Bismillah,
Tuesday
8th July 2008.
YUMMM!!!! Quickly cut it before
we dig in without you! LMAO!
And here's some 
for you to wash it down with! It's on us! (actually no u can pay us back later lmao).
Happy Birthday Bestest Buddah
Ever! I have the hobbit on the phone and we have the ninja in our hearts, so
here’s a message from the three loonies ;)
We wanna thank you for being
such an amazing friend and we appreciate it hekka much!
We say this a lot, but we really
really mean it every time we say it - you are for realz the bestest Buddah we know! (Rani
says, thanks to Oreo, we changed the spelling of Buddha to Buddah lmao).
Even though you suck at keeping
in touch (realllllllllllly realllllly - *rani says hekka hekka* much suck), we
know that you still think of us wherever you may be. Whenever we don’t hear
from you, we just make dua that you’re good, happy and healthy wherever the
heck it is you are! 
.
We want you to know that we
appreciate you being in our lives and we are grateful that you can call us your
friends... =)
Remember that no matter where
this crazy life takes you, you’ll always have the care and prayers of your
three loonies with you!
Have a great birthday, and as
your Buddah self sits down for his first (of many) coffees of the morning, know
that we enjoy your company hekka much, in and out of the forum. You have
brightened our days with your fancy vocabulary! Lmao!!! We also want to thank you for your wisdom that we admire oh so much....
Roflmao!!!!!! . Naw, for realz though Buddah... we hold the wisdom you give us preciously. 
.
We’ve had great laughs over time
as we fought with you, poked you forks and tried to fry you (and save you) and
kick your butt too. Although we’ve
enjoyed completely dissing you, threatening you with violence, trying to fry
you and blah blah blah, but you know that if anyone else ever tries to mess
with YOU, you know they’ll have US to answer to as well, cuz we’ve always got
yo broken buddah back! ;)
Lmaoooooooo!!!!!!! Look at his BUTT!!!!!! *Cracks up!!!!* 
I bet he had three loonies who made his butt like that with constant kickings. Roflll! 
.
A poem from us to you <3
With
kind words and hugs
You've always been there.
You're someone we count on,
And someone who cares
Having
you in our lives
We are truly blessed
Your thoughtful ways,
Stand out the best.
.
We hope you enjoy your birthday,
and wish we could do something more for you, but sadly we can’t. We hope that
our words are enough to show you how much we care... =)
Hmmmm.... what would we do
if we met Buddha.....? 
If we could do more, we’d:
·
- Kidnap from your
office and replace your desk with an old man (cuz nobody would know the
difference anyway, lmao). We’d take you for a picnic in the park.
· -
Rani would ask her
mum to make food and we’d add it to our picnic basket.
· -
We’d go to Starbucks
and spend an afternoon getting hiiiigh on different types of coffee lmao.
·
- We’d steal your cane
and laugh and you struggle to keep up with us... and then feel sorry for you
and give it back, and apologise
·
- We would not let you
stare or flirt with any girls while you’re with us, becuz you have to be good
around us
·
- We’d listen to you
all day as you tell us your looooooooooongggg stories, and we’d actually listen
and not fall asleep. (Rani says she promises not to tune you out lmao).
·
- We’d make you listen
to our crazy moments, after you are done with yours (if you ever finish, that
is and we’d hit you if you laugh at us getting overexcited as we tell these
stories) lmao.
· -
We’d go out and find
you a good Buddhi who we’ll know will take care of you in your oldER age .
·
- We’d beg you to take
us along when you go out of country for your work, cuz that way we will never be out of
touch =)
· -
Talking of keeping
in touch, we’d donate you a laptop and a phone, along with a timer so that when
it beeps, you’ll know it’s time to get in touch =D
·
- Let us tell you how
the timer works: It’ll automatically randomly call all or one of us, and it’ll
ring on your phone too, and you’ll pick up and say hello and we’ll say hello
and we’ll all talk =D lmao.
·
- If you have Stupid
idiotic retarded type kids who try to put you in an Old People’s Home, then we
promise that we’ll kick their butts, Superwoman, Hobbit and Ninja Style, and we’ll
hide you in our attics. And don’t worry you’ll have a warm blanket and good
food every day! And we’ll take you out too so that you can exercise your creaky
old bones in the park .
Okay,
back to reality, sadly. Rani’s mum is yelling at her, and my dad will be down
soon for a bathroom break, so we gotta runnn! We must part for now but know
that if we could, we’d do those things for you in a second!!! Also, although
Ninja is not here physically, her heart, her love and her spirit are with us,
and we know that she’d definitely agree with what we have said 100%. The last
time we spoke with her she told us to tell you that she’s thinking of you and
wishes you have a great birthday and that she prays that all your pure wishes
come true. Ameen! .
Take
care and be happy!!!!
... Believe us, it’s infectious .
Always,
Your Three Loonies.............. X
Ewwww
I ain’t gona be the last cartoon on that picture.... LMAO! I (Tayba) call dibs
on Daffy Duck! That’ssss Dessssspppppiiiiiccccable!!!!!! Roflll .
P. S –
Even if you wore a Burkha, you still wouldn’t be able to fool us =P (We’d know
it’s you cuza the cane and the buddah walk lmao). Don't ask me why this is here! lmao! Rani and I couldn't think of anywhere else to post this bit . InshaAllah this will send properly!!!! AMEEN THUMMA AMEEEEEN!