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lol I love you. Man I have to go out and get my friend a wedding present. I was at the mall y'day too, I think the traders are probably sick of me :p

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ROOOOOOFL I JUST IMAGINED THAT!! you crack me up!

Modest and effecient, the world is gona be amazed by superwoman =D

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*hits ninja with walking stick*

lol I feel old right now. I stayed up most of the night because my legs were in paaaaain! I went down to the kitchen limping to cut a pear cuz I was hungry lol.

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MAN I am so tired. Today Asma (used to be 'Nazi' on the forum for those who don't know her) and I went shopping. She came to my area, its only 20 mins away from her area. Anyway she's having a party soon and she needed a dress and so did I. We met at 11 and we shopped till 5. It was CRAAAZY! We literally shopped till we dropped. So much fun but so tiring. I just woke up after having slept 3 hours and then I called her and she was asleep too. She's like, 'man, I'm knackered!!!!' lmao! We spent an hour in this one shop trying on different outfits. When we finally came out of the changing room, I think the woman at the till thought '….. FINALLY they resurface….!!!' lmao! She didn't know which to buy so she's like “I'll buy them both and then return one tomorrow after I get my mum's opinion'. So she takes both to the till and she says to the woman to make the transaction and then she says to her “I only need one of these, I'm gona return one tomorrow'. ROFLMAO the woman's face was SO confused it was freakin hillarious! I'm like 'She wants her mum's opinion'! It was so funny! We went for ice ceam after =D I think I need to lie down, the pain from my legs is reaching my arms. Ouch ouch ouch!

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*yaaawwwnnnnn*

senorJ…remind me not to read yr book if ever u decide to write one.

what we need is more of a bomb-exploding, gun-firing, monsters-creeping, robots-transforming, homer-burping, a$$-kicking kinda stories.

let me start then.

once upon a time, there live this cowboy (joe is his name) in an old town called Bollyville County. one nite, as cowboy Joe was walking, he saw this shadow that resembles a ghostly figure. he took out his gun, aimed at it, and just as he was abt to shoot, this shadow jumped at him. he fired 6 shots, but all of it missed. he then ran quickly towards the barn, took out his home-made bomb (liquid nitrogen mixed with mango chutney and unique princess choc cake). he then ran outside, waited for the shadow to re-appear, catched his breath and lighted a cigar. at the corner of his eyes he could see that something was moving and coming towards him. the shadow is somehow attracted to the smell of the cigar. sensing this, cowboy joe quickly threw the cigar and at the same time threw the bomb at the shadows direction.

ka-booommmmmmmm!!! the bomb exploded. cowboy joe was thrown 30 feet in the air and landed heavily on his already sore bum. he stood up, walked towards the shadow…it seems that 'it' is dead. 'must be the cake that did it'. cowboy joe whispered to himself. as he was about to walk away, suddenly, some strange sound was heard. 'Chhee chuuuu chuttttt chuuzzzz'. What daaaa!!!! The shadow transformed, into a…a…..Choc Cake!! a choc cake with a face!!

Fearing for his life, cowboy joe ran as fast as he could, and Chocoticon soon followed after him….

To be continued….

A) '(liquid nitrogen mixed with mango chutney and unique princess choc cake). ' Why am I the chocolate cake?

B) If I were a chocolate cake, why would I cause an explosion, more to the point, why would I be a bomb?

C) “It seems that 'it' is dead. 'must be the cake that did it'.” Again, WHY would it be the cake that kills him?! ….. and here's me thinking cakes are all delicious and sweet .

D) 'The shadow transformed, into a…a…..Choc Cake!! a choc cake with a face!!' ….. Interesting….. is that what I do? turn people into choc cakes? Kavita is right, I must be superwoman, turning bad people into chocolate – what a delicious and environmentally pleasant superpower. The world could do with more chocolate. More chocolate is always good.

E) 'he then ran outside, waited for the shadow to re-appear, catched caught his breath and lighted lit a cigar' *Thinks of Boo and smiles*

FYI!

I just asked my dad which makes more sense 'lit a cigar' or 'lighted a cigar'. He said the British say 'Lit' and Americans say 'Lighted'. Both are correct terms, but seeing as I'm a Brit ** I shall keep my correction as 'lit'.

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Tayaba – that was mad funny what happened between you and your dad. My dad would NEVER.. I repeat NEVER do something like that or CLOSE to it…he's always serious. Oh gawwwd > as i was reading i thoughtm aybe it was yr brother then i went back and made sure i saw it was yr dad!! Now thats something to reinforce the father daughter relationship!!! Haha!

lol yeah my dad gets so childish when he sees waterguns and stuff, oh he's even more funny at theme parks!!!! lmao he'll go on all the attractions and rides – its so funny! My dad and I go on them all and my bro sits there with a headache rofl!

Ninja – *hi5 back* =D

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When I was in Uni for my Bachelors, I was the youngest among my friends, who 'looked out' for me. I resented these condescending 'elder brother' shenanigans and decided I would 'break away' and make a name for myself my own way. One afternoon during summer vacation, I sat on the terrace of one of the dorms armed with a good slingshot and a bag full of frozen grapes. I saw a girl down below in the parking lot walking towards her car, carrying books in one hand. While she was trying to open the door of her car, something fell out of her hand and she squatted to pick it up. I was aiming a frozen grape at her hindside, but she turned around suddenly, and I hit her smack in the center of her forehead. The grape exploded all over her face and she freaked out. I freaked out as well because she started wailing like a banshee and people started gathering around her and were looking in my direction. I slid down the fire-escape, took a shower, made sure I did not dry my hair, and walked out into the common lobby looking all innocent. I was depressed I did not even have enough time to laugh about it.

Girl in question eventually became a good friend. But she doesn't know. I did not have the heart to tell her. So, there you have it: The Chronicles of Pepper Boy and the mysterious case of the Frozen Grape.

LMAO! That was so naughty of u! but hillarious =P

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aww! Can I have a superwoman suit then? no a superwoman abaya =D How cool wud dat look?! lmao! and a hot scarf with it lmao!

Thanks kavzzz -hugssss-

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Apparently, Tayba ji you is fast too. You are not the Road Runner now are you? (Beep! Beep!)

lmao, its not the first time I have been called the Road Runner ji. You never know, I may well be! *beeeeep*

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this thread better not die, b/c yemenilicious made it! ok, ok, im jast keeding!

okie i want everyone to tell us one thing they really like about Tayba ji.

i'll start:
I love how caring she is.

I love you duderino .

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I have a story =D

So it was like 10:45 PM and we finish praying Isha Salaah and we're upstairs and my dad sees my brother's Super Water Blaster 2000 or whatever its called. This water gun is HUGE. Knowing what he's about to do I try to run, but its too late he starts spraying – the water comes out at such a force that I am soaked! I start screaming and laughing at the same time and I run into my bedroom and get a bottle with about half a litre of water in it. My dad doesn't see it and I quickly throw it on him, catching him unaware and unarmed – (he used up all the water on me!). Lol, then he's like 'OHH YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!' lmaoo! and So he fills up the water gun (in this time I find another full water bottle and keep it hidden) He comes in my room and I am trying to push the door shut so he can't get in but my dad is stronger than me obviously lol, and my brother was helping him too! (traitor lmao) and they both SOAK me even more if its possible. My bedsheets, the walls, even my laptop got some water flicked on it! I was laughing so hard and screaming at the same time – I'm sure the neighbours heard lol!. So he's all grinning cuz he thinks he has won and he walks out of my room telling my mum how he's always the champion at these things. And then out come I with my bottle of water and I throw it ALL over him and he's like 'WHAT THE… HOW? WHEN!? OHMYGOD I'M SOAKING WET!!!!!!!!' lmaoooo! and then I took the gun away from him without him knowing, and now he's sulking because he lost. LOL. Man, I give the neighbours too many reasons to think I'm mad rofl My mum was like 'You two just don't give up, do you?!' lol. It was a lot of fun, Alhumdulilah .

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Lmao! A thought came to my mind and simultaneously a roti-roller followed. I was thinking as to how each of the 'three' would respond if I were to call them Habeebati. If I call Ninja ji 'Habeebati,' Rani ji would say 'OYE, that's my wife!' If I call Rani 'Habeebati,' then Ninja ji would clonk me and say 'Yo! That's my husband.' If I call Tayba ji 'Habeebati,' I may get assaulted by the husband and wife team. I don't think I would live to tell the tale Lol. So, names for now. Actually, names for a long time.

LMAO

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OYE and what is wrong with your dil hun? You own a perfectly beautiful heart jaan. You leave me in awe! You're wonderful my angel. I love you.

Thank you dear.

It is my pleasure

aww Boo, your new siggy is so sad . Man such a beautiful song tho! sigh..

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Tayba – awwww! I love you oh so much! I just wish I felt I was worthy of your praise! Alhamdulillah for friends like you….you don't know how much that means to me, hunn… Thank you.

Remember? Dil…mera dil…hai dil…kab banjayega tere kaabil?

I don't know what I would do without you!

*can't stop smiling*

I love you too hunz. I am glad I made you smile! You are worthy of the praise jaan, and shut up with that song its stupid. You should be singing this one

Mere liye jo bana hai,

Sun leh jaha tu chupaa hai

Paana mujhe mushkil hai

Phoolo jaisa mera dil hai

SAMJHI!?

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You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me…

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I love that Nasheed too. Makes me wanna go back to Medina. Such a beautiful place…. .

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huh? what?! Ninja asked for the basket? Sorry Senor J, I have to take that basket back! lmao, now don't look at me like that, I put my sistaz first =D

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OYE and what is wrong with your dil hun? You own a perfectly beautiful heart jaan. You leave me in awe! You're wonderful my angel. I love you.

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Its my friend's Nikah (wedding) later today!!! I'm so excited and happy for her! We've been preparing for days!!! aww man! aren't weddings just beautiful?

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LMAO! No, I didn't. I laughed just a bit when I forgot my line, but it wasn't exactly noticeable. But ninja! LMAO! When I came in to do my first scene, I was sitting next to ninja and she, being a boring wife, was lecturing me, and I was super nervous and I was thinking, “what do I do with my hands?” so I twirled my cap, and she kinda laughed a bit, I was so nervous I didn't even notice. Then, I was being so stupid! I looked at the audience! I was like, “OH CRAP! Rani, what are u doing!??! Look away, look away!” LMAO

ROFLMAO!!!! You are hillarious I so wish I was there to see that!!!

Everybody said they liked it…so I dunnoe…Our teacher was really happy with it, she told me I really looked like a guy! I was like, “thanks!” Then I thought about what she said and was like, “HEY!” LMAO!

DUDE! MY pants kept falling down! I was wearing my twin's clothes, and he's not even hekka big or anything, but dude, his clothes looked so big on me and I kept pulling up my pants! lmao!

LOL! awww rani!

Oh btw, it was a play about hijaab. kinda. lol. I'll ask ninja if I can send it to you. It's not all that good, but we spent six precious hours trying to write it! lol. – Ninja sent me the play, it was lovely. It was well written and thought provoking. It was emotional! I was in tears by the end!

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