ur talking bad about amreeka and now my amreekan computer is mad at you! wahahaha!

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

no, no, I like my skirts, they're better than pasta shelled skirts. lmao! cockney sounds bad cuz it makes me think of ***. lmao I told u my innocent mind is being corrupted! *runs away and covers ears with spaghetti*

I only say like when I'm quoting people. and lmao! spaghetto! wahahaha! You know, people think best during odd times! *busts out laughing*

lmao! what the heck is a plonker?!!? u goin all british on me! I'll go hyphy on you! lmao! *gets on side of car and starts dancing to ghetto rap while car is shaking from side to side*

*laughing like an idiot while wiping the tears away* Oh……my…..Allah……

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lmao! Wrap spaghetti on my ear! It'll be a new fashion! Walk around with spaghetti on your ears! I'll tell them my *ahem* doctor prescribed it for me! *rollin' on the floor* and I'll definitely let you know if it works

well, cockney sounds bad anyway, mockney sounds more innocent.

but hey, that spaghetti was so gooood! my sis was all like(lmao, like), “I made it specially for you!” I was like(lmao! like again! and this time i'm not doing it on purpose!), “yeah thanks!” and I run off to talk to you! lmao!

I didn't sound your queen imitation because you sound like that all the time! i'm telling you, woman! you're posh!

I don't want to write an essay based on whoooondeeedooooos! I can't believe she made us read that! I was like *covers ears* “noooooooooo! you're corrupting my innocent Amreekan ears and mind!” oye beezee, don't call me a whooondeeedooo, or i'll go whoooondeeedooo on you

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*crax up* My amreekan ear! I like that!!! I'm rollin'!

Maybe he doesn't say gitwey…I gotta listen to him again. Okay, Inshallah, next time I'll say it again and you can hear me and tell me if I say it right, acha?

Your Amreekan accent! whahahaa! It was so funny! You didn't sound amreekan! You sounded British! and then when you said you wanan talk like the queen, and I said “do it” and you started to laugh, and said, “I just did!” lmao!

I couldn't understand you sometimes, when you said that one word, what the heck was it? That word mocknee or w/e it was! lmao, I was like What in the world is she saying?!?! Actually, it's just my amreekan ears. they actin up today cuz of my oh so bad day.

lmao! u hush yo mouf, whoooondeedooo. lmao. I was about to finish the word I was gonna say.

*nods* it has been fun! and funny! *nods again*

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

What?!?! But I heard Gitwey! I swear, he said Gitwey! lmao!

*tries to act posh* “guil-guil-guil-gitwey!” lmao, I can't say it with an L! he says Gitwey! but he doesn't really say the T but u can hear it! lmao, okay w/e I'm on crack.

and you are so posh! Accept it! I accepted I sound totally American.

oh wow. I have been talking to you all day! So much FUN!

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Tayba jaan! I like lub you too! Did you like hear that baldy? lmao! “Gitwey!” OhmyAllah! I thought I was gonna like die from laughter! You totally like made my day today, I swear I was like having the worst morning ever! I lub you tonz!

“Gitwey!”

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Yemenilicious:

ya'll trippin' =]
RANI, YOU'RE JUST SMART, NOT PSYCHIC!

lmao, I know I'm not psychic! I'm just a hekka good guesser! Ur too funny, ninja!

Yemenilicious:

I HECKA HECKA LOVE UR SIGGY!

Thank you! I hekka hekka love it too, as well as yours!

kavita_0026:

ranz..hmmmmmmmmmmm …. interesting stuffers i see you gat in dat mind of yers!

lmao…

kavita_0026:

sooooo ermm haylie…cud ya share wid us the otehr psychic stuff associated with rani?! oh
come on now! she said its alrite!lmao…

kavita_0026:

hey ranz..what is the meaning of takbeer? Takbeer is the word for the phrase Allahu Akbar, which means Allah is the greatest.

Usually, people would say, “Takbeer!” And then people would say the takbeer, “Allahu Akbar!”

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kavita_0026:

Yemenilicious:

RaNi iS ThE BeS:

p.s. I hate it when I miss people

im sorry. he'll be back in no time Insha'allah

HE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao…I miss my dad.

and thanks, Kavita…

Can someone tell me…what do you do when you start having problems with a really really really close friend but when you try to talk about it, the friend ignores you? and you don't know what to really say becuase you don't even know what the problem is?

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Yemenilicious:

OH HAYAAAAAL TO DA NAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao! That's it!?!? phew! I thought I was gonna die!

Yemenilicious:

if i see that lady NOW! I would prolly slap her nd destroy the remaining brain cells she has, if any!

IM SO DARN MAD!!!!!!!

aww hunnz, forget about that beezee. Allah (S.W.T) will take care of her.

Scarrrryyyyy jiiii!

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

p.s. I hate it when I miss people

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Iss dil ko humne nahin,
Hame dil ne roka hai.
Koi bata de zara,
Kya sach kya dhoka hai?

I haven't stopped this heart,
this hear is stopping me.
Someone tell me,
what is the truth and what is fake.

not literal translation, but w/e

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

Bit-h! good friends don't trip each other.

[RaNi iS ThE BeS]

(ninja is gonna murder me)

*still running*

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I feel like crap…I remember the days when I would log onto the forum whenever I was upset…now this forum feels like a “stranger”

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Plus, I described one person to her and she kinda told me my description was correct.

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Also, I had a dream about Khushi and that I went to her house and she introduced me to a certain number of people. When I told her about the dream and how many people she introduced me to in my dream, she told me that that was the same number of people who are usually in her house…

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lmao…!!!

When I saw the name of this thread, I swear to God, I had this feeling it was Hayati posting something about how I told her I was psychic! I swear!

But what the hell, Hayati? Oreo ji is right, you are psycho!!! OhmyAllah! Hayati…you don't have to tell the whole world all of the stupid things I tell you! Imma kick ur butt when I see you.

But Astaghforallah, of course I am not really psychic, ninja is right, there is no such thing. Don't say I'm gonna read palms, Astagforallah! I just have this ermm…vibe? lmao

Haylie(hayati):

you're not ed

you're kharalmao…you're lucky Oreo ji doesn't understand Arabic, and I'm lucky I have you and Ninja to translate for me! lmao. (Oreo ji, she called you crap.)

Haylie(hayati):

SHE'S JUST PYSCHIC OKAY!?

by the def of the word- she says things before they happen and they come true.

its pretty awesome actually. lmao…let me explain…not in any particular order…

Something would happen to my best friend, and I would tell her what would happen after it, kinda like advice…and it would always come true. She told me, “Rani, please only tell me good things.” lmao.

I had a dream that my friend was going out with this one guy, months later after that dream(just recently), she told me she likes him.

I had a dream Hayati got a new house, she told me they are building a house back home.

I called Hayati one day, and she said she just signed off of aim(or went away) to call me.

one day, I told Hayati something and I didn't know the topic kinda related to her, and what I told her was useful to her. (that happened twice)

A couple other things happened with Hayati, but she can tell you those if she wants to.

and then there are all those twin moments I had with Boo…but those are twin things, so I guess that doesn't apply…

I think I'm forgetting some…you can add them Hayati if you remember.

but anyway, so I was telling Hayati all of this, and I called myself psychic jokingly and she agreed. That is why she made this pointless thread. *shakes head*

kavita_0026:

errrrrrrrrrrrrr say haylie…cud yah get our chotti rani to predict my test scores

lmao. Heck no. That would be a sin. no thanks, I don't need any of those. I can only make dua for you.

Inshallah, you will do good.

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