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My sister is taking me home. She's gonna come like at 5:00…
WTH! You HAVE to come! Who is gonna play my wife?!?!
Just come with us, you know S, she's hekka sweet, she'll happilly give you a ride.man, I'm calling you.
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I don't know what to say to that…Tayba lives so far away from me, but I feel as if she's right here, by my side… Her emails, phone calls, and messages never fail to make me smile…And Ninja…she's always right beside me…we talk to each other everyday, we see each other as much as possible, and you would think we would get tired of each other! But we're closer than ever…
P.S – consider the ends of the see-saw to represent where each of us live, our ends of the world
awww!
This is so beautiful! Can you please post the link of the full picture or send it to me? I want to save it. I love you. Quote:Hihi you almost got the punjabi right! It's either “Tu chup kar” or “Tussi chup karo”.. not what you made it But ah well, wouldn't you rather rot in the heat than drown in the water? at least you have some light! With all those clouds when it rains, you can hardly see a thing 
aw darn it! I almost had it! Please teach me Punjabi! lol. I would rather drown in the water! You don't know how fun it is to dance in the rain…Sometimes I forget all my sorrows when I'm out in the rain..and sometimes I want to just sit in the rain and cry…either way, it makes me feel good.
And the sun! Ugh! you're on crack, missy. Quote:Quote:But jokes apart, I would never fight over a guy. At least I hope not. I think it's pathetic. If the guy likes me, then shoot! he can fight the girls himself! If he doesn't like me, then why waste my time fighting? Let him have the girl he wants, na? lol.Ohh and all I can say abt this part is: WHY DON'T WE ALL THINK ALIKE! We women would be a LOT happier.. and I would have lot less friends running to me and complaining that “that guy doesnt even looook at meeeee
” Aargh.. get a grip.. he wants ya or not and if he doesnt, there's still a whole bunch left, there's bound to be someone who doess look at ya! 
I second that! You're oh so right!
Kavita- I would fight for Abhishek any day.
lol. But seriosuly, you're right. I think it's pathetic to fight over a guy. And plus, I'm the kind of girl who would willingly give up a guy for a good friend…If he likes me and not her…well, then…it depends on the situation. lol.Quote:Was sent this because of all of my questions about Islam lately! It immediately made me think of you Yem.
Never heard it before, so I thoughtQuote:LOL yeah you told me!
that guy stopped me afterwards
i'll tell u the story later, it's long. oh and how am i gonna get to madrassa my dad is confusing errr ok i'll stop!
okay, tell me at madressa today. Hey, you know the three sisters? The older sis…”S” is gonna pick me up cuz she's going to. So she said I'll take you with me. Want me to ask her to take you too?
As you guys probably already know, Ninja and I are gonna be in a play about hijaab for our clas.s at the Masjid. We were talking about having a party on Thursday(today) last thursday, adn then I asked the teacher if we could do a play, and the other girls got really excited about it so the teacher said yes. So ninja and I looked for a play online, I couldn't find any about hijaab, so ninja looked, and she found one that didn't make sense at all. So we decided to write one ourselves. It came out pretty good(if I do say so myself).
lol. I'm gonna be Mustafa! hehe. I love my name.
I'm gonna wear my twin's pathani clothes! They look so big on me! haha. When I changed into the clothes, I come out to show everybody, and my twin is just looking at me and laughing and my lil bro is like, “you look funny.” lol! It was hekka funny when we were practicing! Ninja had to do her scene like a million times cuz my teacher was telling me I wasn't doing my part right! She wanted me to scream Tayba hekka loudly! (BTW, Tayba, we're using your name! lol. It's ninja's name in the play, she's gonna be my wife. lol) And I screamed it LOUD, I mean SUPER loudly, and she's all like, “perfect” I'm like heck no! That's over-acting! Imma scream, but not that loudly…lol. poor ninja, her head was about to explode, she had to fall on the ground a million times! lol. Hey ninja, the way we had you faint in the beginning was fine, cuz that way you had to faint on me, and not on the ground.
LOL! It was SOOO FUNNY! Appa wanted to show ninja the right way to faint, so she was showing us, and I'm all trying to prepare myself to catch appa cuz she's bigger than me, and I didn't want to drop my teacher on the ground! And then next thing I see is appa falling on the ground! I was like
! And everyone is laughing! And I start cracking up! And i told her, “I was getting ready to catch you” and she's like, “Why didn't you catch me then?” I was like How the heck was I supposed to catch you like that!?! LMAO! IT was HILARIOUS! And LOL! I had to come in the room, greet my daughter, then great my wife(ninja) and my teacher was telling me to do it in a way so that the people will know Ninja is my wife. So I come in, sit next to Ninja, kinda touch her cheek and say, “Hey habeebi” And all the girls start laughing and appa is like, “NOT LIKE THAT!” And ninja is just staring at me like “WTH??!?” And I'm all like, “What I do!?!? She told me to treat you like my wife, so I did!” LOL! And appa is like, “don't do that in front of the little girls!” I was like fine! I won't touch her, but can I at least call her habeebi? lol. It was hilarious!
And the play is today…I'm really nervous…and excited. I have horrible stage fright…I was acting all excited about it earlier, and I am excited, but I'm starting to get nervous now! I'm just waiting for 3:30…that's when I'm leaving…LOL! I'm acting as if I'm gonna be working with Abhishek! It's not even such a big deal…but I'm sooooo nervous! Inshallah it goes well! Ameen!
Quote:LOL senor J that was hillarious!!!! The poor mum! aw!!! and you after that, ROFL!
LMAO! I agree!
Ninja – LMAO! These college kids, I tell you. We are so much more mature than they are!
That reminds me of the day Jasmine and I went to the library. We went to study for the SATs, but ermm…you know what happens when I plan to study! lol. Anyhow, so I see this Muslim girl, she's wearing a hijaab and all, and Jasmine says something like, “Hey! She's one of you.” And I'm like, “Yes, she is.
” And when we pas.s by each other, the girl says Asalaamu-Alaykum to me, and I say Walaykum Salaam. And Jasmine looks at me when she leaves and says, “You know her?” It was hekka funny! The expression on her face was hilarious! And I'm all like, “No, I never met her before this. It's just that when Muslims see each other, they greet each other with the “greeting of peace” ANd I go on to explain to her what Asalaamu Alaykum means and she's all like “..oh…that's cool.” lol. Then, maybe an hour or so later, we see another Muslim girl(I'm guessing the two girls are related cuz they look alike) and she also says salaam to me, and Jasmine just looks at me and smiles! lol! Oh! My bad! I just got up to leave, and realized it's the other way around!
Quote:It's 2 in the morning…my twin and his buddy are sleeping in the living room next to me, and
my bromy bro's friend said something hilarious! He was talking in pashto and he said something like “khob na de ra wikh kram” meaning: “you woke me up” and then he sort of growls! And I can't seehis friend'smy twin's face, but I see him move, and I'm guessing he turned around to look atmy twinhis friend! lmao! I sooo can't wait to tell him in the morning!And I will reply to the rest of the threads later, I just wanted to share
my twin'smy bro's friend's retarded sleep talking with you guys! LOL!Good night everybody! Sweet dreams! *yawns* I'm tired…
It's 2 in the morning…my twin and his buddy are sleeping in the living room next to me, and my bro said something hilarious! He was talking in pashto and he said something like “khob na de ra wikh kram” meaning: “you woke me up” and then he sort of growls! And I can't see his friend's face, but I see him move, and I'm guessing he turned around to look at my twin! lmao! I sooo can't wait to tell him in the morning!
And I will reply to the rest of the threads later, I just wanted to share my twin's retarded sleep talking with you guys! LOL!
Good night everybody! Sweet dreams! *yawns* I'm tired…
Tayba and senor-
Quote:LMAO! u love this thread, don't you? that was so funny though. your sister was talking to us like we were gay or something…and i'm all thinking “I swear man, i'm straight”. lol!LMAO! Us being married in the play doesn't exactly help, na?
I was telling my mom about the play and I told her I'm a guy in the play and that I'm gonna wear my twin's pathani clothes! lol! then she asks, “what is Ninja's role in the play?” I get all excited and say, “she's my wife!” And my mom starts laughing and says, “I KNEW you two would do something crazy like that! That's why I didn't ask about anyone else and went straight to Ninja!” LMAO! Quote:Loved the stories by the way…lollol! I have one more to tell!
(oh crap, I just forgot it! ah chado, it'll come to me sooner or later)Quote:Dang Rani !!!!!!!! I could just picture you in addition to so many other girls drooling over mister recently labelled groom abhishek. If you plan to marry abhishek you better prepare to fight off thousands of anxious girls and get rid of aishwariya raiWhy are all the amazing guys married?!?!? grrrr. LOL! I'll get a whole bunch of girls to help me fight off Aishwarya, then they can take her to some island while I get married to Abhi.
lol. But jokes apart, I would never fight over a guy. At least I hope not. I think it's pathetic. If the guy likes me, then shoot! he can fight the girls himself! If he doesn't like me, then why waste my time fighting? Let him have the girl he wants, na? lol.Quote:Any man who marries any one of the erm a certain three, has to contend with the other two in the event of an argument. I can see them descending upon the poor fool with roti-rollers reading the riot act. It is wonderful to see people caring for each other even if it were across a great distance though, it often appears to the contrary, what with a myriad of insults being hurled at each other (dumb, deaf, slow, idiot, jerk…Sigh!).In the current Sitz-im-Leben, true friendship articulates but one thing: Our feet may be separated but our hearts are united. Rani ji, Tayba ji and Ninja…here's to you! May you live long and prosper. You bring so much laughter to my life and I'm grateful.
I don't know what to say to that…Tayba lives so far away from me, but I feel as if she's right here, by my side… Her emails, phone calls, and messages never fail to make me smile…And Ninja…she's always right beside me…we talk to each other everyday, we see each other as much as possible, and you would think we would get tired of each other! But we're closer than ever… awwww. Thanks Senor, this made my day.
Quote:It's so sad I only see you at Masjid…cos I can't like…gang up on you with one of my homies! that girl who laughs too much…she's a traitor, i wouldn't trust her, not even sarah she's too tender hearted.. perhaps one or two of the little girls…they like me, i teach them HA! The reason why you can't trust the girl that laughs too much and sarah(hehe) is because they love me too much to gang up on me! And you have no chance with the little girls, they're practically in love with me! I feel so bad, though! Everytime I walk into the classroom, a whole buncha little girls run up to me to hug me! I'm always disturbing that class! lol. And hey, no one wants you to teach them, they all want me to teach them, too bad I can't. *pouts*(jokes apart, did I tell you? Your cousin(the one whose name starts with M)walks into our class one day, and she's telling me to get up in Arabic, and then she grabs my hand, pulls me to her classroom, and is talking to me in A
Person above me is gonna be my wife in the play!
Person above me, why do I feel like you're being sarcastic? lol. I'm taking it as a compliment anyway.
I was about to say it's too early in the morning for me to think properly, but that's not true. It's so funny how people blame the time of day if their brain isn't functioning properly! lol
I wish I could stay and talk to you, Nessa, but it's time for my cla.ss at the Masjid. I wasted enough time sharing my faltoo stories in the story thread.
Take care, ji! Hope to talk to you soon! Later!
My friend..let's call her DeeDee, came over last friday and when she came over she's all like, “Did S call you?” I'm like yeah she's talkign to my sister right now. And she seems hekka upset and all, and I'm like what happened? She's like, “I'm screwed!” I'm like why? What happened? And she's like, “Okay, so S and her sister were supposed to hang out with me yesterday but something came up and they couldn't come over so they called me up at 11 at night and wanted to come over today(friday) and I kinda wanted to call you(ME) up on Friday so that we can hang out. SO I kinda lied to her and told her I had to run errands, and she just called me up 2 mins before I was about to leave for your house and she's like so are Rani and her sister feelign better? And I say yeah they are getting used to it and all and S tells me that she's gonna call you(rani) up to come to your house, and I'm all like…uhh okay. Bye.”
LMAO! So I go to my sister and I'm like did you tell S that Deedee is at our house? And she's like yeah. And Deedee is like, “I'm gonna die! S is gonna hate me! She's gonna think I chose you over her! Well, I did. But you know! She's gonan be hekka mad if she comes over and finds me at your house when I told her I couldn't hang out with her cuz I had to run errands!” So we were all trying to think of a good lie to tell S, but later we were like, “let's just stick with the truth.” So deedee called S up and told her the truth that she just wanted to ome over to my house so that's why she kinda lied. And S was all like “You hurt my feelings. You like her more than me, now? blah blah” And Deedee was sooo upset, but my sis and I were like S is just joking, you know her, she's never serious. SO when she comes over Deedee is all trying to hide, I'm like don't hide! lol. And S and Deedee hug each other and S tells her that she was just joking with her. lol. That was hekak funny. you guys should have sen Deedee. She felt hekka guilty! LMAO!
Hayati came over to my house the Sunday before last Sunday(I think) and we were looking at some old pictures…And we came accross a picture of this little girl wearing a yellow dress. She looked awful, so Hayati and I were making HEKKA fun of her, she was all like who is she? I'm all like, I have no idea! And I was all saying it sure ain't me! And we just kept laughing about it and making fun of the lil girl and then my sister says, “That's Rani!” LMAO That was HEKKA funny! I was like. “NOOOO! WTH?!?! THAT IS TOTALLY NOT ME! OMA! I WAS THAT UGLY??!?!!?” LMAO! It was HILRIOUS! ANd my sister is all like, “you don't look ugly here, you look so cute!” And I'm like. “Girl! You're outta your mind!” And Hayati is like. “let me see it again!” And I'm all hiding it and I'm like, “nooo, look at that pi, see how cute I was?” LMAO!
It was helllllla funny, we couldn't stop laughing!
Quote:of course..do as they please. im not stopping them. its u who got so defensive abt senorJ. got the hotz for him??? yeeehaaaaaaaaaaa!!How can she have the hotz for anyone besides you, ji?
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