[SenorJalapeno]

Kick my ass? Lmao! Woman, all I have to do is get ready with a large screen, a DLP projector, A Walk to Remember DVD, some poetry, a bundle of gift cheques to the Spa, a Salon, a token for a boat-ride, a comfortable seat on a porch with a generous quilt, overlooking the valley to watch the storm with a large mug of hot-chocolate and oatmeal cookies nearby…you would forget all about ass kicking and start drooling every which way! Now get outta bed sleepy head and go to the meeting. Lmao! Bossy! Bossy! Ninja, get ready to save me.