Forummers say the funniest things!

 Lmao. Okay so it's like 3:05 am in the morning and I'm hekka (blame the Americans for my change in language) late here, and I just got off the phone with the crajiest hyper hobbit we know here... Rani lol. So anyway we always end up laughing about anything and everything and some things are coming to mind. So I decided to make a thread where we put down our favourite quotes that people on the forum have said to us (Shrek, I can think of a million for you and I think it's vice versa lmao). So here goes:

On the phone to Rani (after she finally rings me, I waited like all evening for her call)

Me: Finally! I was mind calling you.... why didn't you pick up?!?! .

Rani: I guess the connection was bad becuz of the oceans and all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and then when I had to leave:

Me:  "Next time you mind call and I ain't there..... LEAVE A MESSAGE!" Roflll .

I swear this sounds beyond hilarious to me right now.... I don't know whether it will in the morning. So forgive me in advance!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU RANI !!!!!

 Shrek: I can't hear you.

Me in Brighton two weeks ago: That's cuz I'm sitting in the bath tub, hiding from my dad, and trying to talk to you.

LMAOOOOOOOO! I'll leave you to add to this Shrek!

Another one:

Me: Shrek, I'm about to do something and I don't know if I should... help.

Shrek: OHMYGOD ARE YOU OKAY?!

*I sit there explaining how I'm reading Nicholas Sparks' Message in a Bottle and how it gave me an idea*

Shrek and Donkey at the same time... "I WANNA (SHREK: YOU WANNA) PUT A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE AND THROW IT INTO THE SEA!!!!" YES!

- I can never forget that one LMAO. .

One of my favourites LOL.

 A few weeks ago on an MSN convo, Ninja was really frustrated because she was trying to get onto her account for some website but she couldn't remember her password. So she online called the people to help her and they kept her waiting on the net for ages till she could be seen by a specialist. So here is our MSN convo as she waited for someone to talk to her on the net about her problem:

 Me: What the heck?!?! Stupid dumb ass losers call themselves a company!??! What the heck?!?!

Ninja: Loll, it's all good. I'm patient... surprisingly. I haven't pulled my hair out or anything!

Me: Alhumdullilah!

*The website Ninja is visiting has been updated, and so she pastes me what they're saying to her* :

You are currently at position number 25 in the queue.
The next available Agent will be with you in a moment.
You are currently at position number 24 in the queue.
All agents are currently busy. Please stand by.
You are currently at position number 24 in the queue.
An agent will be with you in a moment. Thank you for your patience.
You are currently at position number 23 in the queue.
The next available Agent will be with you in a moment.
You are currently at position number 23 in the queue.
All agents are currently busy. Please stand by.
You are currently at position number 22 in the queue

 Me: Lmao, they suck!!!

*Long pause, then ninja starts typing*

Ninja: …. I think the agent is a robot.

*both crack up*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That day was STUPID yet that moment was hilarious LMAO! I miss you, jerk!!!!

I love you oh so much! <3

I LOVE THIS ONE OH SO MUCH!

Rani was on voice call on MSN and I was putting my uni books away. She's sitting there watching clips of Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (HDDCS), and I told her that I'll brb cuz I don't know where my phone is and I'm going to go look for it. So she's like okay. So as I'm running in the sitting room on my way out, the back of my dupatta (SOMEHOW) goes up and gets caught in the light on the ceiling. Now the ceiling isn't that high, but isn't low either. I'm like screaming 'OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!' and trying to pull the rest of the dupatta back down onto my shoulders again. Rani is like, "WHAT HAPPENED?!?! WHY ARE YOU SAYING OHMYGOD SO MANY TIMES?!?!" lmao. I'm like "I JUST HAD A BOLLYWOOD MOMENT! My dupatta got stuck inside the light shade thing, like Ash in HDDCS!!!!! Rani says: OHMYGOD, I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO! FREAAKAAAY!!! I love our weirdness soniye! 

k methinks I should seriously consider sleep now....

Brilliant idea!

Ohmydays Tayba jaan.. we have had SO many Shrek And Donkey moments!! (Don't quite know what they are but hey... go with it!)

Well I was going to type it out myself, but she's already done that for me the donkey, so here it is...

Tayba, to me:

Tayba Donkey - I love you. No, I actually love you. Just for that, if not anything else. I love you.

GREAT IDEA! Great dieas only come to mind in the middle of the night! But jaana, we might run out of forum space if we write down every mind connection or mind calling or psychic or bollywood moment that connects us moment! lmao! W/e, we'll give it a shot.

I don't remember if we ever wrote this on the forum, but the first time we discovered our little mind calling thing was amazing!

So Tayba is sitting in her room late at night and she really wants me to come online, so she actually goes and puts her fingers on her temples and says, "RANI COME ONLINE!" She was trying to mind call me and her brother goes and says something like we're weird or something (i forgot lol) but anyhow, PING! RANI IS ONLINE LMAO! It was so crajeee how I came online and she goes OMG I MIND CALLED YOU! And I was so surprised it worked and then passed it off as a coincidence. How naive i was...

you know what I hekka love? how much I love the movie Aaja Nachle. It was a crajee bolly moment to begine with: I thought Kunal was so sexiful, plus a lil more cuz he reminded me of someone. Then they go and name him Imraan in the movie! (I love the name Imraan) and to top that off, he's pathan! LMAO! (I'm pathan) And then he's tall and the girl is short... so anyhow, a while later Tayba started to call me Dia, meaning candle, but anyhow, another nickname (we have millions for each other tayba!) so I go and get the movie once again to watch it I had to fight with the guy at the movie store! someone took it and wouldn't bring it back and when they did, he gave it to someone else! I was so pissed! I was like "I ASKED FOR IT! AND U GAVE IT AWAY?!?!?" So as soon as he got it next time, he called me up and said "ur movie is here" lmao) so as we turn the movie on and start watching it i realize that madhuri's name is DIA! LMAO! AND THEN! The guy she ends up with in the end, his name is RAJA!

oh, man i love how we have this crajee moments and bollywood ties it all up for us, Tayba! [L]

I think i'm rambling so i'll go now! lmao!

Me and Nessa on the phone, it went something like this:

ME: Oh crap, I think I'm in trouble (mom was yelling)

Nessa: Ok bye!

ME: I don't have to go yet. UR TRYING TO GET RID OF ME!?

Nessa: *seriously* NO I'm trying to not get you in trouble so we can talk again!

Me: ..... (actually I don't remember what I said lmao )

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nesssserrrz soooooo sweeeeeeeeeeet! I LOVE YOU!

...I love you back! Ok...now tell the one where your brothers were throwing stuff at you! That was hilarious! rotflmbo

An MSN convo with Marine *cracking up laffin*:

Nessa says:

what's up with you?

Nessa says:

how's tricks?

MARINE says:

who's TRICK

Nessa says:

I’m saying: how are things?

MARINE says:

you said tricks

MARINE says:

lmao

Nessa says:

i know...it's a way of saying that.

MARINE says:

oh

MARINE says:

I’m out of it as you can tell lmao

Naw...reeEEEAAaaly?!!

Nessa - lol! I thought I was gonna die! hahaaaaa!

So I was talking with Nessa on the phone and all of a sudden my brothers run in and start throwing these things at me that make these bomb explodingish sounds and I'm like screaming and trying to run away! lol!

marine is soooo silly! lmao! I still remember that day she first started chatting with us on the old lovely green forum and how oreo was messing with her and i'm all like "stop being rude!" lmao!

Okay, so i'm trying to think of all the crajee and awesome nicknames Tayba and I have for each other:

Tayba:
Taybanzle (Remember the song I dedied to you and called you Taybanzle?!)
Chandni (You help guide me through some of my darkest nights)
Moonlight (Your light helps me wait through the night in hopes of a better tomorrow)
Jamie (AWTR - My pure and beauitful Jamie... so full of love and just waiting to share it with your Landon...) 
Giselle (Enchanted - My beautiful princess!)
Only hope (*siiigh* - No words for this one.)

Me:
Randon
Noor
Sunshine
Geet (Jab We MEt)
Laila (From Aaja Nachle play - Imraan ki laila)
Dia
Ranicetamol (Rani is actually a substitute for my real name)
Imraan ki Imrani (Adopted from one of my school friends)

okay, since I have the most terrible memory, you're gonna have to help me! It comes to me when I want to call you by a certain nickname, but not when I wannu put it on the forum! grrr!)

RaNi iS ThE BeS:

Okay, so i'm trying to think of all the crajee and awesome nicknames Tayba and I have for each other:

Tayba:
Taybanzle (Remember the song I dedied to you and called you Taybanzle?!)
Chandni (You help guide me through some of my darkest nights)
Moonlight (Your light helps me wait through the night in hopes of a better tomorrow)
Jamie (AWTR - My pure and beauitful Jamie... so full of love and just waiting to share it with your Landon...) 
Giselle (Enchanted - My beautiful princess!)
Only hope (*siiigh* - No words for this one.)

Chips <3

Me:
Randon (Taybanzle's lova)
Noor.... pure, full of love, the guide that I need.
Sunshine ... fill my days with the rays of the sun... helping me through this tunnel.
Geet (Jab We MEt)
Laila (From Aaja Nachle play - Imraan ki laila)
Dia - dil mai hai jo dia, bujh na paaye
Ranicetamol (Rani is actually a substitute for my real name)
Imraan ki Imrani (Adopted from one of my school friends)

Vinegar <3

*slaps myself upside da head* How could i forget chips and vinegar!!?!?

I coulda sworn we had more though!

you messed it up man! u were posed to put up those things, i forgot what u call em! These ( ) - what r they called again? paranthesis!LMAO! hahaaaaaaaaa! and u were posed to italicize em! ju ruiner! go get some sleep giselle!

hehe ILOVEYOU!

 Shut up we call them brackets not paranthacrapperz .

I going sleep then laila! lmao i love you toooo!

boo:

Brilliant idea!

Ohmydays Tayba jaan.. we have had SO many Shrek And Donkey moments!! (Don't quite know what they are but hey... go with it!)

Well I was going to type it out myself, but she's already done that for me the donkey, so here it is...

Tayba, to me:

and when u told me u were looking at the moon

and u forgot so quickly

and on the fone im like 'r u still looking at the moon?' and u go 'HOW DID U KNOW?!?!''

I wanted to say im pyschic rofl but im like 'u just told me,...'

Tayba Donkey - I love you. No, I actually love you. Just for that, if not anything else. I love you.

 LMAO I loved that day so much. It was hilarious!!!!!

And then that other day when I rang you from the market and it was raining SO much and I'm running through a shop and I'm like 'My green eye shadow is leaking all over my face!!!!!' LMAO! you're like 'WHAT?!'

boo:

Brilliant idea!

Ohmydays Tayba jaan.. we have had SO many Shrek And Donkey moments!! (Don't quite know what they are but hey... go with it!)

Well I was going to type it out myself, but she's already done that for me the donkey, so here it is...

Tayba, to me:

and when u told me u were looking at the moon

and u forgot so quickly

and on the fone im like 'r u still looking at the moon?' and u go 'HOW DID U KNOW?!?!''

I wanted to say im pyschic rofl but im like 'u just told me,...'

Tayba Donkey - I love you. No, I actually love you. Just for that, if not anything else. I love you.

 LMAO I loved that day so much. It was hilarious!!!!! It was beautiful too, cuz it was the first time I heard my Shrek's voice... <3

And then that other day when I rang you from the market and it was raining SO much and I'm running through a shop and I'm like 'My green eye shadow is leaking all over my face!!!!!' LMAO! you're like 'WHAT?!' .

I love you tooooo!