--ALL--
Ru tu tu ru, tu ru ru ru tu tu ru
Tu ru ru ru tu tu ru, yeah yeah yeah
--MALE--
Doston naam karna hai
Aisa kaam karna hai
Ae, doston naam karna hai
Haan, aisa kaam karna hai
Aaye padhne hum yahan
Hai iraade bhi jawaan
Aisa college hai kahan
--ALL--
Ru tu tu ru, tu ru ru ru tu tu ru
Tu ru ru ru tu tu ru, yeah yeah yeah
--MALE--
Doston naam karna hai
Aisa kaam karna hai
Aaye padhne hum yahan
Hai iraade bhi jawaan
Aisa college hai kahan
History ho ya geography ho
Yeh dono hai bewafaa
Saari saari raat rate hum
Ho yeh savere safaa
Hey, socho socho
Yeh professor kyoon hai humse yun khafaa
Humne iski class chhodi
Humne bhi ki hai khataa
Yeh humko hai pataa, yeh dega humko sazaa
--ALL--
Ru tu tu ru, tu ru ru ru tu tu ru
Tu ru ru ru tu tu ru, yeah yeah yeah
--MALE--
Ae, doston naam karna hai
Arre aisa kaam karna hai
Haan, doston naam karna hai
Ho, aisa kaam karna hai
--FEMALE--
Hey, basket upar ball khadi hai
Socho socho kya kare
Mushkil kaisi aa padi hai
Usko utaaro zara
--MALE--
Hey, yaaron yeh kya ho raha hai
Poochho na kya dard hai
Yaaron yeh kya ho raha hai
Poochho na kya dard hai
Tansen kyoon ro raha hai
Isko hansaaye chalo
--FEMALE--
Yahan Laila
--MALE--
Laila Majnu mile
--ALL--
Majnu mile
--MALE--
Yaaron sab ke dil khile
--ALL--
Ru tu tu ru, tu ru ru ru tu tu ru
Tu ru ru ru tu tu ru, yeah yeah yeah
--MALE--
Ae hey hey, doston naam karna hai
Haan, aisa kaam karna hai
--ALL--
Ho, doston naam karna hai
Arre aisa kaam karna hai
--MALE--
Aaye padhne hum yahan
Hai iraade bhi jawaan
--ALL--
Aisa college hai kahan
(Ru tu tu ru, tu ru ru ru tu tu ru
Tu ru ru ru tu tu ru, yeah yeah yeah) - 2